Damage ContrLOLz

i was kinda confused seeing that pic itt because the guy on the bench sorta looks like zs?, like ONLY A LITTLE BIT & obv zs, way smarter, not homeless, it was just confusing to me

the best part is that each dollar bill has a number and an explanation

like if the cumulative effect of all this insidious and evil shit done by presidents is 12 dollars and a few pieces of paper on the ground, I guess america came out pretty good!

all the presidents' hands remind me of that time when jack donaghy is making a corporate video & doesn't know how to stand or pose or gesture

http://youtu.be/piUb5dgTl84

that artist's page is infuriating, when you scroll over someone's face and the little info box pops up on the right there's no way to scroll down without accidentally hovering your mouse over something else

oh wait it scrolls on its own, i guess i just read too fast

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/423996_10151210292985262_696860261_22605623_1795920694_n.jpg

http://riversmeeting.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/pic28768.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/cKkBGh.jpg

hmpf

just kidding! <3 pugloaf

oh my god! that's amazing.

http://i.imgur.com/e92nS.jpg

lol uncanny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0

That should not be that funny. Holy hell.

Man Rick Perry looks rough there.

also classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2oZWpqtNi4

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I rule the underworld, guy

i gotta motorcycle and a sleeping bag

i've written so much about bands that worship manson, but i will never understand the appeal...

he'd be small potatoes if they hadn't killed celebrities

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

lol

refusing to move my bookmark from Matt's post so that I keep coming back and rereading am0n's transcription

me too

http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/01/to-my-old-master.html

xpost to passive aggressive notes

That's a good one, but it's also sparked a pet peeve of mine.

I don't want to be all "oh, I knew about the Yao meme face before reddit did", but this true story has been around for at least two years. It certainly isn't "newly discovered" as Yahoo said on its front page today.

Last week, my Facebook news feed was blowing up with "omg, John Tyler's GRANDCHILDREN are still alive!" Yeah, I know. I don't expect it to be common knowledge, but it drives me crazy how Yahoo or reddit or Fark flip through a trivia book randomly and "newly discover" these neat stories.

I guess I don't mind since not everyone reads these things the first time they're reported, but the shelf life of a story on the Internet needs to start getting a little longer in the tooth.

Yeah I hadn't seen this before so it's new to me.

it will always be sb to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk

http://www.avclub.com/articles/terrifying-horse-mask-has-the-greatest-customer-im,68579/

ok lol that may be better than the 20th century fox theme

serious, painful lols at melodica jpark cover

reminded me of this classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGwwJEE7k48

uh oh I'm missing uh oh I'm having a fantasy's post

attn ilx user hi dere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UUPEo849_s

Last week, my Facebook news feed was blowing up with "omg, John Tyler's GRANDCHILDREN are still alive!" Yeah, I know. I don't expect it to be common knowledge, but it drives me crazy how Yahoo or reddit or Fark flip through a trivia book randomly and "newly discover" these neat stories.

― pplains

not nearly as 'amazing' but my dad's grandfather was born around 1850 and my dad's only 65, i figure stuff like that must be common.

your grandfather was nearly 100 when he sired your father?

dad's grandfather

That is pretty wild, Omar.

My wife's dad was three years older than my grandfather.

whaaao

I dated someone whose father turned 75 while we were together, that is the largest age gap I've been close to

my friend who's 25, his father is like... 86?

It's going to be great when someone 100 years from now becomes a surrogate mother to an embryo fertilized by George W. Bush.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGDTfoVyr5Y#!

JUST HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT

my dad was born in '46, my grandfather in '00, my great-grandfather in the 1850s. i'm sure there's a matthew brady daguerreotype lying around the house somewhere showing him as a teenager.

my parents were a little older when they had me, and they were both younger kids in their families. it always kinda weirded me out when other kids would talk about going to see their great-grandparents. like i didn't think that should be possible.

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, February 1, 2012 9:38 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i posted this in the diddy dirty money thread 2 hours ago

anyway, that's my story, thx.