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http://i.imgur.com/epUcE.png

am0n, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

omg

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

...

pplains, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

the pain of being pure at heart

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

So what does Anne Frank and a brick have in common?

pplains, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

http://vimeo.com/42209600

༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Thursday, 14 June 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

nice use of 'candy'

goole, Thursday, 14 June 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

why is that Waffle House's official picture/avatar?

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 14 June 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

yeah they makin money
workin on wall street
but in they mouth
is where all the balls meet

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 June 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

l-r: me, you

༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Friday, 15 June 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

i probably posted this before at some point, but it still makes me smile

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le6yxy3dKR1qfhbkko1_500.jpg

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Friday, 15 June 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3JUrhh9VC8

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbhRVZRQZNA&feature=relmfu

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 16 June 2012 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

DKC review OTM

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 June 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/qwKqx.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 17 June 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

lol

jed_, Sunday, 17 June 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

shit that looks like an onion news network screencap but isn't

del griffith, Monday, 18 June 2012 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcyDA2L5L0

am0n, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

Ew, cats with that horrible skin condition that makes people's skin into toenails.

old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=789he-8T_-E

Jibe, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 08:15 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

am0n, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=hkDD03yeLnU&feature=endscreen

goole, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

i need dayo to weigh in on that Chinese news report

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

xp !!! O_O :DDDDD

Jesu swept (ledge), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

I will do some investigation but china has enough country bumpkins that that's an entirely plausible story xp

un® (dayo), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

after 80m we dug out this meaty object

the late great, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

I'm ganna make a walrus out of ham and cheese. See if it can balance a beach ball.
MrAnatamize 5 hours ago

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder if the beach ball is also made of ham and cheese?

the late great, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.hiphopmusic.com/lastblackpanther.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 June 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PDuqk_DSMw

pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

I could watch that kind of shit all day.

pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

be careful what you wish for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1R9LbHjgI

un® (dayo), Thursday, 21 June 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

I get to live in that moment forever with these.

pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymA8T-ZWTCQ

pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link

pplains I met somebody from little rock the other day. do you have any shibboleths I can use to wow him?

un® (dayo), Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

I asked him what his favorite barbeque sauce was and he said sweet baby ray's. O_O

un® (dayo), Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

• The word viaduct is pronounced VY-dock, for some reason.

• Capitol is really 5th Street.

• I dunno, whatever these dudes rep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4HGc1c2ve

pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4HGc1c2vek

pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

want to put out a 7" of the Price is Right: Insane Edition b/w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U43Ate3Itjs

andrew m., Friday, 6 July 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

special edition breast cancer pink

The muted sensation feels amazeballs. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 August 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

that was the moment i knew it had to be shared here.

a bag of andy capp's hot fries (stevie), Saturday, 25 August 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

i just knew pizzapartment would make an excellent gift

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 August 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

"Wow, this is great, I can't wait to use it"

the mandy moorhols (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 26 August 2012 03:53 (eleven years ago) link

OMG, 215 number = this was someone in Philadelphia county. Tears abound ;_;

the mandy moorhols (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 26 August 2012 03:55 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/84NeX.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 January 2013 08:53 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ossSWj17Jnk

Kobe Bryant 21 hours ago
Thanks for the song Chief - #300 #Mambaout

Francky Desravines 5 hours ago
STFU, Kobe.

bnw, Monday, 7 January 2013 03:55 (eleven years ago) link

http://yhoo.it/TEHgno

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 7 January 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link


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