truth bombs

posting jessica alba was the most otm thing in that thread - any girl who doesnt like jessica alba is a shrieking jealous harpy, ditto beyonce

[20:31] me: there's nothing better btw
[20:31] me: than girls who talk shit bout alba, explaining that she's a "bad actress"
[20:31] me: uhhhhh
[20:31] andrew: ahahahaha ya
[20:31] andrew: AHAHAHAAH YAAAA
[20:31] andrew: ginny does that
[20:32] andrew: i am like get real lil dumpkoff
[13:12] andrew: the aptitude of jessica alba at her chosen career has very little to do with my desire to lay atop her, panting and sweating
[13:13] me: beads of sweat plopping onto her forehead, look of horror frozen on her face
[13:14] andrew: lol i see we have had similar sexual histories~
[20:32] andrew: hatred stems from jealous thoughts
[20:33] me: girls just want an angel such as alba to be some degraded ass dog like tara reid or somethin
[20:33] andrew: jessica alba isn't even the hottest chick to me so it's even more lol that chixx hate her so bad
[20:33] andrew: it's like being like I HATE THE BEST BOXER IN THE WORLD ::fights andrew golota::

the Neil Strauss school of date rape has a special term for the act of making negative comments to hot chicks. thankfully I don't remember what it was (my anthropological curiousity with that particular internet subculture was happily short-lived)

-- El Tomboto

ugh i have a friend who totally buys into this game shit

i'm like "bro you're creeping out all the ladies with the laying on of hands stuff"

"anthropological curiousity" surrrrrre

j/k

is that andrew bubbles? XD

lmao yeah

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/ilovetowatch/images/mystery.jpg
-_-

who does that shit work on?

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

where are the hot chicks?

your choices are them or suicidegirls.com i think

God bless the goddamn Onion

i find that game shit totes repulsive but on a couple different occasions guys who were kinda of dorky and laking in self-confidence told me it really helped them out just to realize that they could have some sort of game at all and i was kinda awww ok fine

i dunno, there's the other side which is exemplified by my otherwise cool friend. it was at a point where he had to "run game" on any semi-attractive girl around. it usually involved "showing them something" by "touching their hands".

lol is that game lingo gross

haha my friend actually played that "says one thing, means another" shit w/r/t "the game" because he commented on how this one guy we both knew was always trying to pick up girls and how lame it was, then suddenly he's trying to seduce girls by showing them how he uses his hands in martial arts and how he's learned some massage techniques and "here let me show you this one thing" (takes girl's hand)

its basically just dudes getting all world of warcraft about dating, right?

omar that just sounds like the game inspired him to talk about some boring interest he has

naw it's the dude equivalent of some oprah self-help fad xpost

"here let me show you this one thing" (takes girl's hand, puts in pants)

i dont believe that anyone does this irl

nick sylvester says otherwise

watson's girl: would smash

-- gff, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:23 PM (Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:23 PM) Bookmark Link

Bleh. She's got a knotty face, shrieky voice, boob liver spots, and I heard she fucked Reggie Miller, if not her step-dad as well.

I have seen people do this irl

i dont want to believe that people do this irl

although I will say that until I did actually hang out with a dude who was all over the bar doing it I was with you, chaki, it just seems too stupid and ridiculous.

fwiw the dude in question 1. did not pay for the book, points for that at least 2. had 0% success on actually getting any of the girls to call him back

yeah i think thats the point, deej - i imagine easily the most important thing 'the game' does is give guys the confidence that they can be attractive to girls, & that failing at picking them up is natural & ok, & (and i didnt get this till that post by omar) that pulling is a 'sim' somewhat disconnected from reality.

failing at picking them up is natural

dudes who can't grasp the concept of rejection by women really shouldn't be breeding. this game shit goes against natural selection.

