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that mobile cat facts prank is so great

idgi

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http://www.geekologie.com/2012/01/26/cat-facts-prank.jpg

also in JW's the cancel code has a mix of capital Is and lowercase ls –

oh.

Thanks for subscribing to JW's the Cancel Code Facts!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVdpUTDEGKc

Mee-wow!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3C2RzUsObs&feature=player_embedded

I dunno why but I want an iced burger now

i don't even

http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/amber-tamblyn-convinces-tyrese-gibson-shes-amber-rose/

^^^^^^non-nude but NSFW-y photo at the top of that page

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XofxIYyvZ1s&feature=player_embedded

http://i.imgur.com/rS5Jv.jpg

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Wait was that monkey smelling its ass thing a joke because that was literally the first meme I remember seeing online. Over 10 years ago.

xp silly error of translation. polish can refer to the ppl and also to rub up ... so here we got "rub up the sossidge"

I hear your mom polishes sausages

Hey, at least they vouvoyer-ed when asking to polish the sausage.

Veulliez bien avoir la gentillesse de me polir la saucisse.

wasn't that monkey clip in austin powers 2 or was that the monkey who drank his own pee

we should poll those two videos

only one of the two was a p4k review

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oshz-pMttAU

lmao

mmmmmaybe? hello?
iiiiii guessss not.

http://www.grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/231419/

My takeaway from this: Marilyn Hagerty seems like a warm and welcoming person.

my hometown paper, bringing the ruckus

interview w/ Marilyn:

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/2012/03/olive_garden_review_marilyn_hegarty.php

That woman is better at her job than I will ever be.

And she enjoys eating a lot more than I do, too.

i can empathize w/ the people of grand forks since i live in a metropolis without an Olive Garden

The "pasta chain small towners inexplicably must visit" switched to Macaroni Grill a number of years ago, here. Not sure if that is due to it being a more recent chain.

It's also better. *ducks*

*wonders why he just ducked*

It's better, kind of like how Chili's is better than Applebees

does macaroni grill have UNLIMITED soup, salad, and breadsticks?

i didn't think so.

There was twitter discussion on this last night between people from my hometown and we all hate Olive Garden for the same exact reason: They bulldozed our favorite neon orange putt-putt course to put up the first Olive Garden here in the mid-90s.

gr8080 otm

full disclosure i do dine at macaroni grill on occasion

My town is four times the size of Grand Forks and there was a line out the door when Chipotle finally moved in.

Dunkin Donuts is slated to open in 2013 and they're probably going to have to get off-duty cops to direct traffic.

it is probably because there is something wrong with me, but i loathe these places. the local olive garden, where certain family members like to dine occasionally, is in the parking lot of this giant fucking strip mall that also houses a bunch of other competing chain restaurants: shari's (famous for pie), red lobster, applebees, some weird fake "barbecue shack", a mongolian grill, etc. we don't rate a cheesecake factory, i guess.

anyway, these awful, suprisingly expensive flavor troughs are fucking constantly MOBBED with with with with people, with awful, grinning, doggie-bag-toting, human-type people. they make you take a little plastic beeper and stand around with the moon-eyed, slack-jawed yard stock for an hour or so before being allowed the pleasure of sitting and eating in the food hangar area. dngi. dnwtgi.

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some weird fake "barbecue shack"

is it a famous dave's?

haha, I was about to ask if it was famous dave's

I don't know if it's true but supposedly Cheesecake Factory and PF Chang's have some sort of property development expansion deal where you only get PF Chang's if there is a Cheesecake Factory. Doesn't make all that much sense, but Fleming's Steakhouse has the same owners as PF Chang's and you do see those together

yeah i kinda figured they were two arms of the same octopus

just quality social commentary from dr. contenderizer

Not the thread for it even though it could be considered lolz but the newspaper I work for recently published the top restaurants in the state by gross receipts.

Top four were Golden Corral, Red Lobster, the cafeteria at Walmart headquarters and Olive Garden.

These are for individual locations, not for the chains as a whole.

The state liquor commission here publishes a sales chart for the previous year/period and it's always pretty enlightening. People drink a looooot of Black Velvet.