posts very much in character

^^ read as "maliciously make lists of movies they haven't seen," totally made sense.

Whereas I read it as 'meretricious' for a second.

It was an overnight bus from ATL to Raleigh. We had a half-hour layover in Charlotte, and I'd been on Grindr chatting with a friend when I get a new message from someone asking if I was at the Greyhound station. It from some guy who is not only also at the station but apparently taking the same bus as well, and when we reboard he winds up walking right past me without noticing and sits about two seats back and across the aisle. He was 30something, clean shaven, blue Abercrombie shirt and grey gym shorts. Totally not my type, but he had a pretty cute face. Anyway, I can see him but he can't really see me (it's pitch dark). We're chatting for a bit and then he says "come sit next to me, I wanna trade handjobs". I was kinda wiped and not all that horny, but I'd have felt like a fool turning down such a thrilling opportunity. There's a person sitting across the aisle from him, and while there wasn't anyone across from me, there were people immediately in front of and behind me. This seemed like a better idea, so he came over, whispered something like "what's up", and then pulled out his dick, and then pulled out mine. So then we spend the next 15 minutes jerking each other off as discreetly as two men can sitting next to each other on a pitch dark bus at 3am with a few other people around. I finish, he finishes, he wipes up and goes and sits back down. And that was that.

― Sandra Bullock violently stabbing a TV dinner (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, September 20, 2011 11:42 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*aroused*

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 6:26 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh jeez

Christine
Green
Leafy
Dragon
Indigo

I love buzza

i would def vote indigo in that poll fyi

And I'm not quite enough of an attention whore to start that poll. (Almost, though.)

Huh. I had always though it was "Christine Leafy Green Indigo Dragon". Did you chasnge it?

^ me toob!

and there was a "lady" in there iirc

No there wasnt?

hoos dropping alzheimer's memories lately

plz note "iirc" includes an "i" prior to "irc"

pvmic

tbh

positivity is underrated

― tanuki, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 13:07 (23 minutes ago) Permalink

disagree tbh

― j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 13:17 (13 minutes ago)

granted

Quadruple Albums [Started by The GeirBot (Geir Hongro) in April 2012, last updated 1 minute ago by The GeirBot (Geir Hongro)

<3

on that subject:

my favourite album of the last decade is 4cd

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, April 11, 2012 2:08 PM (4 minutes ago)

i didnt watch it

anyway, enjoy your self-referential cineshit, I'll be watching movies that aren't about bad movies

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, April 12, 2012 11:12 AM (3 hours ago)

culling Facebook friends gettin' so easy

godspeed morbs

who dat?

culling Facebook friends gettin' so easy

I noticed.

I don't want to oppress ppl who hate me.

Hating someone's behavior isn't the same thing as hating someone.

ok, i guess

love the sinner hate the sin

that sounds oddly familiar, like "if u see sumthing say" etc

Well, hey, no one said anything about love neither.

Honestly, though, if you could daisy-chain all your "come to jesus" moments, you'd be an astronaut by now.

OK I can't "unpack" that.

Saw Michael Gladis last night at the Radiohead concert in Santa Barbara.

― Melissa W, Friday, April 13, 2012 4:22 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/XD-smiley.png

know a guy in a Mountain Dew shirt getting teabagged is funny in some contexts but I don't really feel right laughing @ this
― Hoo Nu Cookies (crüt), Saturday, April 14, 2012 6:26 PM

im laughing
― man down (D-40), Saturday, April 14, 2012 6:56 PM

ah the one-two punch.

Not saying anyone's right, just that we're seeing something different.

― clemenza, Sunday, April 15, 2012 9:12 AM (8 minutes ago)

dude i can't IT SUCKS SO BAD IT'S KILLING ME

― the late great, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 4:42 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[in middle of GIRLS thread]

have you guys watched the raven trailer, the raven actually says "caw" at the end

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, April 20, 2012 4:36 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it goes caw

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, April 20, 2012 4:37 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

8 former lust objects, and I don't think my vagina would fit them all, thank you very much.

― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, April 18, 2012

i mean i just can't even

”Closed for Renovations”

woah, what?!

i dont know why i click on those threads. same impulse that drives tounging sore spots in your mouth, i guess.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kXnVoQ9ZFkQ/SOG79d5W5nI/AAAAAAAAELo/wm2ku2HpY-o/s400/MANHOLE-amyoops.jpg

http://static.seton.com/media/catalog/product/Manhole-Warning-Barrier-79498-ba.gif

http://www.pointsincase.com/files/u2/sarlacc-pit.jpg

take it to the Trypophobia thread, guys!

still not as unsettilng as whiney's fantasies of drowning doe-eyed starlets in his own cum IMHO

ILX would instantly be about a hundred times better if all of these "dig up your old beefs under the guise of meta" threads were just locked.

It's not big, it's not clever, it's just mean and it's not funny and never was.

its a little funny