you just freaked out our director of LOLs

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I found the first clip from a friend's profile on arkansasrockers.com. How the hell did that thread coincidentally get started 12 hours before?

Some Gormley synchronization going on here.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:45 (seventeen years ago)

i'm sorry but the director of sales meme needs to be honored. please send in a request in writing why your opinion should matter.

you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

please attach a curriculum vitae with your noise board history as well

if you insist

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/FullTextSearchControllerServlet?terms=edward+iii&offset=0&searchtype=id&startdate=&enddate=&artefact=messages&idtype=displayname&sortorder=Descending&boardid=60

― Edward III, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

i was kidding, i'm not reading that

― cutty, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

maybe I should just repost it all here in this thread for yr ease of perusal

― Edward III, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

maybe you should STFU

― Dan I., Thursday, 15 January 2009 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

maybe

― Edward III, Thursday, 15 January 2009 00:47 (seventeen years ago)

who was who's ex again

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 15 January 2009 04:12 (seventeen years ago)

jon and ian used to do it

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 15 January 2009 04:14 (seventeen years ago)

for real, ian doesn't post here anymore? so there's an ian on ILE who isn't former noize ian?!?

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 15 January 2009 05:52 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ somebody made a terrible mistake

― s1ocki, Thursday, 15 January 2009 05:54 (seventeen years ago)

we need to bring noise board back in 2009

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 15 January 2009 06:04 (seventeen years ago)

nu-noize

― velko, Thursday, 15 January 2009 06:05 (seventeen years ago)

vahid, i think ian just doesn't post to noize anymore. but really, who does?

bell labs is his ex, btw. sadface

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 15 January 2009 06:10 (seventeen years ago)

i miss jess. is he still around?

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 15 January 2009 06:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.brmovie.com/Images/Characters/Gaff/BR_Gaff_Is_Enigmatic.jpg

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 15 January 2009 06:11 (seventeen years ago)

jess is gone too i think

nu³noize in 2009

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 15 January 2009 06:12 (seventeen years ago)

do you have a vision for the new face of noize cuz im not sure what its supposed to be anymore

― s1ocki, Thursday, 15 January 2009 06:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://ballintees.com/images/keep_surfside_weird_big.jpg

http://www.brmovie.com/Images/Characters/Gaff/BR_Gaff_Is_Enigmatic.jpg

http://ballintees.com/images/keep_surfside_weird_big.jpg

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 15 January 2009 07:11 (seventeen years ago)

i have a vision

― cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 10:54 (seventeen years ago)

for real, ian doesn't post here anymore? so there's an ian on ILE who isn't former noize ian?!?

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, January 15, 2009 12:52 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

ian is ian, he still posts on ilm.

who locked final lolution?

― Edward III, Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

i did!

― cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

awesome! here are some other noize threads you can get started on locking

leonardo
uppers
o_O posts
movies!
truth bombs
zing

― Edward III, Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:52 (seventeen years ago)

boy it would be a shame if you got banned

― R. L. Stinebeck (John Justen), Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

edward III, i appreciate your enthusiasm. those threads don't expire. EXCELSIOR/LOL threads do and always have on ILX. you'll get over it. i'm being polite here.

― cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

already showing excellent mod skills

― velko, Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

that's the way this place has been rolling lately, so it wouldn't surprise me

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/stalin_and_friends.jpg

xp to john

― Edward III, Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

shit you are a fucking drama queen! instead of bitching post some LOLs here. thanks.

― cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

how old are you dudes you may be too old

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

cutty I'm not bagging on you personally man but seriously you locked a thread chock full of LOLs to start a thread with so far by my count 0.0 LOLs that's all I'm sayin'

― Edward III, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

you're never too old for noize

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

NB was built on the solid foundation of dudes banning other dudes for lols EIII i am just welcoming back an era of prosperity.

