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What?!

"Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere." (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

"an early precursor"

haha

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

an "early precursor", as in "the first"

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

i though he was zinging the blackberry

sorry, i work with nerds. they do that.

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

I was

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

nerd!

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

walked into it

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

zinging the blackberry

is that some sort of new term for RIM jobs?

pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

blacker the berry, sweeter the RIM?

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/582282_350174645049409_382161801_n.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

^ the GOAT

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s320x320/536517_278273278938272_115224975243104_512020_30329631_n.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/XP5ef.png

chris paul george hill (dayo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 12:26 (fourteen years ago)

it looks like four one way streets converging

atlas arghed (brownie), Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iheOMq8UkN4

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 4 June 2012 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

Greek cats say "neow!"

del griffith, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/dutch-artist-turns-dead-cat-remote-controlled-helicopter-dubbed-orvillecopter-article-1.1089478

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

Mostly lol? Mostly sad? Mostly o_O? I don't even know anymore.

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

mostly posted on a bunch of threads already iirc

way instain eyes (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

yeah it would be I guess

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NHGeSr3pFE

pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB3PmDUGWFk

pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urgWjaIbB1k

pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not indie, that's not my music background.

― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Bulgarian Tourist Chamber (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, June 7, 2012 9:21 AM

shit_ebooks (am0n), Thursday, 7 June 2012 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55j44eanO1qzcv7no1_500.jpg

Je55e, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.whatacatch.net/images/logo.png

goole, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538328_10151001839910600_384354471_n.jpg

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/6599/screenshot20120427at939.png

pplains, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55j44eanO1qzcv7no2_500.png

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ Danzig Clay

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

Danzrew Dance Clay

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

gr80: http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/videos/chinese-reporter-mistakes-male-masturbation-toy-as-rare-mushroom.html

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:39 (thirteen years ago)

The programme team apologizes that the reporter is too young to understand worldly affairs.

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

Apparently everyone else - the cameraperson, the crew, the editors, etc - was also too young to understand worldly affairs.

i recommend a team building masturbation toy field trip for the whole crew

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/21/artificial-vajayjay-mushroom-seller.php

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

When one "prospective buyer" questions the man about the veracity of the report, he answers matter-of-factly, "It's on the news. How can it be fake?"

Pointing to the cheapest taisui available which is labelled "young mushroom" and going for a very affordable 800RMB, the buyer fails to contain his laughter as he asks the seller how old the mushroom is.

"About ten years old," came the response.

"Why doesn't it have an 'eye' then?"

"That's because it hasn't matured fully," replied the seasoned salesman. "Once it's fully grown, it'll have the 'eye'."

With entrepreneurs like this, there's great hope that China will breeze through the global economic storm and upturn any downturn that may come its way.

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

what a world.

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 23 June 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

i guess this is a super old meme but its new to me damnit and i lol'd heartily

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JcniyQYFU6M

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 June 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yWiygYgi6U

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 25 June 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

NAME TEH REINDERRERE

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

that whole channel is just amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jKAksuhb2U

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:28 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

Hahaha.

The title is unfair to this kid.

Je55e, Thursday, 28 June 2012 03:58 (thirteen years ago)

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1207006/cc-and-spidey2.gif

pplains, Thursday, 28 June 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

perfect

am0n, Thursday, 28 June 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

lol

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Thursday, 28 June 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

aaaaaahahahahaha

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 28 June 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.etsy.com/shop/BSTJ?ref=seller_info

max, Thursday, 28 June 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

If that motherfucker tried to start shit I would simply push the potato button

frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2024 00:39 (two years ago)

it ain't happening

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 February 2024 01:45 (two years ago)

lol frog

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:27 (two years ago)


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