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your grandfather was nearly 100 when he sired your father?

― dayo, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 11:40 (fourteen years ago)

dad's grandfather

― tumblring dice (crüt), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 11:43 (fourteen years ago)

That is pretty wild, Omar.

My wife's dad was three years older than my grandfather.

― pplains, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

whaaao

I dated someone whose father turned 75 while we were together, that is the largest age gap I've been close to

― mh, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

my friend who's 25, his father is like... 86?

― dayo, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

It's going to be great when someone 100 years from now becomes a surrogate mother to an embryo fertilized by George W. Bush.

― pplains, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGDTfoVyr5Y#!

― markers, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

JUST HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT

― markers, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

my dad was born in '46, my grandfather in '00, my great-grandfather in the 1850s. i'm sure there's a matthew brady daguerreotype lying around the house somewhere showing him as a teenager.

― omar little, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

my parents were a little older when they had me, and they were both younger kids in their families. it always kinda weirded me out when other kids would talk about going to see their great-grandparents. like i didn't think that should be possible.

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, February 1, 2012 9:38 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i posted this in the diddy dirty money thread 2 hours ago

anyway, that's my story, thx.

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, or like, when someone's grandma would be as old as my mom. Gave me the shivers; both because it made my mom seem too old and their grandma not old enough.

― beachville, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

I met my great-grandmother for the first time at my grandfather's funeral (her son.)

He was 70 and she was 85. If my family had tired a little harder, we could've had like six generations in this last century.

― pplains, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

sonic guy is like the anti-fire-in-the-hole; love him.

― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

that giorgio guy's awesome

― dave cool it (stevie), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

he ordered cheddar tots but he's getting laid

― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

trax 2012

― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

haha otm; fuck a nyancat

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/427732_293441540712876_260338560689841_822126_1723924748_n.jpg

― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/siRfk.gif

― am0n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpqqycJiaq8

― am0n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

9/11 ruined flying planes into buildings for everyone.

― pplains, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lys2ng3EWB1qiphs4o1_500.png

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

looooool

― dayo, Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

guys look more like rosemary really

― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

Belongs on this thread.

celebrity doubles: lookalikes and impersonators

― pplains, Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

oh wait a minute, this one: lookalikes

― pplains, Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

I have no idea which of those three is supposed to be the lookalike

― mh, Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:49 (fourteen years ago)

guy on the right is dawkins obv, middle buscemi, left clooney

― is it hrostep? (cozen), Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

I've literally had the worst day at work in quite some time and that picture is giving me giggle fits. Afternoon made.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

losing it at fried-egg face

― jed_, Friday, 3 February 2012 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/427187_10100373467425295_357260851_n.jpg

― like Amy Winehouse (not how should looks currently, obviously) (NZA), Friday, 3 February 2012 05:14 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWYvKekxSsg

― i will see u later. (am0n), Friday, 3 February 2012 05:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9220/sataniststarfail.jpg

― bs and 'Why Do You Listen To Frog?' (DJ Mencap), Friday, 3 February 2012 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

had to google the muso joke up there, it led me to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uub0z8wJfhU

― ●-● (ledge), Friday, 3 February 2012 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

stupid peice of shit

― Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Friday, 3 February 2012 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

awes

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

ha, way to take it like a real pro

― the arm (NZA), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

i love his brief "this fuckin guy, amirite" look when he's done.

and the brow mop. very slavic.

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

love that guy.

― jed_, Friday, 3 February 2012 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noBIGSV-3D0

― i will see u later. (am0n), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9EP6U0BBrA

― pplains, Friday, 3 February 2012 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

last time i went to a movie theater some guys iphone went off during a rly quiet part and it was a submarine diving alarm sound for extra obnoxiousness

― i will see u later. (am0n), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

or this one rather

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoX7vd30zq8

― i will see u later. (am0n), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

will always love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcoe3PboY_Y

― pplains, Friday, 3 February 2012 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

and this is dad humor for the new decade but whatev

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYulF6Lhq2Q

― pplains, Friday, 3 February 2012 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://footage.shutterstock.com/clip-375922-stock-footage-bear-toy-computer.html

― dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

had no idea shutterstock sold stock footage

there goes the rest of my morning

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://footage.shutterstock.com/search/?query=sexy+female+dj

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

i'll go ready that "shuttercock" dn in advance i guess

― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 February 2012 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KGlBHyVeYU

― dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

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