o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

max, I stopped short of blaming you because I didn't know how much control you had over that particular decision. But, seriously, dude.

I clicked the link from the mobile blog version of the site. Shit's blurred on the picture next to the link.

Whatever. Anyway, just basically saying I wish I hadn't seen it.

looks like there were still (trimmed) hairs on that sac. don't have much faith in this chef, tbh.

Demand a refund

so this is the stuff I'll need to avoid for the future huh

The balls really weren't that bad.

Where are the face pics. I wanna see.

*cuts and pastes above post to fourteen different meta threads*

Gawker, E!

x-post You should see the look I'm giving you right now.

i have no face and I must look

btw, the one piece of irl ILX decor hanging in my house is dan lacey's oil painting of chase no face
i will refrain from a link

Holy crap. Those pictures are the best anti drug message I've ever seen.

holy shit

yeah, hideous, not happy i looked

weird how early reports had them both naked, when it looks as if only the attacker was

weirdest thing about internet 2.0 is how rotten.com is for everyone now

I guess they figure out that stuff gets hits, huh, everybody make a grab for the ad traffic

those penis pics were so tame

no face man kind of looks like that scary puppet thing used in those art photos from some exhibit a while ago you guys know the one right

chase no face

I mean I just where does it even stop:

New Jersey Man Stabs Himself -- Right Before Throwing Pieces Of His Intestines At Cops

felt bad but I thought of CANT PEE ON U

guy serving his penis: nbd, tbh, i have sectioned junk before, welcome to the modern medical apparatus

guy eating another guy's face on drugs: i will never click on a link of that, thank you very much

performance artists eating they stuff is just weirdos being weirdos
addicts eating faces is just...c'mon man

gbx do you have an achilles heel? (my favorite trauma nurse is all about . . . trauma, but struggles with eyeball stuff)

noodles cooked past al dente... shudder

teeth

tho tbh most icky stuff is way more nauseating in abstract, an actual icky situation isn't any worse than what most ppl have to do on the regular---a public bathroom is way more intense than a loop of sterile bowel imo

bias: at my high school job i got tasked with being point person on The Case Of The Customer Who Shat all over the fucking floor and walls in a way that looked very tragically not-on-purpose, and had another job, later, involving sewing dead butts closed, so my grossometer is a little skewed

i love tmi = http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lts0cu3qMA1r22325o2_500.gif

still not reading anything about face eating, though, i need to sleep tonight

had another job, later, involving sewing dead butts closed

you can't just say that without doin some splainin, son

i guess everybody but e's worked at mcdonalds

p sure this has been documented on this board

I sew dead butts and I cannot lie

a public bathroom is way more intense than a loop of sterile bowel imo

working in a bookstore, there were colleagues who attributed repeated fecal matter on the walls of the public restroom to some sort of reasonable 'condition'

that condition is that ppl are disgusting savages. who may or may not be artistic (actually exclusively not)

irl giggle at snapz

If im not careful I'll start singing it aloud at work with those words and I'll have some 'splainin to do.

it is unbelievable that gawker published those pics.

later, involving sewing dead butts closed,
I read this the same day I read an article about butt plugs for the dead? Oh boy

... what do the dead need butt plugs for?

I think it's so stuff doesn't leak out?

MORNING EVERYONE

Seems like you'd reach a point where stuffing a butt plug up a dead body's rectum /= some possible fluids leaking out.

I guess I won't be having chocolate chip oatmeal this morning after all

"All right! 62-year-old white male here, five-seven, 260 pounds, let's roll him over…"

"You know? Maybe, I don't know. Is it something we really need to worry about?"

"DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR THE DEAD? Now hand me that butt plug…"

asses to asses, butts to butts

... what do the dead need butt plugs for?

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:26 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think it's so stuff doesn't leak out?

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:28 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

isn't this why the living need butt plugs?

unless i'm misunderstanding something here

guys, i think it's like a large plastic screw, it goes up there to prevent the escape of gas and fluid, its p standard i think

don't look at me like that, i watched six feet under