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did not get the reference either bcz that's not a great film or anything

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

I'm much more like Walter Matthau in The Sunshine Boys btw, but re Ed Asner I do hate spunk

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

but you're gay

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

easy lay-up

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

he's said many times that jizz is gross though (/jizz.xls)

― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Thursday, 16 February 2012 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

tbf I wouldn't mind being the kid, what with me being in the Dr. Morbius trainee program (no jizz)

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 16 February 2012 06:38 (fourteen years ago)

did not get the reference either bcz that's not a great film or anything

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 9:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in what crazy fantasy world do you only remember or dwell on things you enjoy or admire

― CANDY aka JUNK (some dude), Thursday, 16 February 2012 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

oh Morbz definitely remembers and dwells on things he doesn't enjoy or admire

― sarahell, Thursday, 16 February 2012 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

r u sure tho

― lag∞n, Thursday, 16 February 2012 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

doesn't he post a lot about politics?

― sarahell, Thursday, 16 February 2012 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i think hes really into obama or something iirc

― lag∞n, Thursday, 16 February 2012 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

lol'n p hard @ 'cineaste' rn
ok, 'ppl who've reevaluate their faves from pantsweeting days'
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, February 17, 2012 12:16 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Morbs, you can't be that far away from pants-wetting days again, can you?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 17, 2012 12:18 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― dead-trius (Eric H.), Friday, 17 February 2012 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

not as lol as The Awful Truth, imho

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 February 2012 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

giving up evthg cept I Love Baseball for Lent lookin better & better too

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 February 2012 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

haven't you "quit" the political threads like 10 times?

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 17 February 2012 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

I love u too

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

morbs you're supposed to sacrifice something you enjoy for Lent.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 18 February 2012 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

siiii-igggh, delilah

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 18 February 2012 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

I hate Timberlake and even he's too talented to be in the cast of this show

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 19, 2012 10:07 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I knew there was something that you hated, Morbs. I just couldn't remember what it was.

― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, February 19, 2012 10:14 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your display name?

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 19, 2012 10:20 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

― illuminati girl (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 19 February 2012 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

haaa

― The Reverend, Sunday, 19 February 2012 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

up. top.

― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

I think my potential has been consistently compromised by things like putting my heart before my head, a rabid hatred of injustice, a distaste for competition, a seeming inability to refrain from speaking my mind, intolerance towards willful ignorance, a strong belief in meritocracy, a seeming inability to engage in b.s. asskissery, putting more emphasis on personal satisfaction than on money or material goods, etc., etc. All values which I gladly cling to but which largely deny the eeality of what our society has evolved into. Independent of any tendency towards functioning highly in a vacuum, those other qualities always seem to be the determining factors with respect to the ultimate fulfillment (or general lack thereof) of my potential. I don't think it's a thing that'll necessarily perpetuate itself indefinitely, but I think it's gonna require me finding a place in the world where my stupid emotion-driven idealism isn't an active detriment to my success.

― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, February 20, 2012 8:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hm maybe the problem is you?

― the late great, Monday, February 20, 2012 8:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

not zing, tough love

― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

potato potahtoe imo

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

ok DJ Mencap

― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 20 February 2012 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

wasn't meant to entertain fwiw

― the late great, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

I guess Morbo doesn't really care about Lent after all.

― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Thursday, 23 February 2012 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

I think I heard and All Saints track once, and I think I liked it.
-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...)

one for the sticker

-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, September 25, 2006 6:43 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a fav all-time zing & i realized that it is also going to be one that ages kind of poorly, which made me feel old

'what sticker?'

― D-40, Sunday, 26 February 2012 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

wow, you're right and had not occurred to me

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

less a zing on Kogan than All Saints doe

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 27 February 2012 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

Never Ever have I seen a zing so good

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 27 February 2012 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

I already dgi?

― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Monday, 27 February 2012 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

pullquote

― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Monday, 27 February 2012 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

jacket blurb

― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Monday, 27 February 2012 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

o rite.

― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Monday, 27 February 2012 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

I think you're like a cup of coffee
One day you're hot, then you turn cold and black.
Just like the song you loved; so Gothy,
More striking than a heart attack.

I just made that up. I am a genius.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, February 27, 2012 5:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not on the evidence

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, February 27, 2012

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

― jed_, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

doesn't playing dumb get boring after a while

― iatee, Thursday, March 15, 2012 4:11 PM (4 minutes ago)

doesn't BEING dumb get boring after a while?

― lex pretend, Thursday, March 15, 2012 4:12 PM

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 March 2012 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.tfrc.org/Content/10191/Nothing%20But%20net.gif

― flag post sitta (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 March 2012 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

See also: "I know you are but what are you?"

― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Friday, 16 March 2012 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

I just can't believe I fucked that up.

― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Friday, 16 March 2012 00:38 (fourteen years ago)

Imma take my hammer names Margo and walk into the river.

― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Friday, 16 March 2012 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

#topbanter.

Seriously hope all these cunts enjoy their community service.

― James Mitchell, Saturday, March 17, 2012 7:46 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i always find trolling twitter for thick, nasty people the natural reaction at times like these, so i am glad you are saving me the trouble by posting links. keep it up!

― caek, Saturday, March 17, 2012 7:49 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 17 March 2012 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

i would just like to point out to all the people in the EOY thread who were whining about there being fewer tracks for individual albums/tracks and that the people in the rolling threads were keeping the good shit from you that i have started, and i have seen started, a lot more individual-artist threads this year, and 90% of them have completely died. which is fine, it's expected and that's why we HAVE rolling threads, but i hope to see no more whining this year

― lex pretend, Friday, March 23, 2012 2:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You should have been a primary school teacher.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, March 23, 2012 3:04 AM Bookmark

― The Reverend, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

iceberrrrrrrrrrrrg

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

lettucccccce

― flopson, Saturday, 24 March 2012 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

seriously can't see myself watching anything involving this as a character

― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, March 26, 2012 1:13 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Another point in its favor.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Monday, March 26, 2012 1:14 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― horseshoe, Monday, 26 March 2012 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

― desk calendar white out (Matt P), Monday, 26 March 2012 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

about Buffy btw

― horseshoe, Monday, 26 March 2012 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

are u guys going to make me post The Homosexuals special from '67, or will you impress me with something serious this guy ever did besides ask Kirk Douglas tough questions?
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, April 9, 2012 3:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
whats the homo spesh
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Monday, April 9, 2012 3:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
2 homos with a side of steak fries.
― Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Monday, April 9, 2012 4:20 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ghostface protocollah (some dude), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:01 (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hall of fame, right there

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:04 (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's the decision to make them steak fries that puts it over the top for some reason.

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:06 (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:29 (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ irl lols @ this
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 7:20 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
A+
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, February 23, 2012 11:49 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
:D
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:37 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, February 24, 2012 9:35 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this...I love it.
aerosmith = hero
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 11:44 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
dying over here
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 4:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
beautiful
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 1, 2012 10:23 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hahah
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, March 5, 2012 12:41 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hooooly shit
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 8, 2012 1:31 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, March 10, 2012 12:30 AM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
<3
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, March 10, 2012 9:52 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
<3 this
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 1:33 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:35 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
<3
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:41 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hahahah dying
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 9:57 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
tis a beauty
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 12:31 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:34 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
awesome
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 3:33 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
aww
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:56 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
looool
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 6:18 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yaaaay
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 6:05 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
<3
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 23, 2012 2:28 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 7:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
brilliant
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 30, 2012 11:27 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hee hee
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 2, 2012 12:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hahah
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 2, 2012 1:14 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hahaha
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 11:30 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
cat otm
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 3:29 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, April 5, 2012 10:53 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
omg
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, April 7, 2012 1:04 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*applause*
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, April 7, 2012 2:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hall of fame, right there
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 9, 2012 5:04 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

exacting standards of the hall of fame committee ;)

― lag∞n, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:42 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 9 April 2012 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

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