lol @ Danzig Clay
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:54 (fourteen years ago)
Danzrew Dance Clay
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:55 (fourteen years ago)
gr80: http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/videos/chinese-reporter-mistakes-male-masturbation-toy-as-rare-mushroom.html
― Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:39 (fourteen years ago)
The programme team apologizes that the reporter is too young to understand worldly affairs.
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
Apparently everyone else - the cameraperson, the crew, the editors, etc - was also too young to understand worldly affairs.
i recommend a team building masturbation toy field trip for the whole crew
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:24 (fourteen years ago)
http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/21/artificial-vajayjay-mushroom-seller.php
― Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:32 (fourteen years ago)
When one "prospective buyer" questions the man about the veracity of the report, he answers matter-of-factly, "It's on the news. How can it be fake?"Pointing to the cheapest taisui available which is labelled "young mushroom" and going for a very affordable 800RMB, the buyer fails to contain his laughter as he asks the seller how old the mushroom is."About ten years old," came the response."Why doesn't it have an 'eye' then?""That's because it hasn't matured fully," replied the seasoned salesman. "Once it's fully grown, it'll have the 'eye'."With entrepreneurs like this, there's great hope that China will breeze through the global economic storm and upturn any downturn that may come its way.
Pointing to the cheapest taisui available which is labelled "young mushroom" and going for a very affordable 800RMB, the buyer fails to contain his laughter as he asks the seller how old the mushroom is.
"About ten years old," came the response.
"Why doesn't it have an 'eye' then?"
"That's because it hasn't matured fully," replied the seasoned salesman. "Once it's fully grown, it'll have the 'eye'."
With entrepreneurs like this, there's great hope that China will breeze through the global economic storm and upturn any downturn that may come its way.
what a world.
― ♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 23 June 2012 21:29 (fourteen years ago)
i guess this is a super old meme but its new to me damnit and i lol'd heartily
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JcniyQYFU6M
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 June 2012 15:50 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yWiygYgi6U
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 25 June 2012 20:45 (fourteen years ago)
NAME TEH REINDERRERE
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:21 (fourteen years ago)
that whole channel is just amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jKAksuhb2U
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:28 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha
awwwwwwwwwwwwww
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:32 (fourteen years ago)
Hahaha.
The title is unfair to this kid.
― Je55e, Thursday, 28 June 2012 03:58 (fourteen years ago)
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1207006/cc-and-spidey2.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 28 June 2012 15:47 (fourteen years ago)
perfect
― am0n, Thursday, 28 June 2012 16:16 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Thursday, 28 June 2012 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
aaaaaahahahahaha
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 28 June 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.etsy.com/shop/BSTJ?ref=seller_info
― max, Thursday, 28 June 2012 22:37 (fourteen years ago)
dormroom accessories
http://www.etsy.com/listing/102268664/danny-brown-wheatgrass-plant-dormroom
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 28 June 2012 22:40 (fourteen years ago)
http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/4806/47283297.b/0_90625_4781df9d_L
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 28 June 2012 22:45 (fourteen years ago)
a match made in photoshop
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 June 2012 23:34 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGP0D16i4KM
― scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2012 03:20 (fourteen years ago)
helmut?helmut?
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 June 2012 04:52 (fourteen years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/559036_10151457949115643_686035642_23402306_1271113156_n.jpg
― am0n, Saturday, 30 June 2012 03:39 (fourteen years ago)
brond james
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_w5aYLieL8
― am0n, Saturday, 30 June 2012 03:57 (fourteen years ago)
https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6bvi49d0X1qkej80o1_500.png
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:37 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/3rJo6.gif
― am0n, Saturday, 30 June 2012 15:18 (fourteen years ago)
hahahaha
― ♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:13 (fourteen years ago)
<3
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf0l3NO-35U
― goole, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:27 (fourteen years ago)
This is as usual all a hoax.. There is no Road Buildings that benefit the People. You will notice this by Chinese now rebuilding Bridges in the USA. Why? Because as Martial Law sets in, These TANKS being deployed will have to cross these bridges. Highways are unimportant. We as a fact are being lied to by the media about what our alleged Great Government is doing. You might notice that Google, Bing and other Engines now block hyperlinks in your searches. I am going to do a video to Prove this.MountainMontanaMan in reply to emmasweeny 23 seconds ago
― now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:45 (fourteen years ago)
more like supercool raccoon chilling on top of pole
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 22:10 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Body+part+found+Montreal+park+belongs+police+confirm/6883479/story.html
at least the body can head home to china now
― the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 02:30 (fourteen years ago)
ah shit
i meant to post this in o_O
now i look like an awful human being
― the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 02:32 (fourteen years ago)
"now"
― balls, Thursday, 5 July 2012 03:12 (fourteen years ago)
too obvious use of scare quotes imo
― the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 03:25 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmU6BChuiBs
― kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:09 (fourteen years ago)
loss LOLz of composure
― the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:14 (fourteen years ago)
looooool
what happens if you just run through each hurdle and win? is there a requirement that you have to attempt to jump?
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:15 (fourteen years ago)
that's good stuff
― goole, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:17 (fourteen years ago)
the guy on the left methodically kicks down every single one btw
i love that dude
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:27 (fourteen years ago)
maybe at some point he just figured since everyone had knocked a hurdle into another lane that the race would be restarted
― the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:29 (fourteen years ago)
guy in black didnt hit any. he will represent china in olympics xDR3T41L 11 hours ago
― am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:34 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2OJsROIfI0
― am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:11 (fourteen years ago)
(original)
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:13 (fourteen years ago)
uhh apple
― am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 15:28 (fourteen years ago)
has everyone already seen this? pretty cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGAQrEUaeU
― scott seward, Friday, 6 July 2012 17:07 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=tVEPvXBEOSE
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 05:28 (fourteen years ago)