WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

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http://kuci.org/~nraggett/nedwedding.jpg ?

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:30 (twenty years ago)

damnit, leave it up to super sleuth harvell to figure it out

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)

well i mean, who hasnt

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Well, I did DATE one for two years. But that has lots of asterisks, it was over before ILX and he's not around anymore, anyway.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:39 (twenty years ago)

Stop making excuses, they're going to think you're me after a while.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Most of the goss is in my misspent youth, to be honest. By which I mean up until about three years ago.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:42 (twenty years ago)

You and me both. 3 years ago is like my version of 9/11 or something. February 2003, never forget.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:43 (twenty years ago)

i havent made nearly enough goss yet. im hoping to make some IN THE NEAR FUTURE!

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/nedwedding.jpg ?

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

3 years ago is like my version of 9/11 or something. February 2003, never forget.

god, what was up with 2003?

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:03 (twenty years ago)

I bet Mandee knows the ilxors I've slept with.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:24 (twenty years ago)

oh, yeah, i do! a few, i think.
you know one of mine, too. but it's similar to laurel's situation.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if any of this in the jaymc files

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

2003 was apparently "year of Scorpio" according to Wiki, but that's the best I could come up with.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

2003 sucked ass but 2004 was worse.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

you guys are all crepes

get one outside

― account (account), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

i mean, there are indie kids and fatteys everywhere

no need to troll the internet for them

― account (account), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

All of the intra-Sinister fucking is too much of a mess for me to follow.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

you can do hot links in excel

― account (account), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

new answers, pls

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

I slept with lady pooperton.

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

do you guys put it in teh pooper?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:25 (twenty years ago)

hi five, dude!

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:29 (twenty years ago)

MY POOPER WEIGHS A TON

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

for the life of me i can't remember where that reference comes from

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

Chaki can't work out Alba?

This thread is amazing.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:01 (twenty years ago)

I DONT PAY ATTENTION TO EVERYONE MAN. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:02 (twenty years ago)

heres a pic of rumpie
http://i6.tinypic.com/120nyvr.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:07 (twenty years ago)

for the life of me i can't remember where that reference comes from

public enemy (my uzi weighs a ton)/jungle brothers (my jimmy weighs a ton)

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:53 (twenty years ago)

GAH! rumpie pic of hugeness. GAH!

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:05 (twenty years ago)

I think I'm just surprised that she isn't swimming in some bodily fluid...

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:06 (twenty years ago)

mkdir rumpie

one thing i know about rumpie is she refers to her bf's genitals as "grocery groin" and that's something i really respect

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:07 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― account (account), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:19 (twenty years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/2214-1/TheMoreYouKnow.jpg

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 9 June 2006 02:15 (twenty years ago)

rm -r rumpie

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 9 June 2006 03:50 (twenty years ago)

why why why did i just read this whole thread

i hate jaymc.

― Jeff. (Jeff), Friday, 9 June 2006 04:39 (twenty years ago)

Sand in pussy?

plz for less rumpie info forever.

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Friday, 9 June 2006 05:55 (twenty years ago)

it's funny how that huge picture still gives you no idea what she looks like

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 9 June 2006 06:22 (twenty years ago)

I still can't figure out the balls the size of kiwis thing--isn't that normal size? Do they just get HUGE kiwi fruits in the UK or have I been blessed to know a number of men with grocery groins, too??? Maybe she's had a lot of dudes who had NO testicles which would be weird.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:30 (twenty years ago)

I think you've been eating small kiwis.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:32 (twenty years ago)

ally, according to wikipedia, the average kiwifruit it 5 to 8 cm long. in your experience, is average testicle size you've encountered 2.5 inches?? that's huge, bro!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:36 (twenty years ago)

what about YOUR EXPERIENCE?

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

i think there is a misunderstanding here

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

Well now I know way more about TOMBOT than I need to.

― Dan (Legs Akimbo!) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.worldofwearableart.com/winners/images/151_25.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:40 (twenty years ago)

in my experience? balls RARELY come that large.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:40 (twenty years ago)

do big ball(ed) men release more manglue?

(serious question)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:42 (twenty years ago)

YES

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jhn.se/images/kiwi.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:45 (twenty years ago)

WTF

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:51 (twenty years ago)

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