Sleep??
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 07:23 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/japanese-chef-serves-own-genitals-for-dinner
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:11 (fourteen years ago)
okay those three warnings saved my life, basically
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:19 (fourteen years ago)
Re: zombie face eating guy, "It's one of the most gruesome things I've ever seen in my life in person," witness Larry Vega told WSVN.
"One of"?!? What nightmare world does Larry Vega inhabit??? "Yeah, it was...top five maybe? At least top ten."
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:31 (fourteen years ago)
maybe he was at that japanese restaurant.
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:20 (fourteen years ago)
gonna say i scrolled past the warnings on that URL to the top of the picture of a blood soaked sous vide bag and then thought better of it. Feeling good about that self control.
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
I looked at the whole thing, including the carving table, while eating a chicken gyro.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:55 (fourteen years ago)
Now there are pics of Mr.Faceless circulating. I thought Gawker would have the sense to hide them behind a separate link, but nope. Cannot be unseen...
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:57 (fourteen years ago)
ugh
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:58 (fourteen years ago)
I'm seriously pissed at Gawker now. I wanted to read the story but I had no desire to ever ever see that.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:04 (fourteen years ago)
fucking gawker
― max, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:05 (fourteen years ago)
uh i'm looking at the gawker front page right now and it clearly says grody ass images after the jump. do not jump!
― goole, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:06 (fourteen years ago)
did they push them out via rss or something?
max, I stopped short of blaming you because I didn't know how much control you had over that particular decision. But, seriously, dude.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:08 (fourteen years ago)
I clicked the link from the mobile blog version of the site. Shit's blurred on the picture next to the link.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:09 (fourteen years ago)
Whatever. Anyway, just basically saying I wish I hadn't seen it.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:10 (fourteen years ago)
looks like there were still (trimmed) hairs on that sac. don't have much faith in this chef, tbh.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:33 (fourteen years ago)
Demand a refund
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:34 (fourteen years ago)
so this is the stuff I'll need to avoid for the future huh
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
The balls really weren't that bad.
Where are the face pics. I wanna see.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:09 (fourteen years ago)
*cuts and pastes above post to fourteen different meta threads*
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
Gawker, E!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)
x-post You should see the look I'm giving you right now.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:12 (fourteen years ago)
i have no face and I must look
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:12 (fourteen years ago)
btw, the one piece of irl ILX decor hanging in my house is dan lacey's oil painting of chase no facei will refrain from a link
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:14 (fourteen years ago)
Holy crap. Those pictures are the best anti drug message I've ever seen.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:16 (fourteen years ago)
holy shit
― ༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:36 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, hideous, not happy i looked
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 21:37 (fourteen years ago)
weird how early reports had them both naked, when it looks as if only the attacker was
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 21:38 (fourteen years ago)
weirdest thing about internet 2.0 is how rotten.com is for everyone now
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:25 (fourteen years ago)
I guess they figure out that stuff gets hits, huh, everybody make a grab for the ad traffic
those penis pics were so tame
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:33 (fourteen years ago)
no face man kind of looks like that scary puppet thing used in those art photos from some exhibit a while ago you guys know the one right
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:39 (fourteen years ago)
chase no face
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:51 (fourteen years ago)
I mean I just where does it even stop:
New Jersey Man Stabs Himself -- Right Before Throwing Pieces Of His Intestines At Cops
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:56 (fourteen years ago)
felt bad but I thought of CANT PEE ON U
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:56 (fourteen years ago)
guy serving his penis: nbd, tbh, i have sectioned junk before, welcome to the modern medical apparatus
guy eating another guy's face on drugs: i will never click on a link of that, thank you very much
performance artists eating they stuff is just weirdos being weirdosaddicts eating faces is just...c'mon man
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:13 (fourteen years ago)
gbx do you have an achilles heel? (my favorite trauma nurse is all about . . . trauma, but struggles with eyeball stuff)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:15 (fourteen years ago)
noodles cooked past al dente... shudder
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:39 (fourteen years ago)
teeth
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:04 (fourteen years ago)
tho tbh most icky stuff is way more nauseating in abstract, an actual icky situation isn't any worse than what most ppl have to do on the regular---a public bathroom is way more intense than a loop of sterile bowel imo
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:06 (fourteen years ago)
bias: at my high school job i got tasked with being point person on The Case Of The Customer Who Shat all over the fucking floor and walls in a way that looked very tragically not-on-purpose, and had another job, later, involving sewing dead butts closed, so my grossometer is a little skewed
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:09 (fourteen years ago)
i love tmi = http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lts0cu3qMA1r22325o2_500.gif
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:10 (fourteen years ago)
still not reading anything about face eating, though, i need to sleep tonight
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:12 (fourteen years ago)
had another job, later, involving sewing dead butts closed
you can't just say that without doin some splainin, son
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:50 (fourteen years ago)
i guess everybody but e's worked at mcdonalds
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:55 (fourteen years ago)
p sure this has been documented on this board
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 03:04 (fourteen years ago)
I sew dead butts and I cannot lie
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 03:06 (fourteen years ago)
a public bathroom is way more intense than a loop of sterile bowel imo
working in a bookstore, there were colleagues who attributed repeated fecal matter on the walls of the public restroom to some sort of reasonable 'condition'
that condition is that ppl are disgusting savages. who may or may not be artistic (actually exclusively not)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:08 (fourteen years ago)
irl giggle at snapz
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:28 (fourteen years ago)