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Some people have... weird tanning obsessions.

― mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

btw, tanning totally doesn't give you skin cancer, which is why I know more than one person who tanned semi-regularly who had melanomas

― mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

Dayo when it gets to that point the polite thing to do IS to tell her!

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

you can tell from the video of the kids playing on the front porch that this is clearly the crazy lady at the end of the street w/ the jacked-up house that nobody knows what to do about.

― the late great, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:12 (fourteen years ago)

town of nutley

― the late great, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:12 (fourteen years ago)

I mostly feel bad for her bcz she clearly does not/will not get it

― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

i see these sun worshippers every summer at the beach, older couples roasting themselves, oiling their leathery spotty brown hides. i don't understand it either.

― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

It's like anorexic self-image but orange

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

some ppl just tan really dark without effort, tho, my grandfather would sometimes come back from a cruise so tanned we would call him 'chocolate grandad'

― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

you get a bit of a high off of uv exposure, imo

― mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

uh tanning beds can most definitely give you a burn

the main point of tanning beds is "omg being tan is awesome and now I am tan"

― mh, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 5:55 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah I don't know why I thought that...

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

i see these sun worshippers every summer at the beach, older couples roasting themselves, oiling their leathery spotty brown hides. i don't understand it either.

My grandpa always called them bakeladies, w/ or w/out oil, some of 'em still in the foil wrapper (for those who used reflectors).

― fka snush (remy bean), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/china-wuhan-zoo-caretaker-licks-francois-leaf-monkey-butt-to-help-it-defecate-300x447.jpg

― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

just posting that as often as i can cuz

― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rdOw06ZBu4&feature=relmfu

There are 968 videos of karaoke on this channel. All are hilarious, AFAIK. Amazed that it's just now going viral.

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 May 2012 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wNDgEq8jnw&feature=relmfu

― scott seward, Saturday, 5 May 2012 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=y_GB8kUBpGQ

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 May 2012 05:08 (fourteen years ago)

Q: Do you really want to hurt me?
A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DNmauYu7Gk

― Pinktits, Monday, 7 May 2012 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4NN9iSGtPA

― am0n, Monday, 7 May 2012 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ru7Mlmd7xw

― am0n, Monday, 7 May 2012 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/UHTdO.jpg

― del griffith, Monday, 7 May 2012 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYk3lEb_fe4

― am0n, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

just told a teenager "you drink a lot of coffee for a teenager"

noize lols

― the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zYPmd.jpg

― goole, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

oh man march 18 post on here is epic. wow. NOT SAFE FOR WORK. plus, picture of dead bodies at top. after that, mostly fun and completely insane:

http://internetkhole.blogspot.com/

― scott seward, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

i mean the the whole site is epic thus the name but that last batch is a doozy...

― scott seward, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

I love internet k-hole but I do wish it got updated more often

― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlD0f2_Gl3XTkhykqV0q15qhgSqkKGcavpDH23lVYeVwXDrBbg

― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

Good Lord, that's not just any ol' murder scene, that's Sharon Tate & Friends.

― pplains, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

I thought that pic looked familiar but thought it would be ghoulish to ask

― dayo, Thursday, 10 May 2012 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

definitely better ws px of her out there.

― pplains, Thursday, 10 May 2012 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3s5mfAQpe1qk7pano1_400.jpg

― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 10 May 2012 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

omg

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 10 May 2012 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

nfw

― goole, Thursday, 10 May 2012 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

lol

http://s3.guyism.com/up/2012/05/time-magazine-breastfeeding-cover-640x853.jpg

― scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

surely not the american cover

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

haha

― goole, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

hope they frame that and put it over the fireplace in their house FOREVER. haha!

― scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

It is the American cover, Forks.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

wow, they are hella desperate for attention

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

time breastfeeding cover controversy

About 1,490,000 results (0.23 seconds)

lol

― goole, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

i wish they had made the kid an infant so that this fauxtrage might actually be worth something

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 May 2012 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tkl8HmWF1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg

― mookieproof, Friday, 11 May 2012 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAJpTW4NKZw

"better than mango, even" and better than "a million melons"

― Pita Malört (Je55e), Friday, 11 May 2012 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

i'd forgotten about "baby on one side and dad on the other - that's not unusual in families that breast feed"

― Pita Malört (Je55e), Friday, 11 May 2012 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

jeeeeeeezus, that video

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 May 2012 05:59 (fourteen years ago)

would be much more memorable if the kid was tossing up double middle fingers

― sanskrit, Friday, 11 May 2012 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

time mom is hella ws

― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

would suckle

― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

98% sure I went to high school with these guys featured on internet khole

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/brownies4life/anaconda/winter87-lingere-party3.jpg

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

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