Gawker, E!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
x-post You should see the look I'm giving you right now.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
i have no face and I must look
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
btw, the one piece of irl ILX decor hanging in my house is dan lacey's oil painting of chase no facei will refrain from a link
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link
Holy crap. Those pictures are the best anti drug message I've ever seen.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
holy shit
― ༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, hideous, not happy i looked
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
weird how early reports had them both naked, when it looks as if only the attacker was
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link
weirdest thing about internet 2.0 is how rotten.com is for everyone now
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link
I guess they figure out that stuff gets hits, huh, everybody make a grab for the ad traffic
those penis pics were so tame
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:33 (twelve years ago) link
no face man kind of looks like that scary puppet thing used in those art photos from some exhibit a while ago you guys know the one right
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link
chase no face
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link
I mean I just where does it even stop:
New Jersey Man Stabs Himself -- Right Before Throwing Pieces Of His Intestines At Cops
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link
felt bad but I thought of CANT PEE ON U
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link
guy serving his penis: nbd, tbh, i have sectioned junk before, welcome to the modern medical apparatus
guy eating another guy's face on drugs: i will never click on a link of that, thank you very much
performance artists eating they stuff is just weirdos being weirdosaddicts eating faces is just...c'mon man
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago) link
gbx do you have an achilles heel? (my favorite trauma nurse is all about . . . trauma, but struggles with eyeball stuff)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:15 (twelve years ago) link
noodles cooked past al dente... shudder
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
teeth
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:04 (twelve years ago) link
tho tbh most icky stuff is way more nauseating in abstract, an actual icky situation isn't any worse than what most ppl have to do on the regular---a public bathroom is way more intense than a loop of sterile bowel imo
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link
bias: at my high school job i got tasked with being point person on The Case Of The Customer Who Shat all over the fucking floor and walls in a way that looked very tragically not-on-purpose, and had another job, later, involving sewing dead butts closed, so my grossometer is a little skewed
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:09 (twelve years ago) link
i love tmi = http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lts0cu3qMA1r22325o2_500.gif
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link
still not reading anything about face eating, though, i need to sleep tonight
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link
had another job, later, involving sewing dead butts closed
you can't just say that without doin some splainin, son
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
i guess everybody but e's worked at mcdonalds
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link
p sure this has been documented on this board
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link
I sew dead butts and I cannot lie
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 03:06 (twelve years ago) link
a public bathroom is way more intense than a loop of sterile bowel imo
working in a bookstore, there were colleagues who attributed repeated fecal matter on the walls of the public restroom to some sort of reasonable 'condition'
that condition is that ppl are disgusting savages. who may or may not be artistic (actually exclusively not)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link
irl giggle at snapz
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:28 (twelve years ago) link
If im not careful I'll start singing it aloud at work with those words and I'll have some 'splainin to do.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
it is unbelievable that gawker published those pics.
― the late great, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 08:27 (twelve years ago) link
later, involving sewing dead butts closed, I read this the same day I read an article about butt plugs for the dead? Oh boy
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 12:50 (twelve years ago) link
... what do the dead need butt plugs for?
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:26 (twelve years ago) link
I think it's so stuff doesn't leak out?
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link
MORNING EVERYONE
Seems like you'd reach a point where stuffing a butt plug up a dead body's rectum /= some possible fluids leaking out.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:30 (twelve years ago) link
I guess I won't be having chocolate chip oatmeal this morning after all
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago) link
"All right! 62-year-old white male here, five-seven, 260 pounds, let's roll him over…"
"You know? Maybe, I don't know. Is it something we really need to worry about?"
"DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR THE DEAD? Now hand me that butt plug…"
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago) link
asses to asses, butts to butts
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:36 (twelve years ago) link
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― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:28 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
isn't this why the living need butt plugs?
― goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:38 (twelve years ago) link
unless i'm misunderstanding something here
― goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:39 (twelve years ago) link
guys, i think it's like a large plastic screw, it goes up there to prevent the escape of gas and fluid, its p standard i think
don't look at me like that, i watched six feet under
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:51 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, that's sort of what I was picturing. I guess it's obv not for once you're in the ground but during the preceding days for wakes and stuff when you really want all that stuff to stay inside the body.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:55 (twelve years ago) link
God I hope Pat Robertson's funeral is open-casket.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:56 (twelve years ago) link
is it too late to write a "pantsless-with-feet-in-stirrups" clause into my will
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:58 (twelve years ago) link
"Man, it's a shame about the president. Should've never gone to Dallas…"
"Yeah, this is something else. Now hand me that butt plug."
"Wait. What if we get the family to do a closed-casket? Throw a flag over it and everything?"
"But what about the smell?"
"Hang on --- Arlington Stables? You got any riderless horses?"
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:01 (twelve years ago) link
I'm going to stop now, but suffice to say, I've got about ten more hypothetical dialogues between morticians about butt plugs.
I can't help it, it's almost like they're … … leaking out of my … … brain.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:03 (twelve years ago) link
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:28 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is why i sutured, btw
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:05 (twelve years ago) link
No joke, this was the phrase that my brother-in-law was trying to build a Detroit style booty track around for a while.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
http://hiphopwired.com/2012/06/01/brian-mcknight-returns-with-youporn-anthem-listen/
― Snowqueen's Icedragon (crüt), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link