zing

not really a zing imo

Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp ZING in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.

"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"

The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.

"I could not help myself. It is my nature."

Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.

i would crosspost that to "solitary posts, etc." but you've been taking up too much turf in that thread lately

what band is that about???

all of them

oh I see, nm

http://i.imgur.com/HKA7h.jpg

i would put the valentines in my vagina, personally

i thought that was just a regular white chocolate cheesecake post

lol

also floppy otm

was all pretty bizarre for posting one youtube

The guy whose band it was posted a vile sexist screed about Florence And The Machine and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality. All deserved IMHO.

errr, to be clear, i meant the valentines pictured immediately above my post. didn't realize the band in question shared the name. i would not put them in my vagina.

only thing i haven't figured out is how we connected the Florence blog guy with the band (don't feel like following all the links myself)

he turned up and announced himself iirc

and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality.

This confused me into thinking it meant he turned out to be a reg socking it up. I assume I misread this.

xp but that was after his band had already been identified

hate to say it, but there are totally things worth stealing in that florence blog thing:

http://www.sickchirpse.com/2012/05/07/when-will-florence-welch-just-fuck-off/

i like a bunch of them. they're evocative! a david lynch-directed toothbrush. i never would have thought of that.

a cross between linda blair and a wizard's hand, sorry, that's just creative. i even like the ones where i don't know the brit celebrity involved cuz they remind me of calum.

like i kinda can't believe one of them isn't nicky wire in a banana suit.

the zing that dare not speak its name

tbc i don't disagree with the spirit of the post just doesn't have that tangy zip [of miracle whip]

The guy whose band it was posted a vile sexist screed about Florence And The Machine and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality.

― Sisig Steve (stevie), Monday, May 21, 2012 3:07 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seriously, why don't we just ban sexist/racist posters instead of making this big dumb unfunny spectacle out of it (ask ____ threads, frogbs) every time

that is an excellent question

whos fundamental logic leads to the death of ilx

frogbs has had ups and downs but he's ended up being a good addition to the fold imo

einh i wouldn't miss him

pretty sure people hope for spectacular stupidity. more memes!

i mean, a sissymanwhore only shows up once in a lifetime. you have to make do with occasional bored assholes.

i disagree altho i also fp'd sissymanwhore

WHAT

he's kinda boring tbh
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516cMSXPKeL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

still unconvinced that the guy was legit and not just a sockpuppet

he was obviously a sockpuppet

what about the post

seen some pixels in my time

I think it's actually tank-tops, rather than vests.

british people call tank tops "vests". it's fucked up.

agree that dude deserved the hate, but also that (taken out of context) there are a bunch of classic lines in that "review"

i dont give a fuck about that dude but that post is the best argument for never ever banning ka-- er, WCC

oh for sure

british people call tank tops "vests". it's fucked up.

― The Reverend, Monday, May 21, 2012 3:26 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is legit fucked up, i'm going to need counseling about this.

we call them singlets

that's dope, good job

In the US, we call them sniglets.

where I come from we call them zinglets

At least we dont call them "wifebeaters" here.

tho i have heard them called that on occasion

At least we dont call them "wifebeaters" here.

― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, May 21, 2012 6:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, you call those "Queenslanders", amirite?