least favorite thread titles

there's this thing, that people do, where they identify a vibe they like in particular tracks, and ask for recommendations of other tracks with a similar vibe.

― Tim F, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:37 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

JAZZ IS LIKE HEROIN TO ME ! ! ! ~~~~ ILM POST-1945 blah blah

I feel mildly guilty about posting this one, but

Feminist Theory & "Women's Issues" Discussion Thread: All Gender Identities Are Encouraged To Participate

to be clear, it's just the "All Gender Identities Are Encouraged To Participate" part, as though, IDK, the transsexuals of ILX might otherwise be unsure whether the thread was a safe space for them

seems like a harmless and possibly helpful disclaimer to me, esp since otherwise a feminism thread would pretty quickly turn into a lot of "why are so many dudes posting in here, should they?" etc

Ken Marino Reprises His Role from WHAS? Children's Hospital is LULz

srsly, mordy

tbh, + this shouldn't be a surprise to anyone i guess, i can't even remember why i made that title. i assume i had something in mind but it was awhile ago and i was - uh - inebriated.

feminist theory title kinda designed to make me never look at it. nothing against the people on it or whoever started it, just titles like that in general...

Mordy Reprises His Role from SMH

50 Memorable Songs Of The Late 1990s That Apparently Only You Remember, Even Though They Were Totally On The Radio And Stuff

if only you remember them, how memorable can they be? and stuff

just about every old thread title of mine makes me cringe. jesus christ, i can't believe everyone here isn't completely sick of me. i was searching for something on ilx and oooooooooof i hit a bunch of them and i really must of been out of my mind. so annoying.

i thought there was something of a buried joke in the feminist thread title

scott: never change

haha, i'll cop to my 90s thread title kind of sucking, you know what it's getting at though!!

jesus christ, i can't believe everyone here isn't completely sick of me.

Neither can I

Soft-Looking Monkey With Big Eyes, Small Hands

Can't help but try, unsuccessfully, to make it fit ''Long Cool Woman In a Black Dress.''

aw cmon abbs, that's a winner

yeah, nakh's monkey thread is tops

Electronic Artist You'd Most Like To Put In Your... Y'Know

(on board with the spirit of the thread, mind you, it's just the ellipsis)

no, the whole thing is horrible

ehh, I basically can't hate on "let's post eye candy" threads even if I personally don't have any need in my life for eye candy of electro stubble males. Besides, I lost any right to complain about such things when i started my Maggie Gyllenhaal crush thread.

tbf, you didn't start a thread called "I want to put my... in Maggie Gyllenhaal"

electronic artists...? In my...y'know?

tbf, you didn't start a thread called "I want to put my... in Maggie Gyllenhaal"

― mh, Thursday, April 12, 2012 2:08 PM Bookmark

I did, though, just not in those words. But obviously we're talking about the irritation factor of specific wordings of thread titles and mine was more in the "overlong overworked dr. casino thread title" genre.

now i remember why i hide poll threads. the radiohead dude is an electronic artist?

lol

acts who made some great records when they started, declined to mediocre/shitty records and went back to make great records again

threads that effortlessly sum up the spirit of ILM

haha seriously

i don't feel so bad about my old thread titles anymore:

Radiohead LP9 Anticipation, Fangirling and random Cheesecake Thread (Do not read if you hate Radiohead or us)

should be Beefcake thread though, right?

for real though you own this cassingle and you are good to go as far as radiohead goes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzjUjNPYzLg

he's a creep and a widow. what's not to like? 9 albums though! wow. that's crazy.

surely some mistake!

all the ones that say "favorite xx of the zz, FUCK"
SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM
look at these fuckin cats! LOOK AT THEM
are you even listening to me? THE CABIN IN THE WOODS thread (WARNING: SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILEROS! SPOILIDAD!)

WHY are we REQUIRED TO make our THREADS titles aS LOUD AS POSSIBLE!? WHY!?!?!?!??!?!?!!

SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

god, you weren't even around for the best itr thread titles, since vanished into history

Oh wait. Here. Just for you.

LAID BACK GAUZE THE OLD TILE WAS GATTING ON SCHOOL DAZE AND MOLLIFIED FOLEY CATHETERS NOW OPTIMIZED WITH PREMIUM CONTENT FOR USERS BITTEN IN THE EYE BY PIPE BOMBS (PS: BOOTY POPS IS STR8 HO HO HO)

TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

let it be known that these are the BEST thread titles

unless you don't care about the thread, in which case its just LOTS OF CAPITALIZED WEIRDLY PHRASED SENTENCES THAT U LOOK AT

perhaps those WEIRDLY PHRASED SENTENCES are a signifier that U SHOULD LOOK AT

look at these fuckin cats! LOOK AT THEM is one of my favorite thread titles. It makes clear the urgency of looking at the cats therein.

TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY BO, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY HAPPY WHAT STET HAPPY OK THEN

Haha. Just pasted "look at these fuckin cats! LOOK AT THEM" into the "Complainant's name" field of a fillable PDF.

oh wait, I get it. because cats usually aren't an urgent matter. hmmm.

hastings/mollify thread titles are consistently terrible.

http://ilxor.com/ILX/CustomiseSiteNewPostsControllerServlet

look at these fuckin cats! LOOK AT THEM is one of my favorite thread titles. It makes clear the urgency of looking at the cats therein.

― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 3:40 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is prob my least fav thread title in ilx history

The producer known as ACTRESS and his r&b concrète

look at these fuckin cats! LOOK AT THEM

― you can expect punches, kicks and even worse (frogbs), Wednesday, April 18, 2012 10:52 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i have honestly wanted this deleted for several years now but there's nothing i can do about it. if i'd known it would stick around forever i never wouldve started it

\:......(

but why? it makes me happy every time i see it. it lets me know that i should look at them.