Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...AppalachianKnight77 in reply to mary schmidt (Show the comment) 4 hours ago
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― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:47 (fourteen years ago)
tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:26 (fourteen years ago)
"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:06 (fourteen years ago)
siri... burden a restaurant employeeI FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:36 (fourteen years ago)
the shackles of door delivery
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk
http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf
http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx
― scott seward, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:58 (fourteen years ago)
https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 May 2012 22:23 (fourteen years ago)
^ lol
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
Wait - you guys have never seen that before?
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (fourteen years ago)
It's a classic.
i'm way behind on my bieber studies
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:34 (fourteen years ago)
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168876_10150858782496840_573511839_10009019_1176226974_n.jpg
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:40 (fourteen years ago)
loooooooool
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:42 (fourteen years ago)
What?!
― "Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere." (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:34 (fourteen years ago)
RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)
"an early precursor"
haha
― goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:50 (fourteen years ago)
an "early precursor", as in "the first"
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:51 (fourteen years ago)
i though he was zinging the blackberry
sorry, i work with nerds. they do that.
― goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)
I was
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)
nerd!
― goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)
walked into it
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)
zinging the blackberry
is that some sort of new term for RIM jobs?
― pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)
http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/3bb4d0511d423824fe8706f153b32dcf/112273%20-%20animated%20badum_tish%20drum_set%20pinkie_pie%20rimshot%20sting.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)
blacker the berry, sweeter the RIM?
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/582282_350174645049409_382161801_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 01:49 (fourteen years ago)
^ the GOAT
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:17 (fourteen years ago)
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s320x320/536517_278273278938272_115224975243104_512020_30329631_n.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XP5ef.png
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 12:26 (fourteen years ago)
it looks like four one way streets converging
― atlas arghed (brownie), Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:24 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iheOMq8UkN4
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 4 June 2012 23:29 (fourteen years ago)
Greek cats say "neow!"
― del griffith, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 01:30 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/dutch-artist-turns-dead-cat-remote-controlled-helicopter-dubbed-orvillecopter-article-1.1089478
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:27 (fourteen years ago)
Mostly lol? Mostly sad? Mostly o_O? I don't even know anymore.
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:28 (fourteen years ago)
mostly posted on a bunch of threads already iirc
― way instain eyes (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:40 (fourteen years ago)
yeah it would be I guess
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:43 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NHGeSr3pFE
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB3PmDUGWFk
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urgWjaIbB1k
I'm not indie, that's not my music background.
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Bulgarian Tourist Chamber (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, June 7, 2012 9:21 AM
― shit_ebooks (am0n), Thursday, 7 June 2012 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55j44eanO1qzcv7no1_500.jpg
― Je55e, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:18 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.whatacatch.net/images/logo.png
― goole, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:19 (fourteen years ago)
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538328_10151001839910600_384354471_n.jpg
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:23 (fourteen years ago)
http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/6599/screenshot20120427at939.png
― pplains, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:40 (fourteen years ago)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55j44eanO1qzcv7no2_500.png
― “Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
lol @ Danzig Clay
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:54 (fourteen years ago)
Danzrew Dance Clay
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:55 (fourteen years ago)
gr80: http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/videos/chinese-reporter-mistakes-male-masturbation-toy-as-rare-mushroom.html
― Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:39 (thirteen years ago)
The programme team apologizes that the reporter is too young to understand worldly affairs.
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)
Apparently everyone else - the cameraperson, the crew, the editors, etc - was also too young to understand worldly affairs.
i recommend a team building masturbation toy field trip for the whole crew
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)
http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/21/artificial-vajayjay-mushroom-seller.php
― Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)
lol, thank you so much for that unicorn. Amazing.
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 August 2022 14:20 (three years ago)
Imagine your kid can’t talk yet and they’re already making fun of you pic.twitter.com/geDlwNQGy3— PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) September 15, 2022
― Spottie, Thursday, 15 September 2022 18:57 (three years ago)
considering that swing, you might wanna move the baby a bit further away from the tee
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2022 19:58 (three years ago)
https://www.tiktok.com/@americanhighshorts/video/7188635164510162222?lang=en
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 06:24 (three years ago)
This is killing me
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/144jb3r/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 9 June 2023 19:48 (two years ago)
wow….I’m not going to reveal where I work but… uh that hits way too close to home for me professionally. I’m going to assume that I’m just not getting what’s funny about spelling errors or people being concerned that they’re pregnant. Wow.
― brimstead, Friday, 9 June 2023 20:02 (two years ago)
Temperatures have passed 30C in London today, overwhelming some soldiers who took part in a military parade alongside Prince Williamhttps://t.co/McrUFliY2F pic.twitter.com/KAYXloNTvV— ITV News (@itvnews) June 10, 2023
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 June 2023 23:53 (two years ago)
The music makes that feel like a Monty Python skit
― jmm, Sunday, 11 June 2023 00:01 (two years ago)
not sure if this will be for everybody, but this killed me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuXGpUR7fXA
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 06:16 (two years ago)
Inarguable pic.twitter.com/N7MqUcxmSC— Miss Marjorie Regrets (@coffinsneeze) January 31, 2024
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:50 (two years ago)
He's the very best of us all
― impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:58 (two years ago)
Hell yes
― brimstead, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 17:11 (two years ago)
lol what
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 20:25 (two years ago)
If that motherfucker tried to start shit I would simply push the potato button
― frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2024 00:39 (two years ago)
it ain't happening
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 February 2024 01:45 (two years ago)
lol frog
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:27 (two years ago)