zing

the sound of one cgi hand clapping

like i saw it sorta as:
...just waiting for the right ilxor and a bouquet of posies to make it OK that his daughter doesn't love him and he never climbed a mountain.

ok godammit i love morbs but this

l,r: dr. morbs, luckiest ilxor

― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 8:56 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually made me cackle

did not get the reference either bcz that's not a great film or anything

I'm much more like Walter Matthau in The Sunshine Boys btw, but re Ed Asner I do hate spunk

but you're gay

easy lay-up

he's said many times that jizz is gross though (/jizz.xls)

tbf I wouldn't mind being the kid, what with me being in the Dr. Morbius trainee program (no jizz)

did not get the reference either bcz that's not a great film or anything

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 9:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in what crazy fantasy world do you only remember or dwell on things you enjoy or admire

oh Morbz definitely remembers and dwells on things he doesn't enjoy or admire

r u sure tho

doesn't he post a lot about politics?

yeah i think hes really into obama or something iirc

lol'n p hard @ 'cineaste' rn
ok, 'ppl who've reevaluate their faves from pantsweeting days'
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, February 17, 2012 12:16 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Morbs, you can't be that far away from pants-wetting days again, can you?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 17, 2012 12:18 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not as lol as The Awful Truth, imho

giving up evthg cept I Love Baseball for Lent lookin better & better too

haven't you "quit" the political threads like 10 times?

I love u too

morbs you're supposed to sacrifice something you enjoy for Lent.

siiii-igggh, delilah

I hate Timberlake and even he's too talented to be in the cast of this show

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 19, 2012 10:07 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I knew there was something that you hated, Morbs. I just couldn't remember what it was.

― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, February 19, 2012 10:14 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your display name?

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 19, 2012 10:20 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

haaa

up. top.

I think my potential has been consistently compromised by things like putting my heart before my head, a rabid hatred of injustice, a distaste for competition, a seeming inability to refrain from speaking my mind, intolerance towards willful ignorance, a strong belief in meritocracy, a seeming inability to engage in b.s. asskissery, putting more emphasis on personal satisfaction than on money or material goods, etc., etc. All values which I gladly cling to but which largely deny the eeality of what our society has evolved into. Independent of any tendency towards functioning highly in a vacuum, those other qualities always seem to be the determining factors with respect to the ultimate fulfillment (or general lack thereof) of my potential. I don't think it's a thing that'll necessarily perpetuate itself indefinitely, but I think it's gonna require me finding a place in the world where my stupid emotion-driven idealism isn't an active detriment to my success.

― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, February 20, 2012 8:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hm maybe the problem is you?

― the late great, Monday, February 20, 2012 8:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not zing, tough love

potato potahtoe imo

ok DJ Mencap

wasn't meant to entertain fwiw

:(

I guess Morbo doesn't really care about Lent after all.

I think I heard and All Saints track once, and I think I liked it.
-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...)

one for the sticker

-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, September 25, 2006 6:43 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a fav all-time zing & i realized that it is also going to be one that ages kind of poorly, which made me feel old

'what sticker?'

wow, you're right and had not occurred to me

less a zing on Kogan than All Saints doe

Never Ever have I seen a zing so good

I already dgi?

pullquote

jacket blurb

o rite.

I think you're like a cup of coffee
One day you're hot, then you turn cold and black.
Just like the song you loved; so Gothy,
More striking than a heart attack.

I just made that up. I am a genius.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, February 27, 2012 5:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not on the evidence

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, February 27, 2012

<3

doesn't playing dumb get boring after a while

― iatee, Thursday, March 15, 2012 4:11 PM (4 minutes ago)

doesn't BEING dumb get boring after a while?

― lex pretend, Thursday, March 15, 2012 4:12 PM

http://www.tfrc.org/Content/10191/Nothing%20But%20net.gif

See also: "I know you are but what are you?"

I just can't believe I fucked that up.

Imma take my hammer names Margo and walk into the river.

#topbanter.

Seriously hope all these cunts enjoy their community service.

― James Mitchell, Saturday, March 17, 2012 7:46 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i always find trolling twitter for thick, nasty people the natural reaction at times like these, so i am glad you are saving me the trouble by posting links. keep it up!

― caek, Saturday, March 17, 2012 7:49 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i would just like to point out to all the people in the EOY thread who were whining about there being fewer tracks for individual albums/tracks and that the people in the rolling threads were keeping the good shit from you that i have started, and i have seen started, a lot more individual-artist threads this year, and 90% of them have completely died. which is fine, it's expected and that's why we HAVE rolling threads, but i hope to see no more whining this year

― lex pretend, Friday, March 23, 2012 2:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You should have been a primary school teacher.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, March 23, 2012 3:04 AM Bookmark

iceberrrrrrrrrrrrg

lettucccccce

seriously can't see myself watching anything involving this as a character

― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, March 26, 2012 1:13 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Another point in its favor.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Monday, March 26, 2012 1:14 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink