Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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Didn't Deion do a song with Nas on the Mortal Kombat soundtrack?

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

can we talk about what a homo joe theisman is rn?

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)

cap'n save-a-joe?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jamJ4-C_TME&search=carl%20lewis

― Dan (CARL LEWIS VIDEO) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:59 (twenty years ago)

dude wtf is yr probs with Joe T?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:09 (twenty years ago)

Ade's pissed that JT dissed Ricky Williams.

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:11 (twenty years ago)

joe said he thought ricky was a stand-up guy but he didn't want to be mentioned in the same breath as him when it came to football, how he was ashamed to be a former argonaut now that rw is signing with them, etc.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

oh well I give the guy leeway for saying dumb things, on account of the leg and all. So I kind of just zone out the words that come out of his mouth.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

allyzay in being save-a-nfl-bro non-shocker.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:26 (twenty years ago)

somebody should be all save-a-nfl-bored since it's got no new answers, btw.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

theismann isn't a horse, ally!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

his leg doesn't fuck up his brain!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

oh don't you even, ms. cap'n save-a-aussie-bro-with-shitty-beer!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

xp - Yeah, Theismann was clearly dumber than a rock to start with.

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

I don't really have anything to say on the NFL board right now. I've been too busy to really follow the intrigue of the off season closely :(

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

Coopers is NOT shitty beer! You're just cranky because I was sweet on the help.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:37 (twenty years ago)

you and every other girl there.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

And I debate this "Theismann isn't a horse" theory.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

I didn't say it was a good idea; even *I* know better.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

haha yeah i saw that 'former argo theismann speaks out' hed on espn a couple of days ago and roffled - do you really want to be reminding people you were a former argonaut???

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

whatever cap'n save-a-thread.

to jaxon obv.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:41 (twenty years ago)

Hah.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:41 (twenty years ago)

joe theismann is the closest thing the nfl has to an al bundy

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sportsposterwarehouse.com/warehouse/lt03pf-1.jpg http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20060521wAPbarbaroleg_450.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:44 (twenty years ago)

"joe theismann is the closest thing the nfl has to an al bundy"

dude what? i can think of some much better candidates

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.giants.com/uploads/players/56CAFBE9544B4D0BADFF5F70173E951F.jpg

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:12 (twenty years ago)

well in that he doesn't play anymore and has an overdeveloped legend! give hasselbeck five years.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:12 (twenty years ago)

boomer esiason = bud bundy
steve young = kelly bundy
kornheiser = peg

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:19 (twenty years ago)

dan fouts = buck

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

aikman = marcy

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:21 (twenty years ago)

jefferson = ryan leaf

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:21 (twenty years ago)

my checklist was 1) a profound failure in every facet of life 2) has appearance of man too tired to continue existing 3) would be fun to hang out with. i'm pretty sure i wouldn't wanna go to a strip club w/tim hasselbeck, but he has that air of impotence and resignation. i guess the question is, WHO IN THE NFL WOULD START NO MA'AM?

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/nomaam_t-shirt_link.jpg

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:24 (twenty years ago)

sterling sharpe =

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:25 (twenty years ago)

GAHAHA YES

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:27 (twenty years ago)

I thought about reviving the ILNFL board to note the passing of "Ironhead" Heyward, but only to make a "what's with this thingie??" joke.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 22:18 (twenty years ago)

DAN WHAT TEH FUCK?@?@??!??@?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:34 (twenty years ago)

WTF momus where do you get off giving Ned shit for having a supposedly "dated" haircut, it isnt as if you're some spring chicken with anything remotely resembling a decent haircut or facial hair, FFS.
-- Trayce (dish.i...), June 5th, 2006 5:14 PM. (trayce)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:34 (twenty years ago)

Captain-Save-A-Sideburnless-Ho

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:36 (twenty years ago)

i bet ned would get tons of clam if he just chopped some of that shit off tho.

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:47 (twenty years ago)

captain save a fro

― me and deluca (account), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:49 (twenty years ago)

oh, i dunno.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:50 (twenty years ago)

he would be less of a ned then, a pathetic shell of a ned

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:52 (twenty years ago)

ned new body

― renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 05:11 (twenty years ago)

the neds of love are CALL-ing!

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 05:45 (twenty years ago)

ALLYZAY

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:38 (twenty years ago)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)

world cup

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:06 (twenty years ago)

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