Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...

AppalachianKnight77 in reply to mary schmidt (Show the comment) 4 hours ago

sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

siri... burden a restaurant employee
I FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

the shackles of door delivery

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk

http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf

http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx

scott seward, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 May 2012 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

^ lol

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

Wait - you guys have never seen that before?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

It's a classic.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

i'm way behind on my bieber studies

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168876_10150858782496840_573511839_10009019_1176226974_n.jpg

judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

loooooooool

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

What?!

"Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere." (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

"an early precursor"

haha

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

an "early precursor", as in "the first"

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

i though he was zinging the blackberry

sorry, i work with nerds. they do that.

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

I was

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

nerd!

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

walked into it

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

zinging the blackberry

is that some sort of new term for RIM jobs?

pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

blacker the berry, sweeter the RIM?

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/582282_350174645049409_382161801_n.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

^ the GOAT

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s320x320/536517_278273278938272_115224975243104_512020_30329631_n.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/XP5ef.png

chris paul george hill (dayo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 12:26 (fourteen years ago)

it looks like four one way streets converging

atlas arghed (brownie), Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iheOMq8UkN4

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 4 June 2012 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

Greek cats say "neow!"

del griffith, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/dutch-artist-turns-dead-cat-remote-controlled-helicopter-dubbed-orvillecopter-article-1.1089478

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

Mostly lol? Mostly sad? Mostly o_O? I don't even know anymore.

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

mostly posted on a bunch of threads already iirc

way instain eyes (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

yeah it would be I guess

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NHGeSr3pFE

pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB3PmDUGWFk

pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urgWjaIbB1k

pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not indie, that's not my music background.

― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Bulgarian Tourist Chamber (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, June 7, 2012 9:21 AM

shit_ebooks (am0n), Thursday, 7 June 2012 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55j44eanO1qzcv7no1_500.jpg

Je55e, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.whatacatch.net/images/logo.png

goole, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538328_10151001839910600_384354471_n.jpg

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/6599/screenshot20120427at939.png

pplains, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55j44eanO1qzcv7no2_500.png

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ Danzig Clay

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

Danzrew Dance Clay

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

gr80: http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/videos/chinese-reporter-mistakes-male-masturbation-toy-as-rare-mushroom.html

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:39 (thirteen years ago)

The programme team apologizes that the reporter is too young to understand worldly affairs.

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

Apparently everyone else - the cameraperson, the crew, the editors, etc - was also too young to understand worldly affairs.

i recommend a team building masturbation toy field trip for the whole crew

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/21/artificial-vajayjay-mushroom-seller.php

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

lol, thank you so much for that unicorn. Amazing.

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 August 2022 14:20 (three years ago)

one month passes...

Imagine your kid can’t talk yet and they’re already making fun of you

pic.twitter.com/geDlwNQGy3

— PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) September 15, 2022

Spottie, Thursday, 15 September 2022 18:57 (three years ago)

considering that swing, you might wanna move the baby a bit further away from the tee

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2022 19:58 (three years ago)

five months pass...

https://www.tiktok.com/@americanhighshorts/video/7188635164510162222?lang=en

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 06:24 (three years ago)

three months pass...

This is killing me

https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/144jb3r/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 9 June 2023 19:48 (two years ago)

wow….I’m not going to reveal where I work but… uh that hits way too close to home for me professionally. I’m going to assume that I’m just not getting what’s funny about spelling errors or people being concerned that they’re pregnant. Wow.

brimstead, Friday, 9 June 2023 20:02 (two years ago)

Temperatures have passed 30C in London today, overwhelming some soldiers who took part in a military parade alongside Prince Williamhttps://t.co/McrUFliY2F pic.twitter.com/KAYXloNTvV

— ITV News (@itvnews) June 10, 2023

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 June 2023 23:53 (two years ago)

The music makes that feel like a Monty Python skit

jmm, Sunday, 11 June 2023 00:01 (two years ago)

not sure if this will be for everybody, but this killed me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuXGpUR7fXA

budo jeru, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 06:16 (two years ago)

seven months pass...

Inarguable pic.twitter.com/N7MqUcxmSC

— Miss Marjorie Regrets (@coffinsneeze) January 31, 2024

mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:50 (two years ago)

He's the very best of us all

impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:58 (two years ago)

Hell yes

brimstead, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 17:11 (two years ago)

lol what

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 20:25 (two years ago)

If that motherfucker tried to start shit I would simply push the potato button

frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2024 00:39 (two years ago)

it ain't happening

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 February 2024 01:45 (two years ago)

lol frog

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:27 (two years ago)


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