holy fuck :(
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Sunday, 20 May 2012 03:05 (fourteen years ago)
http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981344043
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:24 (fourteen years ago)
Renee Nal May 20, 2012, 3:18am EDTThanks Heather. Yes, I think it is time we evolve past this practice.
― bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
Nation Refuses To Read Headline Beyond Words '4-Year-Old Girl Forced To'
― pplains, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:28 (fourteen years ago)
^^ me on this thread.
http://www.sirpepsi.com/pepsi10.htm
― crüt, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 23:36 (fourteen years ago)
Below is the article that appeared in the Chicago Reader, it was published May 31, 2002. The following weekend my wife and I were in Chicago at The Briar Street theater to see Blue Man Group and they had already picked up a copy of the paper. It was "Autographed" by all three performers of "BLUE MAN GROUP"
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:22 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=671tCjePT3w
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
marcos are you crazy?!?
― the late great, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 18:16 (fourteen years ago)
2,500 facebook likes?!
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 21:27 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJG1MNIh0Lw
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 May 2012 22:08 (fourteen years ago)
Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face
Surprised to hear bad LSD is being blamed.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, 28 May 2012 06:58 (fourteen years ago)
truly X_x
― the late great, Monday, 28 May 2012 09:06 (fourteen years ago)
Fucking fuck
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 May 2012 14:01 (fourteen years ago)
Is that some sort of Florida "Stand Down, Then Eat Their Face" law that's also new?
― pplains, Monday, 28 May 2012 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
Just caught my kid watching this fucked up mess. THANKS BOB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf_mYUTssro
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Monday, 28 May 2012 19:02 (fourteen years ago)
Surprised to hear bad LSD is being blamed.― Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, May 28, 2012 6:58 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
holy actual moly
― ༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Monday, 28 May 2012 19:13 (fourteen years ago)
I think, at the very least, the poor judgment displayed by in first making and then posting that video on the internet for public consumption should earn Bob some regular visits from child protective services.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 28 May 2012 19:15 (fourteen years ago)
So the man whose face was eaten was apparently a random homeless man who'd been asleep before the attack. SO HORRIBLE.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:10 (fourteen years ago)
did he wake up
― fapper don (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:24 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd-A-iiPoLg
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:33 (fourteen years ago)
for "eyes wide open" natch
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:34 (fourteen years ago)
the CBS miami reports are weird in that regard. "bath salts" (MDPV) are apparently being blamed. bath salts /= LSD, though the article and its sources treat the terms as interchangeable.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 02:26 (fourteen years ago)
Having watched videos of people tweaked out of their minds on bath salts, I'm not the slightest bit surprised to discover that they played a role in this batshittery. I wish I were equally unsurprised about the shitty and inaccurate reportage.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 02:39 (fourteen years ago)
bath salts are quite the GIS iirc
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 03:24 (fourteen years ago)
haha well maybe "bath salts dead"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAmr60UJvIU
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 03:36 (fourteen years ago)
Sleep??
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 07:23 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/japanese-chef-serves-own-genitals-for-dinner
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:11 (fourteen years ago)
okay those three warnings saved my life, basically
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:19 (fourteen years ago)
Re: zombie face eating guy, "It's one of the most gruesome things I've ever seen in my life in person," witness Larry Vega told WSVN.
"One of"?!? What nightmare world does Larry Vega inhabit??? "Yeah, it was...top five maybe? At least top ten."
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:31 (fourteen years ago)
maybe he was at that japanese restaurant.
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:20 (fourteen years ago)
gonna say i scrolled past the warnings on that URL to the top of the picture of a blood soaked sous vide bag and then thought better of it. Feeling good about that self control.
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
I looked at the whole thing, including the carving table, while eating a chicken gyro.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:55 (fourteen years ago)
Now there are pics of Mr.Faceless circulating. I thought Gawker would have the sense to hide them behind a separate link, but nope. Cannot be unseen...
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:57 (fourteen years ago)
ugh
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:58 (fourteen years ago)
I'm seriously pissed at Gawker now. I wanted to read the story but I had no desire to ever ever see that.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:04 (fourteen years ago)
fucking gawker
― max, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:05 (fourteen years ago)
uh i'm looking at the gawker front page right now and it clearly says grody ass images after the jump. do not jump!
― goole, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:06 (fourteen years ago)
did they push them out via rss or something?
max, I stopped short of blaming you because I didn't know how much control you had over that particular decision. But, seriously, dude.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:08 (fourteen years ago)
I clicked the link from the mobile blog version of the site. Shit's blurred on the picture next to the link.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:09 (fourteen years ago)
Whatever. Anyway, just basically saying I wish I hadn't seen it.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:10 (fourteen years ago)
looks like there were still (trimmed) hairs on that sac. don't have much faith in this chef, tbh.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:33 (fourteen years ago)
Demand a refund
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:34 (fourteen years ago)
so this is the stuff I'll need to avoid for the future huh
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
The balls really weren't that bad.
Where are the face pics. I wanna see.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:09 (fourteen years ago)
*cuts and pastes above post to fourteen different meta threads*
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
Gawker, E!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)
x-post You should see the look I'm giving you right now.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:12 (fourteen years ago)