truth bombs

why DO british people live in such weirdly shaped houses?

english architecture is totally psychotic. how did these people ever run an empire?

I stayed in a hotel in harpenden and the only way we could find our way back to our rooms was to use pictures on the walls as landmarks, it was like a labyrinth

writing is lame. only crazy ppl write. writing is a show off

― usic, Wednesday, June 11, 2008 3:42 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fuckin retards

― faaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggg (unregistered), Sunday, November 16, 2008 11:03 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

People who don't like Stevie Wonder are cheats and arsonists who go to prison
― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Wednesday, May 12, 2004 9:40 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

anytime you walk in to a party and are greeted by a woman with a keytar it's going to be a good time, even if you do not end up on the ceiling

― ☺♑ (joygoat), Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:29 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sargnt: i hope dom gets in a choice jpg before things are all said and done

i'll be rooting against the steelers in that i dont want them to win, but i don't really want to see arizona win either... is there a way to just give the lombardi trophy to bruce, for excellence in halftime performing

― mad loli vamp bone (cankles), Saturday, January 31, 2009 7:38 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark

Let's get real- clusterfucks are the best part of ilx and you all know it.

― gr8080, Sunday, February 1, 2009 4:18 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I think Sarah Silverman's only funny if your parents never swore.

― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Thursday, February 5, 2009 10:59 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pretty sure the idea of truth bomb is TRUTH

"i agree with this bomb" somehow isn't as catchy

truth domb

I think Sarah Silverman's only funny if your parents never swore.

― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Thursday, February 5, 2009 10:59 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― n00bian princess (some dude), Thursday, February 5, 2009 10:38 AM Bookmark

My parents never (alright, very rarely) swore and Sarah Silverman still isn't funny.

my parents swore and sarah silverman is funny - so maybe its the opposite or????

you THINK she is funny, it's different

rev otm

Sarah Silverman is only funny if your parents never swore =/= Sarah Silverman is funny if your parents never swore

sarah silverman is only funny if you THINK shes funny

xp fairnuff

is saving silverman funny

I saw that movie in the theathers

so did i

no one can ever say "two" without me thinking of jack black

sux "two" be u

that sounds like a painfully jack black-riddled existence

i went on a press junket for that movie. i just asked jables about Tenacious D because the movie was dogshit

tenacious d on the other hand

lol

at that point it was just the 6 episode tv show, so yes.

the only "interrupting my commute" kinda culture jamming i would really welcome if if Totoro himself dropped out of the sky and sat in the middle of the 10 freeway

― John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Monday, February 9, 2009 1:47 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Facebook is gonna be toast once people stop being themselves and building the identities they desire because grandma and grandma insist on being their friends.

― merriweather post ironic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, January 7, 2009 8:55 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The very second my dodgy aunt started HASSLING me to be her facebook friend I pulled out the plug and let go 70 people and locked it down like fucking crazy. Everyone else will do the same, and in a few short months facebook will be full of old people like a tartan clearance sale.

the only problem w/ whiney's hypothesis is that for anyone in college you basically can't exist w/o facebook, like i'm so entrenched in it and so is everyone i know and my brother who is still in HS is that it won't matter what family members or w/e join. post-college joiners aren't as invested as the core users of fbook imo

grandma and grandma

^^^hoos

I really resent facebook and how mandatory it is

I'm still 100% comfortable with the identity I've constructed for myself on fbook. I feel like it's an accurate representation of me, and I realize that it's something certain people may not be comfortable with. They can fuckin deal. Why am I gonna run and hide that shit if it's me?

I def understand other situations might be more complicated though.

It's complicated when you have an obsessive and clinically-insane mother who'd stalk you if she had half the fucking chance, and her sister is the one hassling me on facebook.

(not aiming that 'fucking' at you hoos, obv)

thought i was gonna have to duck tbh

im not going to get dragged into multi paragraph posts on facebook identities again but whiney g weingarten is wrong

facebook is toast regardless guys wise up

homie u can say that all u want but ur never gonna get laid again until u get urself a profile

haaah

i hate ppl who get all serious and go did you know facebook owns all of your information FOREVER

but THEY DO

we must TAKE DOWN THE FACEBOOK CORE

hack the planet

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/07/15/eagle-eye-poster.jpg

lol dumbest movie i've seen this decade