the shackles of door delivery
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk
http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf
http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx
― scott seward, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:58 (fourteen years ago)
https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 May 2012 22:23 (fourteen years ago)
^ lol
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
Wait - you guys have never seen that before?
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (fourteen years ago)
It's a classic.
i'm way behind on my bieber studies
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:34 (fourteen years ago)
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168876_10150858782496840_573511839_10009019_1176226974_n.jpg
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:40 (fourteen years ago)
loooooooool
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:42 (fourteen years ago)
What?!
― "Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere." (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:34 (fourteen years ago)
RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)
"an early precursor"
haha
― goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:50 (fourteen years ago)
an "early precursor", as in "the first"
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:51 (fourteen years ago)
i though he was zinging the blackberry
sorry, i work with nerds. they do that.
― goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)
I was
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)
nerd!
― goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)
walked into it
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)
zinging the blackberry
is that some sort of new term for RIM jobs?
― pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)
http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/3bb4d0511d423824fe8706f153b32dcf/112273%20-%20animated%20badum_tish%20drum_set%20pinkie_pie%20rimshot%20sting.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)
blacker the berry, sweeter the RIM?
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/582282_350174645049409_382161801_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 01:49 (fourteen years ago)
^ the GOAT
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:17 (fourteen years ago)
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s320x320/536517_278273278938272_115224975243104_512020_30329631_n.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XP5ef.png
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 12:26 (fourteen years ago)
it looks like four one way streets converging
― atlas arghed (brownie), Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:24 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iheOMq8UkN4
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 4 June 2012 23:29 (fourteen years ago)
Greek cats say "neow!"
― del griffith, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 01:30 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/dutch-artist-turns-dead-cat-remote-controlled-helicopter-dubbed-orvillecopter-article-1.1089478
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:27 (fourteen years ago)
Mostly lol? Mostly sad? Mostly o_O? I don't even know anymore.
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:28 (fourteen years ago)
mostly posted on a bunch of threads already iirc
― way instain eyes (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:40 (fourteen years ago)
yeah it would be I guess
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:43 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NHGeSr3pFE
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB3PmDUGWFk
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urgWjaIbB1k
I'm not indie, that's not my music background.
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Bulgarian Tourist Chamber (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, June 7, 2012 9:21 AM
― shit_ebooks (am0n), Thursday, 7 June 2012 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55j44eanO1qzcv7no1_500.jpg
― Je55e, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:18 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.whatacatch.net/images/logo.png
― goole, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:19 (fourteen years ago)
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538328_10151001839910600_384354471_n.jpg
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:23 (fourteen years ago)
http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/6599/screenshot20120427at939.png
― pplains, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:40 (fourteen years ago)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55j44eanO1qzcv7no2_500.png
― “Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
lol @ Danzig Clay
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:54 (fourteen years ago)
Danzrew Dance Clay
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:55 (fourteen years ago)
gr80: http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/videos/chinese-reporter-mistakes-male-masturbation-toy-as-rare-mushroom.html
― Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:39 (fourteen years ago)
The programme team apologizes that the reporter is too young to understand worldly affairs.
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
Apparently everyone else - the cameraperson, the crew, the editors, etc - was also too young to understand worldly affairs.
i recommend a team building masturbation toy field trip for the whole crew
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:24 (fourteen years ago)
http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/21/artificial-vajayjay-mushroom-seller.php
― Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:32 (fourteen years ago)
When one "prospective buyer" questions the man about the veracity of the report, he answers matter-of-factly, "It's on the news. How can it be fake?"Pointing to the cheapest taisui available which is labelled "young mushroom" and going for a very affordable 800RMB, the buyer fails to contain his laughter as he asks the seller how old the mushroom is."About ten years old," came the response."Why doesn't it have an 'eye' then?""That's because it hasn't matured fully," replied the seasoned salesman. "Once it's fully grown, it'll have the 'eye'."With entrepreneurs like this, there's great hope that China will breeze through the global economic storm and upturn any downturn that may come its way.
Pointing to the cheapest taisui available which is labelled "young mushroom" and going for a very affordable 800RMB, the buyer fails to contain his laughter as he asks the seller how old the mushroom is.
"About ten years old," came the response.
"Why doesn't it have an 'eye' then?"
"That's because it hasn't matured fully," replied the seasoned salesman. "Once it's fully grown, it'll have the 'eye'."
With entrepreneurs like this, there's great hope that China will breeze through the global economic storm and upturn any downturn that may come its way.
what a world.
― ♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 23 June 2012 21:29 (fourteen years ago)
i guess this is a super old meme but its new to me damnit and i lol'd heartily
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JcniyQYFU6M
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 June 2012 15:50 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yWiygYgi6U
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 25 June 2012 20:45 (fourteen years ago)
This is killing me
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/144jb3r/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 9 June 2023 19:48 (three years ago)
wow….I’m not going to reveal where I work but… uh that hits way too close to home for me professionally. I’m going to assume that I’m just not getting what’s funny about spelling errors or people being concerned that they’re pregnant. Wow.
― brimstead, Friday, 9 June 2023 20:02 (three years ago)
Temperatures have passed 30C in London today, overwhelming some soldiers who took part in a military parade alongside Prince Williamhttps://t.co/McrUFliY2F pic.twitter.com/KAYXloNTvV— ITV News (@itvnews) June 10, 2023
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 June 2023 23:53 (three years ago)
The music makes that feel like a Monty Python skit
― jmm, Sunday, 11 June 2023 00:01 (three years ago)
not sure if this will be for everybody, but this killed me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuXGpUR7fXA
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 06:16 (three years ago)
Inarguable pic.twitter.com/N7MqUcxmSC— Miss Marjorie Regrets (@coffinsneeze) January 31, 2024
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:50 (two years ago)
He's the very best of us all
― impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:58 (two years ago)
Hell yes
― brimstead, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 17:11 (two years ago)
lol what
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 20:25 (two years ago)
If that motherfucker tried to start shit I would simply push the potato button
― frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2024 00:39 (two years ago)
it ain't happening
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 February 2024 01:45 (two years ago)
lol frog
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:27 (two years ago)