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i'm sorry but you guys are all lying if you can say you have never seen hilarious boobs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:08 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

either that or your king boy pato

― Lamp, Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:12 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pretty sure king boy pato sees comical breasts every time he looks in the mirror w/out a shirt

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:19 (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.prounlimited.ru/uploads/posts/1185779548_r_kelly_double_up.jpg

The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:21 (seventeen years ago)

Yesterday I told 'er indoors I had acquired a house collection and she thought I meant the 'merican telly show. NEITHER OF US WAS REFERRING TO AN ACTUAL HOUSE.

Probably not suited to this thread but pffft.

― mark taylor, mark dickhead morelike (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, January 15, 2009 5:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fyi if u dont stop using the phrase "er indoors" i will fly to ur indoors and kill er, and u

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, January 15, 2009 5:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and what, Thursday, 15 January 2009 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.teamxo.com/xocc/max_king_usatf_big_j.jpg

The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 15 January 2009 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

looooooooool @ 'er indoors

cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 23:43 (seventeen years ago)

fyi if u dont stop using the phrase "er indoors" i will fly to ur indoors and kill er, and u

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, January 15, 2009 5:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dear max,

i love you man.

love

que

Mr. Que, Friday, 16 January 2009 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

wtf does er indoors even mean?

gr8080, Friday, 16 January 2009 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

her indoors, i.e. the wife.

Women can be captains too, you know? (jim), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

anachronistic britisher talk.

Women can be captains too, you know? (jim), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

"the little woman" eg

goole, Friday, 16 January 2009 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

Dennis Waterman & George Cole - What Are We Gonna Get 'Er Indoors?, got to #21 in December 1983.

The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:14 (seventeen years ago)

Cole's son Pete Doherty went on to have a minor indie career btw.

"Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

xpost. ill mcs

Women can be captains too, you know? (jim), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:16 (seventeen years ago)

you people need to get a wife

mark taylor, mark dickhead morelike (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:31 (seventeen years ago)

i prefer the outdoor type

Lemonade In Hammocks (electricsound), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:32 (seventeen years ago)

people who say "'er indoors" call barmen "stout yeoman", i find

caek, Friday, 16 January 2009 01:13 (seventeen years ago)

i have a wife

Mr. Que, Friday, 16 January 2009 01:19 (seventeen years ago)

Mrs. Que

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 16 January 2009 01:21 (seventeen years ago)

'er inqueers

mark taylor, mark dickhead morelike (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 January 2009 01:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=103854159

velko, Friday, 16 January 2009 01:23 (seventeen years ago)

"He Is For Me!"

The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 16 January 2009 01:25 (seventeen years ago)

god for being from a country called ENGLAND, britishers sure fuck up the english language imo

gr8080, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:21 (seventeen years ago)

He's not english

badg, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:26 (seventeen years ago)

anachronistic britisher talk.

― Women can be captains too, you know? (jim), Thursday, January 15, 2009 2:11 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gr8080, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:27 (seventeen years ago)

He's not britisher

badg, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:29 (seventeen years ago)

Strange but true

badg, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:29 (seventeen years ago)

i'm not british

Mr. Que, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:30 (seventeen years ago)

thank god

Mr. Que, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:30 (seventeen years ago)

ok fine then-- aussies and kiwis and s. africans fuck up english pretty good too

gr8080, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:36 (seventeen years ago)

whoever Autumn Almanac is, his English is fucked up and unacceptable

Mr. Que, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:37 (seventeen years ago)

you people need to get a wife

and what, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:40 (seventeen years ago)

Blimey

badg, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:43 (seventeen years ago)

'pretty good'

mark taylor, mark dickhead morelike (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 January 2009 03:44 (seventeen years ago)

Rich talk coming from a man whose country is doing its best to eradicate adverbs.

mark taylor, mark dickhead morelike (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 January 2009 03:45 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.teamxo.com/xocc/max_king_usatf_big_j.jpg

― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, January 15, 2009 6:42 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dom id like to believe you were saving this gif for my 'breakout' moment

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 03:46 (seventeen years ago)

adverbs are some weak ass shit--use a verb, limey

Mr. Que, Friday, 16 January 2009 03:46 (seventeen years ago)

Some serious hostility on ilx today.

mark taylor, mark dickhead morelike (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 16 January 2009 03:51 (seventeen years ago)

"today"

we can be slaves, or we can be..lichens! (latebloomer), Friday, 16 January 2009 04:11 (seventeen years ago)

See, he just took an adverb and presented it as a noun. Typical illiterate Yank.

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 04:13 (seventeen years ago)

Ach, it's too late to stir shit properly innit

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

stir indoors

8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 04:44 (seventeen years ago)

^ hair trigger

find yr HOOS & steendrive anything in the way (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 16 January 2009 06:03 (seventeen years ago)

a banner day for the zing thread

caek, Friday, 16 January 2009 06:30 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/316431323_b7085624ae.jpg

TOMBOT, Friday, 16 January 2009 06:32 (seventeen years ago)

i don't want to know what you googled to find that but i <3 u doggg

find yr HOOS & steendrive anything in the way (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 16 January 2009 07:34 (seventeen years ago)

dom id like to believe you were saving this gif for my 'breakout' moment

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 16 January 2009 03:46 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The milquetoast era is over. Although for an American Max King does look kinda English.

The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 16 January 2009 09:56 (seventeen years ago)

I like that the inverted look poll drew twice as many voters as the "do you speak to other humans?" poll.

― Francisco Javier Sánchez Brot (onimo), Friday, 16 January 2009 11:17 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Glans Beckenbauer (MPx4A), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

MAD MAX

The Reverend (rev), Friday, 16 January 2009 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

it'd be interesting to see how reactions to the site would be different if it'd been written by jeff foxworthy and was all redneck jokes.

― tipsy mothra, Friday, January 16, 2009 3:55 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you mean if it had been entirely different?

― Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Friday, January 16, 2009 4:02 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

bnw, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:09 (seventeen years ago)


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