Deal breakers

3 bookcases, total deal breaker.

Ian lifts boxes of records all day dude and doesn't make dating simulations for cell phones

I think kevin is just baiting laurel at this point

Linsay, if you're bonkers then so am I.

hey you said it

On the other hand, my brother DID move back to the Midwest to get further away from LA. So apparently he didn't fare well there either. He said he got heartsick of seeing pretty teenaged girls in the supermarket with bandages over their summer-vacation nose jobs.

xp haha shut up, you just want the space for your records.

i have never seen any of those girls

i do hate me the collagen lips, tho

i drink diet soda

prissy bitch

dont even get me started on people that drink capri sun.

capri sun is pretty good frozen

this lead to me microwaving a bag

oops

oh hi there, metal in the microwave! how ya feeling?

NEVER MICROWAVE JOLLY RANCHERS EITHER!

why not?

*writing that down*

I drank diet coke exclusively for a while because I got used to it (only kind of coke consistently available in the vending machine in the dorm lounge; machine would often just steal your money if you asked for something that it was out of) and regular coke tasted too syrupy

remember when coke came in that ribbed can?

judging people on what soft drink they enjoy is pretty fucking cunty.

judging people on what soft drink they enjoy is pretty fucking cunty.

this thread is judgemental in nature! nobody called out tombot for not dating crohn's sufferers

only god can judge me

i quit soda four years ago

yah kevin lets give all racists the benefit of the doubt.

diet coke + vodka == you have no class

sounds like a drink special at a nj guido dance night

diet coke + vodka == you have no class

-- elmo argonaut, Monday, January 7, 2008 1:49 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

really you people sound like what you think LA people sound like.

his thread is judgemental in nature! nobody called out tombot for not dating crohn's sufferers

i wasn't calling chaki out, i swear! i'm not saying this thread isn't judgemental but is anyone gonna disagree that judging others is kind of cunty?

diet coke + vodka == you have no class

-- elmo argonaut, Monday, January 7, 2008 1:49 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

but youre skinny so who cares??

classy people.

I'm sorry that our blue-blooded new england traditions of not being douchebags are upsetting to you chaki.

kev my post was to chaki, not you

lol jw

http://lockgen.com/damnyankees/articles/kerrangpic1.jpg

everyone knows diet soda as a mixer gets you drunker faster!
i luv coke zero and whiskey! i am not classy at all.

and god bless you for it

Deal breaker: teetotaling

^^^^ YES

deal meaker: teet yodeling

http://www.music.vt.edu/musicdictionary/texta/images/Alphorn.jpg

Those are some crazy looking teets.

I'm not finding any quick google info on the dangers of microwaving jolly ranchers (lots of people suggesting them as drop ins for cheap vodka infusion, tho'). What happens?

they turn into ponies and then the ponies get microwaved:-(

PONIES

my ex (moldy peaches & belle and sebastian fan) just twitttered about xkcd

DAAAAAMN

diet soda isn't a deal breaker but I would roll my eyes so hard my contacts would pop out (which has happened 2 times now!) Just use soda or tonic as a mixer if you are worried about calories or sugar.

what is the big fucking deal if someone orders a goddamn diet coke?

I actually don't drink any soda at all and stick to water, coffee, booze and %95 of the time, since juice also is too sweet usually.

xpost Aspartame is poison, and if it works out between you, you will one day have to watch your beloved die a painful death of bizarre alien Nutrasweet tumors.

alex, daddy issues.