posts very much in character

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41X6CQVD28L._SS500_.jpg

it would be more in character if she mentioned someone's daddy

I implied nothing of the sort. I simply popped in for lunch with Andreas and ran into the Chapman boys. Do behave!

she's actually a 45 year old dude in cleveland right?

someone really needs to make a suzy compilation thread, she manages to namedrop in almost every post she's made but no one calls her out on it

step up and be a hero dude.

yeah i mean the gay dude didnt want the swag yeeeeaaaah riiiiiiight whaeva

someone really needs to make a suzy compilation thread, she manages to namedrop in almost every post she's made but no one calls her out on it

i just did call her out on the hirst thread! i don't think she (or tracer hand) gets it

If you think no one calls her out, you havn't been paying attention for long enough -- there's a history of sparring over this exact topic, but you know, for everything there is a season...maybe the time is ripe to revisit all possible permutations of this stage play. Program, please!

I actually met Drew once at Reading festival; Eric from Hole was her b/ f at time but I just remember being very drunk etc. and introduced to this girl and sort of said hi. Weeks later my friend said that girl was Drew. Hmmm.

Rule 259: It's Always Courtney's Fault.

-- suzy, Tuesday, December 18, 2001 8:00 PM (5 years ago)

LATEPASS.

i haven't noticed the history of sparring. i remember someone making a "i think you dropped something joke" or whatever. anyway:

Sex is the most perfect thing our bodies can do peroid.

-- anthony, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

Suzy's argument = "I know several 8th rate celebs" + "I still have hi skoolesque social issues" = "Gwinif is a BITCH!!!!"

GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SMART AND WELL LISTENED AND WELL READ AND WELL CULTURED Y DU U KARE?!?!?!?

PS I am still partially intoxicated so this affects my intonation tho not my intent + Anniversary Party was mostly a good flik partly kausa Gwinif tho mostly kausa ALAN CUMMING etc.

-- xerxes, Saturday, March 23, 2002 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

suzy = perez hilton?

i forgot how funny anthony's posts are

jess once did a pitch perfect imitation of her on some thread lost to the ages

it's amazing to me how wound up people get about it. she knows a lot of people, she likes to talk about them, FIN, you know?

i'm no more wound up about it than you are with my "hit'n'run lamestain" posts

How can you defend her? She's TERRIBLE!

HMM

oh man I just figured out that responding to other people's posts is the lamest thing you can do guys because it might imply you give a fuck about something

people defend you a lot too jon

am0n the difference in my mind is that i can't recall suzy putting someone down unprovoked, and that's about all i can recall of your posts

i'm an asshole, i like to point out other assholes, FIN, you know?

man that was brilliant

tracer did you see what he just did to you, man

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/w1nt3rmut3/RemoveYa.gif

am0n is a treasure to us all

TOM are you trying to bait me into banning you guys so you can be all "lol jw's vagina is sandy"?

http://i10.glitter-graphics.org/pub/1/1140r4teg1tiai.gif

you guys this is the all noise dude summertime FUN board not all noise dude summertime CATFIGHT

d.c. thread is that way sgt. fury

I never stop being lol jw's vagina is sandy
it all goes back to the os x finder

there was a while where ethan and i were constantly zinging suzy after every "lol art hag" post but she proved impervious to our attempts to change her ways through repeated abuse u_u

the only true abuse on ILX is self-abuse

+ doctor mabuse

the island of dr. self-abuse

by "true" I mean "effective," obv.

BTW "crowning" is when the baby's head starts to poke its way out of the woman's bergina.

-- nickalicious, Monday, June 4, 2007 11:00 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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I have seen this happen with my bare eyes.