I wish fear of rejection was my problem. I know how to get over that. Being totally disinterested in putting forth the effort/constantly justifying solitude in your own head all the time = new, weird

ADAPT AND OVERCOME

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/book.jpg
http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20060818ho_Greg_230.jpg

lol we should have a self-help best sellers so obv they need not have been written thread

my friend has given up "the game", i think. but for awhile it really did turn him almost completely intolerable whenever we went out anywhere.

#1 location to observe people doing this dumb game bullshit: "Irish Pub" bars in the midwest.

^^^^^^lololololol
st. patricks day is coming

I am having trouble with the ladies.

lol john i was gonna suggest we all go to o'gara's to watch primary results, and then, no.

he's just not that into you at least has some basis in reality. "stop being a needy stalker and get on with your life" is a good message.

St. Patrick's Day is the worst.

best thing about west coast livin' -- palpable lack of irish-american nyc/boston douchebags.

we got all the other douchebags though.

that "game" stuff basically = Date Adrianne lolz

walking up first ave to the L from the LES on St. Patrick's Day is HELL. The women look like they're about to fuck you or start crying and all the dudes look about two seconds away from punching someone.

yeah spend some time in murry hill or kips bay.

i always took a half day. mainly to get away from grand central and the parade...but we often ended up on second or third where a friends friend always played..it would start of fine, but id have to flee by 5 or so to get away from drunk fucking firemen

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p308/LTmvp2007/The_Game_Rapper.jpg

pensive look because he's considering the dude in the furry hat.

"bitch please, you lookin like criss angel mindfreak in this piece"

i thankfully almost never enter places where "the game" players would work out.

best thing about west coast livin' -- palpable lack of irish-american nyc/boston douchebags.

-- get bent, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:15 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

we got all the other douchebags though.

-- get bent, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:16 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah but we have ARMENIANS which are the west coast version of NJ GUIDOS

armenian guido picture thread plz

lol people complaining abt st pattys in nyc - go to boston fools - i dont even notice when that shit is going on here

Don’t let people tell you what your healing looks like

-La Lechera

"autism" is the new way Nazis excuse their horrid views

― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm)

wow almost a year and nobody but me bumps this? RIP Noize Board

This obviously goes without saying but still. I have a creative writing class with a bunch of awesome neurodiverse kids and a lot of the conversation yesterday was about this stuff. One kid who has barely spoken so far shouted 'I'm autistic and I don't do fucking nazi salutes!' at one point and brought the house down.

it's probably worth remembering that the first Nazi human extermination program would have murdered a huge number of non-verbal (therefore a burden on the reich) autistic people.

Pretty bored of telling people that every autistic person is different and neurodivergence doesn't equal personality

wild that folks who would once have thrown a tantrum if you asked them not to use the r slur are now rallying to the cause of better understanding of public stimming. I guess that’s progress? only in the case of nazi salutes atm for sure, but baby steps eh?

There's no logic to their words or actions. Trying to understand these fuckers is a fool's gambit. They do what they want and people will defend them to the hilt with whatever lean excuses suit them at the time

Anyone who starts an LLC before the age of 18 should probably be put on a watchlist.

in the end, we can be safe in the knowledge that everyone hates opera WAY more than anything else.

― scott seward

sadface

aww I'm sorry! I do own box sets by Verdi, Puccini, etc, I just couldn't resist a cheap shot

when i saw that post in the kendrick thread i was like dan likes opera because i saw a bluesky post you made the other day with singers you like whos names i didnt recognize and i looked them up and they were all opera singers xp

I go to the met opera as often as i can

mookieproof
Posted: 13 September 2025 at 03:21:35
it's (seriously) nice that people are expressing concern for calstars . . . but also fuck him, he sucks

there are plenty of ilx0rs who drink too much and somehow aren't relentless assholes for years on end

the doctrine of growth ruins everything.

― shaking babies (map), Monday, May 4, 2026 4:23 PM

unclear apocalypse (wins)
Posted: 6 June 2026 at 17:01:58
A vote may not be an endorsement but among the non mn vote having community choosing to be an aggro cunt to anyone turned off by the Nazi/abuser/&c stuff kind of is an endorsement I’m afraid