See, he just took an adverb and presented it as a noun. Typical illiterate Yank.
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 04:13 (seventeen years ago)
Ach, it's too late to stir shit properly innit
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 04:18 (seventeen years ago)
stir indoors
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 04:44 (seventeen years ago)
^ hair trigger
― find yr HOOS & steendrive anything in the way (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 16 January 2009 06:03 (seventeen years ago)
a banner day for the zing thread
― caek, Friday, 16 January 2009 06:30 (seventeen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/316431323_b7085624ae.jpg
― TOMBOT, Friday, 16 January 2009 06:32 (seventeen years ago)
i don't want to know what you googled to find that but i <3 u doggg
― find yr HOOS & steendrive anything in the way (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 16 January 2009 07:34 (seventeen years ago)
dom id like to believe you were saving this gif for my 'breakout' moment
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 03:46 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
The milquetoast era is over. Although for an American Max King does look kinda English.
― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 16 January 2009 09:56 (seventeen years ago)
I like that the inverted look poll drew twice as many voters as the "do you speak to other humans?" poll.
― Francisco Javier Sánchez Brot (onimo), Friday, 16 January 2009 11:17 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Glans Beckenbauer (MPx4A), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:29 (seventeen years ago)
MAD MAX
― The Reverend (rev), Friday, 16 January 2009 21:00 (seventeen years ago)
it'd be interesting to see how reactions to the site would be different if it'd been written by jeff foxworthy and was all redneck jokes.
― tipsy mothra, Friday, January 16, 2009 3:55 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
you mean if it had been entirely different?
― Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Friday, January 16, 2009 4:02 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:06 (seventeen years ago)
― bnw, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:09 (seventeen years ago)
2 for 1 special:
I come from a proud tradition of underachievers. My mom started college at 15 and was fluent in French. Never had a full-time job in her life, and now with copious amounts of childless free time, her empty nest lifestyle is about as interesting as ... an episode of Empty Nest. My uncle graduated top of his class in engineering at MIT, had tons of opportunities to make it rich, but he lives an admirably humble lifestyle; his long-term SO is a wealthy heiress worth over 70 million, and he refuses to marry her for that reason. The list goes on and on.
I'm proudly carrying the torch, and what a brilliant flame it is. You look back and think, "wait a second, if I actually made an effort, I'd be doing ok!" Escapism, kiddultism, fear of failure, and general laziness seem like common themes. Also add strings of failed friendships and relationships in there, too. Being a loser rules.
― burt_stanton, Saturday, January 17, 2009 12:21 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
anyone who would call themselves an "underachiever" is probably severely overestimating their potential
― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, January 17, 2009 12:23 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Sometimes, I'm sure. I think the people who do acknowledge that they're underachievers, though, have actual sources for their assumption ... like, I never studied for the SATs, but when I took them I got like, 99.999999999th percentile. Look at me now, you're dripping with envy.
― burt_stanton, Saturday, January 17, 2009 12:27 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
no, that's apple butter
― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, January 17, 2009 12:28 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― chemosobby (latebloomer), Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:32 (seventeen years ago)
i just want to point out - for the overachievers in the room - that 99.999999999th percentile means you got a better score than at least 9,999,999,999 other people who took the SAT
― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 17 January 2009 06:25 (seventeen years ago)
thats hard
― sleep, Saturday, 17 January 2009 08:57 (seventeen years ago)
maybe he wasnt including his math score
― xhuxk d (deej), Saturday, 17 January 2009 22:06 (seventeen years ago)
dude did horrible his first semester in law school
― cutty, Saturday, 17 January 2009 23:42 (seventeen years ago)
fwiw that burt stanton post is so sad that i'd have passed up the zing opportunity, personally
― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 17 January 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)
Scratch "these days" and replace "offensive" with "tedious." Lots of people seem to find the visual assault in movies like this to be exciting, but for whatever reason my eyes glaze over and my mind wanders during big action-packed explosions or car chases or shoot-outs.
(Of course, I've seen none of the movies in the poll, but I'm basing my opinion on things like The Dark Knight.)
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, January 19, 2009 11:48 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i guess it's a good thing hollywood still churns out dumbed-down dreck like rachel getting married for u to watch then!!!!
― i'm a black mage, kid. i'll ice you (Lamp), Monday, January 19, 2009 11:51 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 05:48 (seventeen years ago)
6/10, tbh
So when you get a boyrfriend you have to leave ILX?
― Tuomas, Thursday, 22 January 2009 23:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
you can stay
― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 22 January 2009 23:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― "Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 January 2009 00:34 (seventeen years ago)
"kiddultism" wasn't in any of the Kaplan material i saw...
― O-mentum (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 January 2009 05:12 (seventeen years ago)
xp i dont know whether to defend the jazz or hit on roxymuzak
― sonderangerbot, Saturday, January 24, 2009 4:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
both are pretty pointless so
― roxymuzak, Saturday, January 24, 2009 4:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― gr8080, Sunday, 25 January 2009 04:15 (seventeen years ago)
nice use of "so"
― s1ocki, Sunday, 25 January 2009 04:24 (seventeen years ago)
otm
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 January 2009 04:29 (seventeen years ago)
v3ry 'can i just'
― twitty milk (deej), Sunday, 25 January 2009 09:35 (seventeen years ago)
that post was heavily and consciously influenced by both "can i just" and "u dudes want to hit that or"
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 09:39 (seventeen years ago)
zing of the year imo
― ROBOT PENIS (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 25 January 2009 11:02 (seventeen years ago)
well its early AA
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 11:11 (seventeen years ago)
― roxymuzak, Sunday, January 25, 2009 9:39 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
totes
i think one of the most brilliant innovations of both of those is leaving off the ellipse where there usually would be one
― s1ocki, Sunday, 25 January 2009 16:16 (seventeen years ago)
dude that's not an innovation it's a natural extension of the messageboard version of zippy the pinhead/flaming carrot dialogue style whereing periods are abandoned--
― TOMBOT, Sunday, 25 January 2009 16:49 (seventeen years ago)
its always a fine line between innovation and natural extension or
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 25 January 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)
it is an innovative extension
― s1ocki, Sunday, 25 January 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)
THIS is the work of XPOST MAN!!
― TOMBOT, Sunday, 25 January 2009 16:53 (seventeen years ago)
whereing
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 January 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)
"We have to make fun of him for that as soon as he gets back in the car"
tombot king of the false dilemma
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 21:40 (seventeen years ago)
worst brian eno song ever
― a good ole fashion ass whoopin, wow (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:06 (seventeen years ago)
come on, you know it would be awesome
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:08 (seventeen years ago)
This never failed to make my French ex-wife snigger as coitus, in French, is coït.
― Last night it was pullulating with (Michael White), Friday, January 30, 2009 3:46 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Ohhhhh, now I get it. It has the same first syllable as coitus.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, January 30, 2009 3:49 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:18 (seventeen years ago)
michael white speaks french?
― pwner's manual (omar little), Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)
Ha, that wasn't meant to be a zing. I honestly didn't know why everyone was snickering about the Coit Tower.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 29 January 2009 22:06 (seventeen years ago)
u_u
― torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 January 2009 22:20 (seventeen years ago)
In America, we call those "cock rings".
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 29 January 2009 22:22 (seventeen years ago)
Greatest single ever released?http://www.factory-overseas.de/images/Fac73r_au.jpg
― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 6, 2004 7:37 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Of course, Kenan!
― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, November 6, 2004 2:50 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Blue Monday 88 was not the greatest single!
This was:http://www.btinternet.com/~comme6/saville/Bluemonday_a.jpg
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:38 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
YOU LIE!
― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:44 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
(Actually, I don't even know what that is.)
― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:45 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Holy shit... I take it all back. It's Blue Monday '83!
I an kicking myself over and over and over for not instantly recognizing it. I'm American... you gotta cut me some slack.
― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:51 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I am also american.
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, November 6, 2004 6:10 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Saturday, 31 January 2009 06:42 (seventeen years ago)
I don't even remember that.
― dan selzer, Saturday, 31 January 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)
So many reasons why COGH is far superior to 77. Thanks, y'all beautiful!
― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:42 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
no people, no problems
― roxymuzak, Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:43 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
― twitty milk (deej), Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:50 (seventeen years ago)
king boy pato really is francis from pee wee's big adventure isnt he
― s1ocki, Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:50 (seventeen years ago)
i think on cape of good hope someone else aside from kbp posting constitutes a "clusterfuck"
― jordy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, February 1, 2009 1:43 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― estela, Sunday, 1 February 2009 06:18 (seventeen years ago)
hahaha
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 06:21 (seventeen years ago)