-- nickalicious, Monday, June 4, 2007 11:01 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I can sum up most of this thread by borrowing a page from the book of jaxon:

boring

-- jaxon, Monday, June 4, 2007 8:44 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I met am0n once he was dating michael rappaport and we were at a vice records party. i remember saying hi to some jamacian i was drunk. later was told my jon arbuckle that it was amon. hmm. remember always blame hstencil!

yeah but guys i know mindy k4ling, have i mentioned this

starfrencher

id so hit that

All Souls Day
So it's the morning after and I'm trying to gauge the collective ILE sore head. Right, then: about last night?
-- suzy, Wednesday, October 31, 2001 5:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

New Answers, yo. With apologies to The Specials, my name's Suzy and I'm going to enjoy myself first.
First, chaos due to fashion attack; I was trying for Serena from Bewitched hair and had to go for the Addicted To Love look when it didn't work. Raf Simons/David Sims view was rammed with art/fashion collision, natch, with all the art people pretentiously dissing the frivolous fashion folk.

The cream of this crop then stumbled over to Soho House for one of those parties where you just know fucking in toilets on drugs will be happening, but not to nice girls and not 'til much later. There was a gorgeous model boy there who was an 18-yr-old Positive Punk from the upper west side, Esther and Heather were smitten with him. I met Raf Simons and blabbed with him for ages. Then admired a girl's vintage coat/dress combo and it dawned on me: Roisin Murphy. Roisin was pretty graphic about what she wanted this yummy photographer type we were scoping to do to her. Go Roisin!

Everyone was veh veh drunk. I wore my Cat Hat and had a Girl Solidarity Moment with a lesbian trio at the bus stop on the way back. Today, I feel the pain. And later it starts all over again with the Juergen Teller view, party, bouze, taxi, coma. I am an elegant Sisyphus.

-- suzy, Wednesday, October 31, 2001 5:00 PM (5 years ago)

Go Roisin!

shoot first, clarify later: I'm probably not talking about the same specific kind of 'alternative rock' as you are, and I'm probably including quite a lot of electronically-influenced music under that vague umbrella. I probably also need to hear more electronic music, so recommendations are freely welcomed on that thread.

^^^ first appearance of LJ-bot

fakey jagger is surely not far behind

i don't actually know anyone famous so i think my schtick from now on will be name dropping dead celebs. bob hope used to get a kick out of it when i'd do that.

what does LJ stand for???

I haven't finished this season yet. But has no one noticed that the name "Lumon" is close to Lemon because it's based on Apple? Also similar: the pineapples that replace apples inside Lumon.

― master of the pan (abanana), Saturday, 29 March 2025 18:03 (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

that's more hard rock than I'd expect for high schoolers. where are they coming across this stuff?

― jaymc, Thursday, July 17, 2025 3:18 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

idgi

idgie

idgiem

classic everyone

"Bangs" come from "bang-tail," a term for a horse's tail that is given a straight horizontal trim.
https://grammarphobia.com/blog/2011/04/bangs.html

― jaymc, Wednesday, November 5, 2025 9:11 AM

<3

destined to never be mentioned on the "say something nice about another ilxor" thread but a mainstay on the pvmic thread. well, i guess it's nice people are thinking of me.

being the real-life fact checkin' cuz is v. admirable

I'll say "that jaymc sure is a nice ilxor"

and then you'll come along and go, "actually, my name is J___ __________..."

you can call me jaymc. just don't call me "jay" irl as matty perps did.

I would never!

So cool, so cool, so cool. It's tired, it's . Oh, baby.

Tar sat on the bank, feeling the water gently caress his bones, swaying gently with the movements of the others. You're like me, as magical as a monkey.

Lilina hummed a soft melody, and soon everyone joined in, praising the tunnel, the moss, and their songs echoing on the stone walls.

Escape from me.

Singing happily, gently splashing the water, joining the joyful chorus.

I can try to summarize the Q&A if you want

― Eric Blore Is President (James Redd and the Blecchs),

liz truss is too irrelevant to serve as a load-bearing component for topical humor

― more difficult than I look (Aimless)

I can think of others that seemed to come out of nowhere. Benson Boone, Tate MacRae, Gracie Abrams, Addison Rae, et al. It's anecdotal, I guess. Maybe I missed the ascent! Even SZA, I saw her at a tiny club here one year, next thing I know she's huge!

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, April 14, 2026 11:37 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink