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"What's tiramisu?"

― Eric H., Friday, 9 March 2012 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

"Your people killed my grampapa."

― God: Huummm (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

i was born in 1983. but i sense a lot of visits to olive garden in 1983, though i can't remember them explicitly. but that olive garden vibe is part of that early childhood primordial ooze that shaped me.

― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

Dudes from Baltimore should know the Olive Grove, a one-off copy of the Olive Garden chain that, through the addition of really good local seafood, is a good place to mock ironically and still have a good meal. http://www.olivegroverestaurant.com/

― Three Word Username, Friday, 9 March 2012 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

I think working at a chain Italian eatery must be just about the worst.

A lot must suck about it, but Olive Garden (and Red Lobster and Ruby Tuesday) offer Day One health insurance, which is the actual name of their insurance plan which employees benefit from starting on their very first day of employment. It's as good as the health insurance I have now at my office job, which is decent.

― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

Actually they may use a different plan or a different name now, but those chains still offer full insurance coverage starting on your first day of employment.

― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:33 (fourteen years ago)

lotta lolz today

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-MNznaalZTI

― scott seward, Saturday, 10 March 2012 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MNznaalZTI

― scott seward, Saturday, 10 March 2012 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

i don't even have to press play i'm already loling

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 March 2012 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Wesley-Crusher-Teenage-Machine-ebook/dp/B007A2RTNM

― God: Huummm (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:06 (fourteen years ago)

thank you

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 March 2012 05:41 (fourteen years ago)

"Geordi has been assimilated, and he is now Borgy Laborg."

― an elk hunt (Ówen P.), Monday, 12 March 2012 06:18 (fourteen years ago)

ok guys I know this is long but trust me on this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5PdbtpkBNE&feature=relmfu

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 March 2012 06:29 (fourteen years ago)

yeah he's gonna burn it charcoal black

i am black

right on

― a hoy hoy, Monday, 12 March 2012 11:41 (fourteen years ago)

never trusting you again matt armstrong!!

― the late great, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

what in the world

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 March 2012 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.suntimes.com/11183105-417/orchestra-brawl-fistfight-in-elite-seats-stuns-symphony-patrons.html

It gets so quiet during the second movement of the Brahms Symphony No. 2, you could almost hear a pin drop.

Or a sneeze. Or a fist hitting a face.

― goole, Monday, 12 March 2012 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

that was my favorite story last week

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 12 March 2012 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

^ subtle zing

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 12 March 2012 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

latepassed on the symphony punchup story, damn

― goole, Monday, 12 March 2012 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

ha it was a Friday story! not really latepassable imo

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 12 March 2012 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

also I was just looking for an excuse to debut my related display name (which I fucked up on Facebook by misspelling "Brahams")

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 12 March 2012 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

wake up, wake up it's the first movement of Brahms

― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 March 2012 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

should i see bone thugs in louisville tomorrow y/n

― humba (NZA), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

matt armstrong, thank you

― humba (NZA), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

YES GO SEE BONE THUGS

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs

― Sexess - Sexual Success Or; Successful Sex (crüt), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

She looks so happy that it is just Chuck Testa in her bed.

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

by the end, chuck testa seems actively pissed off that everyone's getting it wrong

NOPE

― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

from this point forward, posting a Rhett And Link video should be received with the warm welcome of recommending a Snorg tee in Ethan's T-shirt thread.

― proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 1, 2009 9:06 AM (2 years ago)

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 03:52 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2bWjbAACZc

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 15 March 2012 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zkW52rQao4

― pplains, Thursday, 15 March 2012 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

Bob Ross must have been some kind of a visual genius though I think, to be able to so easily and quickly produce images like that from the top of his head. Like I kind of wonder what he would have created with an MFA and some critical theory crammed into his head.

― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 March 2012 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

Probably something that looks a lot like this:

http://www.wallcoo.net/paint/Bob_Ross_CSG/s/bob_ross_csg024_autumn_glorys_300x300.jpg

― pplains, Thursday, 15 March 2012 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

Whoa, that's deep.

― Eric H., Thursday, 15 March 2012 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://oi43.tinypic.com/346w8bn.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 15 March 2012 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

dude reads fast

― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 March 2012 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

haha

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/bzXbG.gif

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 16 March 2012 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

looool

― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 16 March 2012 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

A+

― jed_, Friday, 16 March 2012 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaha I want to put that gif on an electronic picture frame and hang it in my office.

― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljx8rmLapv1qza84qo1_r1_500.gif

― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 16 March 2012 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

what is that from?

― the late great, Friday, 16 March 2012 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

don't know, saw it on tumblr, no attribution. :(

― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

Girl 6?

― Eric H., Friday, 16 March 2012 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERCpTrcmWrg

― byan wein (cozen), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

that one gets good

― goole, Friday, 16 March 2012 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

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