p sure this has been documented on this board
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link
I sew dead butts and I cannot lie
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 03:06 (twelve years ago) link
a public bathroom is way more intense than a loop of sterile bowel imo
working in a bookstore, there were colleagues who attributed repeated fecal matter on the walls of the public restroom to some sort of reasonable 'condition'
that condition is that ppl are disgusting savages. who may or may not be artistic (actually exclusively not)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link
irl giggle at snapz
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:28 (twelve years ago) link
If im not careful I'll start singing it aloud at work with those words and I'll have some 'splainin to do.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
it is unbelievable that gawker published those pics.
― the late great, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 08:27 (twelve years ago) link
later, involving sewing dead butts closed, I read this the same day I read an article about butt plugs for the dead? Oh boy
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 12:50 (twelve years ago) link
... what do the dead need butt plugs for?
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:26 (twelve years ago) link
I think it's so stuff doesn't leak out?
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link
MORNING EVERYONE
Seems like you'd reach a point where stuffing a butt plug up a dead body's rectum /= some possible fluids leaking out.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:30 (twelve years ago) link
I guess I won't be having chocolate chip oatmeal this morning after all
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago) link
"All right! 62-year-old white male here, five-seven, 260 pounds, let's roll him over…"
"You know? Maybe, I don't know. Is it something we really need to worry about?"
"DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR THE DEAD? Now hand me that butt plug…"
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago) link
asses to asses, butts to butts
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:36 (twelve years ago) link
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:26 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:28 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
isn't this why the living need butt plugs?
― goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:38 (twelve years ago) link
unless i'm misunderstanding something here
― goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:39 (twelve years ago) link
guys, i think it's like a large plastic screw, it goes up there to prevent the escape of gas and fluid, its p standard i think
don't look at me like that, i watched six feet under
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:51 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, that's sort of what I was picturing. I guess it's obv not for once you're in the ground but during the preceding days for wakes and stuff when you really want all that stuff to stay inside the body.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:55 (twelve years ago) link
God I hope Pat Robertson's funeral is open-casket.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:56 (twelve years ago) link
is it too late to write a "pantsless-with-feet-in-stirrups" clause into my will
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:58 (twelve years ago) link
"Man, it's a shame about the president. Should've never gone to Dallas…"
"Yeah, this is something else. Now hand me that butt plug."
"Wait. What if we get the family to do a closed-casket? Throw a flag over it and everything?"
"But what about the smell?"
"Hang on --- Arlington Stables? You got any riderless horses?"
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:01 (twelve years ago) link
I'm going to stop now, but suffice to say, I've got about ten more hypothetical dialogues between morticians about butt plugs.
I can't help it, it's almost like they're … … leaking out of my … … brain.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:03 (twelve years ago) link
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:28 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is why i sutured, btw
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:05 (twelve years ago) link
No joke, this was the phrase that my brother-in-law was trying to build a Detroit style booty track around for a while.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://hiphopwired.com/2012/06/01/brian-mcknight-returns-with-youporn-anthem-listen/
― Snowqueen's Icedragon (crüt), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
i think you call that a "missed opportunity"
― goole, Friday, 1 June 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link
i was at a friend's birthday party at a bar that serves food last nite. this girl i know asked the bartender "hey would you mind checking on that pizza i ordered a while back? i'm getting so hungry i'm gonna eat your face off!!"
i put my hand on her shoulder and explained to her how we don't say that anymore. she had a horrified look on her face for the next 10 minutes.
an hour later the same girl and i are standing with a guy who goes "hey so have you all heard about the zombie apocalypse going down in florida?????????? lololol ha ha ha ha ha"
u_u
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry g, but me and my kids are going to continue taking turns eating our faces off.
And they're going to keep that little dog Checkers too.
― pplains, Friday, 1 June 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago) link
you wanna see some fuckin' anali can get you close enough to smellgonna drive you insano
so i listened to that
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Friday, 1 June 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link
I recommend at least listening to the ending.
― Snowqueen's Icedragon (crüt), Friday, 1 June 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
does end well, have to admit
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Saturday, 2 June 2012 06:35 (twelve years ago) link
kind of stuck in my head now (DOT COM)
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Saturday, 2 June 2012 06:36 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mIH0NctQq4
5 people on a motorcycle get hit by a car (noone dies or is seriously hurt)
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Saturday, 2 June 2012 11:59 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Kfz1RkreE
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:00 (twelve years ago) link
http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/02/luka-rocco-magnotta-lin-jun.php
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:40 (twelve years ago) link
"what y'all know bout them creampies"?
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
aaaaand now i looked at dayo's links. fuck.
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html?ITO=1490
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 4 June 2012 10:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wsdub.png
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 4 June 2012 10:16 (twelve years ago) link
ha came to post just that
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 4 June 2012 11:48 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT69H5ZEoto&feature=related
― how's life, Monday, 4 June 2012 12:18 (twelve years ago) link
catcopter is the funniest fucking thing (until it fly @ u face)
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Monday, 4 June 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link
that's really fucked up
― goole, Monday, 4 June 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
WOW THAT IS SO CREEPY
― J0rdan S., Monday, 4 June 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
jesus christ
the terrified expression on the cat's face
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Monday, 4 June 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
That cat thing is horrifying.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 4 June 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
well. that's dignified.
― pplains, Monday, 4 June 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
feel bad for cat copter. dunno why. the cat's no longer around to mind.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Monday, 4 June 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
My mom always threatened to stuff our fat calico, Richard, and keep him around as a doorstop since that's what he basically was for 8 years.
He must have heard word because he ran off.
― pplains, Monday, 4 June 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link