final lolution

hamfisted attempts at boondoggling naive midwesterners into moving to the projects - coded language abt the neighborhood - subway commute time lies - explanation of the unlimited metro card - generally inept filmmaking/salesmanship

more of a wry chuckle than anything i guess

― ice cr?m, Saturday, January 10, 2009 4:19 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i loved how they used barrel-distorting extra-wide lenses to sell those tiny apartments

and they still looked tiny and shitty!

the apts want to be bigger and nicer like how the neighborhood wants to improve and that guy wants to not be an idiot

lol troo

it's funny that they're so upfront about how their testimonials are from non-native hayseeds too

like who's opinion am i going to trust about nyc apartments, seasoned nyers or wide-eyed joes who just moved there from buttfuck iowa

also lol @ directing their campaign at new transplants as no one who knows anything abt the city would choose to live there

they should have testimonials from locals

"i used to be terrified to go w/in three blocks of that place - now an actual white couple lives there!"

"the 4/5 is only is an hour to midtown!"

"we got mcdonalds and chinese takeout..."

http://i41.tinypic.com/125m0ki.jpg

these people are walking toward manhattan

hamfisted attempts at boondoggling naive midwesterners into moving to the projects - coded language abt the neighborhood - subway commute time lies - explanation of the unlimited metro card - generally inept filmmaking/salesmanship

more of a wry chuckle than anything i guess

― ice cr?m, Saturday, January 10, 2009 10:19 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no butthurt-o but eat a dicc dog, there are projects in the midwest trying to convince naive suburbanite yuppies to move into also -- i dont believe for 1 minute the naive burbanites of the east coast are any more savvy

im very protective of the naive midwestern brothers & sisters

i think the point is that it's completely unsavvy

"hamfisted attempts"

everyone from the east coast is savvier than everyone from the midwest duh

everyone from the midwest is savvy as everyone from the east coast cuz they used to live there, then moved west and got even more rugged --

were like the frontiersman's east coaster

no one from the east coast moves to the midwest - maybe some people from the midwest move back after they cant hack it or whatever...

for a city with a near-zero crime rate and a huge % of american jobs u nyc-ers sure do like to talk about how rough it is there

dude u tryn figure out how to pay for fancy dinners and coke on 80k a/year and see youll be runnin back to chicago

so east coasters dont move to the midwest bcuz they like to throw their money away -- economic shitbin thread suddenly makes so much sense

yr not realizing this til now kinda proves my point abt midwestern naivety

no one from the east coast moves to the midwest

yeah this is provably bullshit

not to be a dicc, deej, but all of these posts are basically butthurt 101

haha also true

do people in the midwest now spell dick d-i-c-c? because when i lived there they didn't.

Good luck usa

welcome to 2009 Que

guys i think they were just playin

ppl generally don't use swears around here so you gotta find out what they mean and how to spell 'em on the internet or whatever, which is bound to turn up some spurious information

dom they got cajunsquirrelengland.jpg over us, and I heard Marcello was back on the boards too

i was just playing back there but to be completely 100% serious i cant think of one person i grew up w/in boston who moved to the midwest other than for lol college - im sure this is mostly abt my social cohort and general migration patterns for the whole country that favor all the other regions besides the midwest - but i still think theres something abt an east coast* mindstate that cant deal in midwesterness

*by east coast i mean the northeast obvs

not to be a dicc, deej, but all of these posts are basically butthurt 101

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Saturday, January 10, 2009 3:04 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hey dudes i was just dicc-in' around -- im probably moving to nyc in the next year or so -- that said nyc is where you go to make it, then you move where you actually want to live once you are successful

unless u make it in one of those new york specific industries - be careful dude its a trap

http://www.arismixtapes.com/images/Drama%20Trap%20Or%20Die.jpg

hay deej this type of shittin up the lolz thread is why you get banned from noize fyi

he banned me cuz i put his name on the 77 dont invite list, i rarely posted in lolz thread -- but whatever ill leave the thread alone now

that guy who "stars" in the flatbush gardens video is pretty much a perfect archetype of the smug kind of jerk i love to hate in life

guys where is gabbneb to weigh in

"frontiersman's east coaster" read this as :

Ppl be getting flamey on the waldorf synthesizer userlist:

Well hello Mr H*****...

Sorry to break it to you this way, but either you didn't read the post
properly or your mother raised a retard. The Evolver units, both of which I
have in the room wih me right now, allow you to create digital waveforms,
you can import them or draw them from scratch in the editing software. The
Evolver desktop has 32 slots for user waves for you to fill at your leisure.

Once you've done that, my arrogant but clearly mentally-challenged friend,
you can take those waves and scroll through them just like you would with
any WAVETABLE.

Now you've clearly just been flamed, but you lit the fire yourself by
betraying your IGNORANCE. Normally I would let this kind of thing pass, but
the fact is I only posted to try and stop two people arguing over nothing.
One guy mistook the other's passion for the subject for rudeness. Now the
situation has EVOLVED to a point where I am being impolite to you on-forum,
but I have to admit that I feel that this is an appropriate response to your
insulting comments and overuse of BLOCK CAPS.

I would suggest that you WAVE goodbye at this point, and perhaps in future
save that kind of patronising attitude for a subject you are a bit more
familiar with. Maybe pass some time browsing through manuals. I'm guessing
that indulging in your particular field of expertise will leave you with one
hand free to turn the pages.

With all due respect

D***

nyc is where you go to make it, then you move where you actually want to live once you are successful

this explains why I'm still here

lol pash

for some reason reminded me of when richard d james trolled the supercollider list way back
http://www.scribd.com/doc/503699/Hard-Jams

Date: Tue, 16 Jan 2001 20:45:33 +0300
From: MarySubject: Re: [OT] Don't feed the trolls
not simply an idiot, but an actual idiot savant! Probably he is on the Asperger Autism spectrum.

mary otm

http://i44.tinypic.com/9uaiww.jpg

http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

AFSCME

i love the story that goes with it too. too perfect.

that "g" in Dog is really striking

it's the only lowercase letter on the sign, HOOS