posts very much in character

cant avoid posting ic tbf

http://danielbejar.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/daniel-bejar-destroyer-in-coat-against-blue-wall-1.jpg

http://danielbejar.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/daniel-bejar-destroyer-in-coat-against-blue-wall-1.jpg

OK, here's the breakdown:

1 - Iceland is a UK supermarket chain that sells mainly frozen food.
2 - said food is stored in freezers with glass doors
3 - shoppers often leave the doors open instead of closing them properly
4 - consequently the temperature inside the freezers increases
5 - it's cold in the UK at the moment, so cold that it's colder than a freezer in Iceland that's been left with it's door open
6 - that's the joke
7 - wait that's not even a joke any more
8 - here's the real breakdown:
9 - <weeps uncontrollably>

The lol itself maybe wasn't a partic strong lol, maybe not so much a lol as a qs, but, and i don't wish to overdo the rhetorical q's, who among us has not bytimes posted 'lol' when tbf we have not lol'd and in fact may not have even smiled irl, merely noted internally a fleeting satisfaction at the juxtaposition or context presented us by the subject?

― flags post o fu (darraghmac), Thursday, February 2, 2012 1:56 PM (16 minutes ago)

v much so

(emphasizing the ajar freezers & coldness of iceland in a comparison where iceland is supposedly less cold)

of course if you actually leave a freezer open, the room will heat up.

tbh i had considered that snoball but it seemed weirdly oblique to consider the temperature inside the freezers when preaumably most visitors to iceland are not inside the freezers.....altho i guess u are envisaging a situation where the whole store is ambiently refrigerated and could in some sense be its own freezer

ledge that could be right but subjectively id guess iceland shoppers would feeeel cooler and probably say brrrr if a freezer was wide open next to them, tho obv snoball is privileging the temperature perception of the food items resident in freezers such as ice cream tubs or frozen chips

snoball obv inside the freezer, of necessity?

that would be if he was vmic but many itt will think him vmnic

like a snoball in a hell of semantic whimsy

throwaway snoball pun

This argument is just snoballing out of control...

icy what u did there

Expecting an avalanche of criticism tbh.

tbh im chill w/ alienating the right ppl with faux naif recursive questioning but clogging the vmic thread with snow puns might alienate the wrong ppl

The precipitation of this thread into laboured snow-based puns is regrettable

that's cold, man.

Don't be a flake.

It's snow joke...

guys

they'll stop when hell freezes over

jesus is there a single thread that british people cant fuck up

very much in character/summarize ilx/truthbombs/zing/etc

max always gets the menial jobs on the content farm

oh he's a slam poet, i get it now

― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 September 2011 22:33 (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

lol

was rebirth brass band's grammy win televised? i'm guessing not.

― the third kind of dubstep (Jordan), Sunday, February 12, 2012 8:16 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

very much

Then there's that tale where someone's ears started bleeding at a Prurient gig.
― mcd (mcd), Friday, August 19, 2005 6:47 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There's that tale where there was statuatory rape at prurient gig....
― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, August 19, 2005 6:49 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

??

inside noiseball

u forgot to log out bro

brodaka

we we wish to penetrate the noiseball

we we

REBOOTING...

lol @ that almost rich article

kinda wish everyone profiled in it was murdered

― (_()_) (Lamp), Thursday, February 16, 2012 1:16 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feel bad for them because they r so close to being rich but not rich must be horrible

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 16, 2012 1:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also based on his website his artistic ideal seems to be modeled after this Earthbound sprite http://www.videogamesprites.net/Earthbound/NPCs/Townsfolk/Men/Bodyguard%20-%20Walk%20(Front).gif

― plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:59 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

awful thread

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, February 18, 2012 4:23 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doing a search for "workout pants" on Amazon is an unexpectedly delightful experience.

― omar 13337713 (Leee), Monday, February 20, 2012 6:41 PM (6 minutes ago)

goes to show how vicious the cycle of hatred is that things escalated from "Floyd Mayweather says something pretty racist about Jeremy Lin" to "Jenny Hyun says a lot of even more horrifying racist things about all black people" to "entire internet turns up misogyny + racism guns to full blast"

― plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Sunday, February 19, 2012 3:00 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, I know.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/126/314/3cd8a33a.png?1306264975

― Lindsay NAGL (Trayce), Sunday, February 19, 2012 3:26 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha :D

she has multiple multicolored clitorises

― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 1:50 PM Bookmark

the lost lyric to "Lydia the Tattooed Lady" i presume

clitorii

a murder of clits

a pride of clits

if they're multicoloured, a dazzle of clits

for full circle's sake, a skittle