posts very much in character

I like seeing myself dance

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 6:40 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

chaki is banned

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:15 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh wait i was wrong sort of?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, July 10, 2007

i slept with a priest once, in the rectory, well more then once. he wouldnt remove his crucifix.
-- anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, February 26, 2003 7:40 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

"in the rectory"

"slept with"?

^^uncharacteristic use of euphemism

disqualified!!!!!

What's there to like in Chinatown?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 11:27 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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new green bo
nha trang
ajisen noodle shop
affordable fresh produce

-- Steve Shasta, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 11:33 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I also go North of 14th to find lots of things that hipsters are afraid of!

I am north of 14th on a bus and just saw a halal pizza place with a sign that said "no pork on my fork"

Was it next to a sign that said "champagne in my campaign"?

Oh wait, halal, probably not.

Could you get camel pizza?

Only the toe.

Fight Club may be about the disaffected late-twenties early-thirties child of the 80's, but the hyperactive film-style, the incessant hip-cat dialogue, and the freshman philosophy is actually built for the appeal of a far younger demographic IMO.

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 3:42 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you're an idiot!

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, July 11, 2007 3:43 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

xpost with lol, zing, cio, etc

yes! SRV did that solo on (bowie's) china girl is really nice, though the intro is too much like the vapors to me.
he also played guitar on james browns "living in america" although i can't place the guitar part from memory.

i hear plenty of soul clear as day in his playing. yet his talent (like shawn estes') was clearly affected by his alc.consumption but

-- gygax! (gygax!), Friday, November 7, 2003 12:32 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

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but, you know, i bet he would have drilled clemens!
-- gygax! (gygax!), Friday, November 7, 2003 12:33 PM (3 years ago)

last night i was in malibu on the beach listening to jack and it was awesome. roxy music into heart.

-- chaki, Tuesday, July 17, 2007 1:36 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/no_pork_on_my_fork/

boys love it when a cool breeze hits their balls and contracts th flesh into a tight little pink walnut pouch they can squeeze
-- dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Monday, April 17, 2006 2:24 PM (1 year ago)

You never know who's in on a joke (well *you* don't, anyway) but I'll happily admit to liking the book and not doubting its veracity when it came out. There was no reason to. I got BORED when Courtney Love and Asia Argento became interested - as any sensible woman should - and even more bored when my editor at ESM made JT a contributor, which presumably involved faked conversations. Nobody liked this editor by the time she left and the JT fakeage contributed to her leaving. I feel sorry for the female hoaxer, because publishers do find it 'sexier' to be a cross-dressing rent boy than some Bay Area fringe scenester or a Cantab underachiever, and allocate deals accordingly.

Matt, I didn't mean you when I was talking about messageboard aspirants to Grub Street with vinegar on their shoulder-chips; this one was specifically about the grumbling Grubs. Howevs I could do 180 covers of American diner food on any given night, EASY, so NER. ;-)

-- suzy, Thursday, July 19, 2007 3:12 PM (Thursday, July 19, 2007 3:12 PM) Bookmark Link

publishers do find it 'sexier' to be a cross-dressing rent boy than some Bay Area fringe scenester or a Cantab underachiever
publishers do find it 'sexier' to be a cross-dressing rent boy than some Bay Area fringe scenester or a Cantab underachiever
publishers do find it 'sexier' to be a cross-dressing rent boy than some Bay Area fringe scenester or a Cantab underachiever
publishers do find it 'sexier' to be a cross-dressing rent boy than some Bay Area fringe scenester or a Cantab underachiever
publishers do find it 'sexier' to be a cross-dressing rent boy than some Bay Area fringe scenester or a Cantab underachiever
publishers do find it 'sexier' to be a cross-dressing rent boy than some Bay Area fringe scenester or a Cantab underachiever

also, this is hilarious:
In Harlem, I stopped by a restaurant called No Pork On My Fork. I thought, such a funny name, and what an unusual place for a kosher restaurant. I asked the owner behind the counter, "What made you put a Jewish restaurant here?"

I mean, from the name, I just assumed . . . He said, "Not Jewish . . . we're Muslim. We don't eat pork, either."

see, in context of the thead, where we also get called delusional 20/30 somethings, i think i am the cantab underachiever. and she's right : /

xpost

am I the bay area fringe scenester?

not for much longer, so i hear

am I the bay area fringe scenester?

ha. i thought she was talking about shasta and i

she's sort of amazing, that suzy

all the people she knows!

you're not fringe, jaxon, you ARE the scene!

nah, i don't do anything but hang out w/people that are making it happen.

i guess that makes me scene :(

I thought she meant publishers found it sexier to consider JT leroy a cross-dressing rent boy rather than the Bay Area fringe scenester or a Cantab underachiever that he really was?

We'll be talking about this for years to come.

(what's a cantab underachiever?)

underachiever who went to cambridge university (i'm from & reside in cambridge).

see i'm a huge fan of makeup, girls, boys, whatever. i just think it's so neat, and pretty. and a woman putting makeup on before she goes out at night is really glamorous to me.

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 3:28 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

crowning is hott

-- kenan, Monday, June 4, 2007 5:43 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/ptw.jpg
-- djmartian, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 6:17 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

where's that latest round of Suzyism from?

where is that one?

http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/ptw.jpg

^ needs

ROFL
Joe's Pub
NYU
Zionism

3xc3pter
other mus1c

DO YOU SEE

who and what is "paper thin walls"?

xxposts lol, he's way ahead of you:

i think Ned deserves to be in this diagram linked to AMG, who else?

-- djmartian, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 6:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Wha...? I wasn't trying to be contentious or anything. I like the Noise Board and most of its denizens and didn't think it was controversial to point out that there are threads on the Noise Board that have equivalents on ILE/ILM. The "what are you listening to?" thread is another one. The point of me bringing it up at all was that Hurting said he was posting here because he couldn't post to "posts very much in character" (presumably because he's banned?), which made me think that he could've posted to "ILEpitaphs," since it's basically the same thread.

-- jaymc, Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:18 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

This is the only thread I managed to find on them. The search engine here is so fucked up that it makes you look for every single thread mentioning the word "Band" in it. It doesn't matter whether you put quotation marks around "S.O.S. Band", either. Anyway I've just made myself a whole CD of them and I'm a fucking CAPPY HAMPER. Disco married with early 80's R&B,it's a delight. Where are the fucking strawberries of love? This is romantic funk, man. That's the best way to say what they are is romantic funk.

-- Bimble, Sunday, July 29, 2007 5:25 AM

"the strawberries of love"

"ILEpitaphs," since it's basically the same thread.

^

rong

Truth or Propoganda: George W Bush's Resume!

wow.

i stalked as far as Livingstone and then just grew bored. nice sleuthing.

About seven years ago, I was at some shitty party at Chelsea Piers and there was some dink walking around in a "vintage" Queensryche t-shirt (specifically the cover of Queen of the Ryche). Given the nature of the function and the type of crowd gathered, I was quick to suspect that the dude was wearing it "ironically." Having already imbibed the first of a few too many, I accosted him about it. "So, are you wearing this shirt because you're actually a fan of the band?" I asked. The guy looked immediately uncomfortable. "...or are you just wearing it for its kitsch value?" I continued. "ummm...both?" he offered, unconvincingly. I believe I spat at the ground in front of him and walked away (`cos I'm a jerk like that). And I don't even like Queensryche, and never have.

-- Alex in NYC, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 11:30 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Gold =)

he's back back BACK