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"dog pee" *gunshots*

― shur fine (am0n), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:26 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

"...throw my baby out the WIIN DOWW"

goole, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

One of the odds being that it is an excerpt from an insanely unfunny, much more clearly racist video. FIND THAT LITTLE GIRL AND SIGN HER TO AN EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT.

Three Word Username, Friday, 23 March 2012 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

I spoiled it for myself by tracking down the source : /

Ⓣⓗⓐⓝⓚ。:.゚ヽ(。☉౪ ⊙♡)ノ゚.:。+゚ Ⓨⓞⓤ☆ (cozen), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

that video wasn't that funny

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

tired concept but carried off well i think

goole, Friday, 23 March 2012 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

dog piss/favorite flavor of popsicle A+
the rest a bit eh

Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

are you still talking about the video forks?

pplains, Friday, 23 March 2012 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

naw, plans for dinner

Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

dog piss/favorite flavor of popsicle A+

also "and he MELTED!"

Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.powells.com/images/blog/blog_childs_hexenduction.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/03/4f664fd4b4b38.jpg

shur fine (am0n), Monday, 26 March 2012 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

Jack otm they're scary evil bastards those leprechauns.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 26 March 2012 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

paddywhackery alive and well imo

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

Friend of mine photo'd this flyer at his gym:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380668_10150625716258333_635348332_9499485_524629650_n.jpg

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

that's phily

dayo, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

you are correct

in every sense

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://violentjisjohngoodman.tumblr.com/

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 06:39 (fourteen years ago)

ppl making a massively laboured and crowbarred pun and then writing "(no pun intended)" is one of my favourite things

Cantera: Vulgar Display Of Puyol (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 08:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://philydiner.com/ xp to hurting

dayo, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 11:50 (fourteen years ago)

that is one classy diner, haven't been there since they re-did the place

80,000 no name records (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jhRl496zoU

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

louis c.k., park ranger

shur fine (am0n), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/185142483959812096

lollllllllllllllllllll

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

rip al gore

brownie, Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:21 (fourteen years ago)

it's sad he was a president

1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

rip owl gore
rip algore
rip al bore
rip

1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

imo canseco topped it with this

Jose Canseco ‏ @JoseCanseco Close
If I won the mega million tommorow I will buy the a's and maybe I can play will keep team in Oakland love coliseum

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

his brain stem actually typed that. i mean, it just popped out of his neck muscles and pounded that out on the keyboard directly

1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

canseco is amazing at twitter

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/gvFbz.png

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/541985_3454164907932_1085084535_3414242_1421414099_n.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 April 2012 05:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7a2vlHUC1qchh5vo1_500.jpg

shur fine (am0n), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

I love that's so Reagan sooo much. Also the implied side eye of the rich cat screengrab.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 12:41 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYC9Pg-Wy9s

humba (NZA), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

idl if anyone will find this as LOLzy as I but I work at a natural foods store and for a solid month I couldn't walk past this rack w/o cracking up

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/0473b947.jpg

Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

it is a traditional yogic greeting

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

i think the lady on the left is using the vous form, tu on the right

caek, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

if you have any magazine covers with a guy tearing into a giant slab of beef jerky, you should put it in between the two yogis

1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

^^yeah someone put an inssue of this month's newsweek between the two

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://i40.tinypic.com/2611zbn.jpg

1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

you have no idea how many Walgreen's I had to go to in order to find that display

1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

Didn't realize those two thieves He was crucified with were so limber.

pplains, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

*applause*

desk calendar white out (Matt P), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

in a similar vein, found this display at a bookstore some years back
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmqha43tH11qzyx8yo1_500.jpg

wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

pplains, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

that's terrific

goole, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://s7.postimage.org/v6da39xjt/tumblr_l84xk2qh_EL1qzopnho1_500.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 April 2012 08:37 (fourteen years ago)

Paging Darraghmac…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RAVyfpeYG8

pplains, Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:57 (fourteen years ago)


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