― R. L. Stinebeck (John Justen), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:02 (seventeen years ago)

you are the fucking anti-LOL right now

― cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:02 (seventeen years ago)

I am getting plenty of lols from this thread

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/11/jumping_spider_eyes_9.jpg

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

cutty this thread has been a LOL-free zone, that's not my fault

you wanna come in like obama but it's been straight up hubert humphrey so far

― Edward III, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

― cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

bootyluveritis (4 minutes ago)
omj, never seen a black person wit BLUE eyes.
dats sexy as hell!

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:15 (seventeen years ago)

is omj for like oh my jah?

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

o my jew a blue-eyed black baby

― eman, Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

what the hell is up with that video

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

hey cutmaster i would suggest deleting about 90% of posts made to uppers during the "three images per post" dark ages-- not recusing myself either.

― gr8080, Thursday, 15 January 2009 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

bootyluveritis

― cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

is omj for like oh my jah?

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― find yr HOOS & steendrive anything in the way (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

oh long johnson

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 16 January 2009 00:49 (seventeen years ago)

is that a freudian slip or what

― cutty, Friday, 16 January 2009 00:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1330/1418524127_dd41f33c9e.jpg

― eman, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ genuine lol

― dmr, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

did you take that eman??

― s1ocki, Friday, 16 January 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://apina.biz/11996.jpg

― YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS (dan m), Friday, 16 January 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

waaatf

xp - no

― eman, Friday, 16 January 2009 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

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masonic cutty

― max, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

oh, i wanted to leave you guys with this

http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/chinatown-bus-fight

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

some people see black and white
some people see 2 assbackward east bay idiots

god bless the AC Transit

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

BAY AREA PUBLIC TRANSIT IS 94/7 DONNEYBROOK FISTICUFFS

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

last month 3 people got stabbed on the muni by some crazy dude, i totally forgot which ethnicity everybody was which I apologize for because that seems to be more important than stupid people doing stupid things i guess.

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

race comes before intelligence i guess

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

so much for no longer discussing it

enjoy your vacation

― sheryl crow but with a very long butt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

Thread lived up to its title today.

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

Dan Perry, you should be ashamed of yourself.

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:21 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.effyeah.com/radicalmiraclescometrue/Dancing_banana_65x70.gif

― a wrinkle in paws (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:21 (sixteen years ago)

Eh, not really.

― sheryl crow but with a very long butt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:22 (sixteen years ago)

this is really one of those situations where there are no real winners
this is really one of those situations where there are no real winners
this is really one of those situations where there are no real winners
this is really one of those situations where there are no real winners

on the plus side, i was not aware that "pink fucks" had entered the vernacular

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

race. always coming before intelligence. if only those two gentlemen of indeterminable ethnic origin could have been post-racial like me, there might not have been a violent altercation. *sighs, posts image macro with lyrics to "black betty" by ram jam*

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

This thread is like the end of Reservoir Dogs.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:34 (sixteen years ago)

hahahaha

― sheryl crow but with a very long butt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:35 (sixteen years ago)

is it ok to eat cheese now?

― velko, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:36 (sixteen years ago)

more like:

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7373/pulpge7.jpg

― greg dulli appointed feduhral mahshulls (goole), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

Way to overreact, HI DERE.

― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

oh god i had forgotten that jim goad every existed. thanks for nothing thread.

― El GarBage (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

I gotta say the what's on that lady's iPod question is the only "what's on x's ipod" that's ever made me laff.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

can we collectively all dial the invective and venom back just a tad and take further discussion on this to IMP, as that's what it's there for:
Damage Control on divergence of humor wrt to AC Transit fight.
new topic plz, so this thread don't get locked.

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:54 (sixteen years ago)

I accidentally deleted my bookmark on this thread & attempted to load the whole thing & yeah.. Let's just say that the time is right for a new LOL thread. My two cents, anyway.

― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

I think "Damage Control on divergence of humor wrt to AC Transit fight" is as good a title as any for a new LOL thread.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

Damage ContrLOLz

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:06 (sixteen years ago)

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