Damage ContrLOLz

1986 Olive Garden

-------- 1986 Olive Garden

"malformed video"

that's a new one

I see you pondering that, ZS. It was in Mobile, Ala. (We didn't yet have one in Jackson, Miss.) We ate there on vacation to the Gulf of Mexico and stayed at a brand spanking new Hampton Inn and I thought we were living the high life that I'd heard so much about. Well you know what, we were.*

*Read all this with Wilf. Brimley voice

stand around with the moon-eyed, slack-jawed yard stock

Those are my people you're talking about. Also no Spaghetti Factory, no credibility.

The Spaghetti Factory in downtown Toronto is one of the oldest and most authentic restaurant's in the city.

TS: Spaghetti Warehouse vs Spaghetti Factory

ANSWER: There are no sides to be taken because everyone wins.

1986 Olive Garden = perfect title for an MFA poetry thesis

There's an establishment that's probably similar called "The Spaghetti Works" in Nebraska/Iowa. My friend's sister worked there... and also at a Macaroni Grill.

You can sit in a restored train car and eat your dinner, at the Spaghetti Factory.

AND I HAVE.

Don't make fun of our city's TREASURE, Laurel!

I guess I've been there a couple of times. Nothing too special*, but it has been there since the 80s at least as far as I know. I'd rather go to East Side Mario's (about as close as we've got to the Olive Garden).

*I've no memory of this train car thing. Now I kind of want to go!

one of the oldest and most authentic restaurant's in the city.

lol. it's a REAL restaurant! and old too!

1986 Olive Garden. I mean...thing thing is...I feel that. I feel that.

Z S were you born in 1986

in an olive garden

I ate at a Maggiano's recently. They actually do a fairly good job of creating a kind of Godfather-esque movie Italian restaurant atmosphere as subtly re-imagineered by Disney.

"When the moon hits your eye like a big, et al"

And tbf the food was probably about as good as the average NJ/NY old style red sauce Italian place, which is not terrible.

I do mean average though.

I think working at a chain Italian eatery must be just about the worst.

"Fresh Parmesan on that?"

"What's tiramisu?"

"Your people killed my grampapa."

i was born in 1983. but i sense a lot of visits to olive garden in 1983, though i can't remember them explicitly. but that olive garden vibe is part of that early childhood primordial ooze that shaped me.

Dudes from Baltimore should know the Olive Grove, a one-off copy of the Olive Garden chain that, through the addition of really good local seafood, is a good place to mock ironically and still have a good meal. http://www.olivegroverestaurant.com/

I think working at a chain Italian eatery must be just about the worst.

A lot must suck about it, but Olive Garden (and Red Lobster and Ruby Tuesday) offer Day One health insurance, which is the actual name of their insurance plan which employees benefit from starting on their very first day of employment. It's as good as the health insurance I have now at my office job, which is decent.

Actually they may use a different plan or a different name now, but those chains still offer full insurance coverage starting on your first day of employment.

lotta lolz today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-MNznaalZTI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MNznaalZTI

i don't even have to press play i'm already loling

http://www.amazon.com/Wesley-Crusher-Teenage-Machine-ebook/dp/B007A2RTNM

thank you

"Geordi has been assimilated, and he is now Borgy Laborg."

ok guys I know this is long but trust me on this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5PdbtpkBNE&feature=relmfu

yeah he's gonna burn it charcoal black

i am black

right on

never trusting you again matt armstrong!!

what in the world

http://www.suntimes.com/11183105-417/orchestra-brawl-fistfight-in-elite-seats-stuns-symphony-patrons.html

It gets so quiet during the second movement of the Brahms Symphony No. 2, you could almost hear a pin drop.

Or a sneeze. Or a fist hitting a face.

that was my favorite story last week

^ subtle zing

latepassed on the symphony punchup story, damn

ha it was a Friday story! not really latepassable imo

also I was just looking for an excuse to debut my related display name (which I fucked up on Facebook by misspelling "Brahams")

wake up, wake up it's the first movement of Brahms

should i see bone thugs in louisville tomorrow y/n

matt armstrong, thank you

YES GO SEE BONE THUGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs

She looks so happy that it is just Chuck Testa in her bed.

by the end, chuck testa seems actively pissed off that everyone's getting it wrong

NOPE

from this point forward, posting a Rhett And Link video should be received with the warm welcome of recommending a Snorg tee in Ethan's T-shirt thread.

― proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 1, 2009 9:06 AM (2 years ago)