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― scott seward, Saturday, 28 January 2012 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

why is bush on the democrats side

― dayo, Saturday, 28 January 2012 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

why doesn't the guy on the bench pick up some of the free cash on the ground

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Saturday, 28 January 2012 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

zachary taylor in the very back, masturbating furiously

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Saturday, 28 January 2012 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

idgi

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:15 (fourteen years ago)

nothing to get, just a suspicion

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:17 (fourteen years ago)

no, i dont get the painting

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

oh, well that i can explain i think. an unexpected scene developed friday night as president barack obama saw a destitute man on a bench in front of the white house and did not care at all. as every president in the history of the united states quickly gathered around, a group including some founding fathers, ronald reagan and abraham lincolin expressed outrage at obama's indifference. the president took the constitution in his hands, said "it's words on paper. to hell with this pathetic "country". speaking for america, let me apologize to the rest of the world, and particularly europe, for our actions over the last hundred years. i love the united nations and want a one world government", and then stood defiantly on top of the priceless document. a gang of badboys including bill clinton, george w bush, a miraculously sturdy franklin delano roosevelt and his distant cousin theodore roosevelt, stood behind obama in support, clapping loudly and using foul language. mysteriously, a large number of dollar bills covered the ground between the presidents, destitute man, and the loose pages of the constitution. no one thought to collect them and give them to the man on the bench.

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:29 (fourteen years ago)

that pic is old btw

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:50 (fourteen years ago)

but that pic was made well into the nanosecond internet news cycle so like an hour after the pic was made someone made a replica where everyone was a demon from a bad acid trip

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:52 (fourteen years ago)

Okay, got it now.

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 January 2012 06:08 (fourteen years ago)

I love that painting so much & I like to imagine the deep meaning that is probably supposed to be attached to the placing + posturing of each President

― crüt, Sunday, 29 January 2012 08:06 (fourteen years ago)

why is Andrew Jackson pointing at Lincoln?

― crüt, Sunday, 29 January 2012 08:11 (fourteen years ago)

jfk's placement & angry pointing is my favorite

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 29 January 2012 08:23 (fourteen years ago)

Jackson is poking at Lincoln to point out what Zachary Taylor is up to in the back.

― warren harding (Zachary Taylor), Sunday, 29 January 2012 08:26 (fourteen years ago)

JFK is bemused, not angry imo.

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 January 2012 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

drunk imo

― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 29 January 2012 13:31 (fourteen years ago)

W. is like "poor homeless man, I'm sorry my successor has done this to you"

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 January 2012 13:37 (fourteen years ago)

Woodrow Wilson is like fuck yeah we're getting shit done

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 January 2012 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

Most amazing thing about painting: FDR CAN WALK!

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Sunday, 29 January 2012 14:06 (fourteen years ago)

There's a person-by-person explanation by the artist, but it's nowhere near as good as ZS'.

http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/view_zoom/?artpiece_id=379

― pplains, Sunday, 29 January 2012 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

i was kinda confused seeing that pic itt because the guy on the bench sorta looks like zs?, like ONLY A LITTLE BIT & obv zs, way smarter, not homeless, it was just confusing to me

― quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Sunday, 29 January 2012 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

the best part is that each dollar bill has a number and an explanation

like if the cumulative effect of all this insidious and evil shit done by presidents is 12 dollars and a few pieces of paper on the ground, I guess america came out pretty good!

― dayo, Sunday, 29 January 2012 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

all the presidents' hands remind me of that time when jack donaghy is making a corporate video & doesn't know how to stand or pose or gesture

― quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Sunday, 29 January 2012 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/piUb5dgTl84

― quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Sunday, 29 January 2012 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

that artist's page is infuriating, when you scroll over someone's face and the little info box pops up on the right there's no way to scroll down without accidentally hovering your mouse over something else

― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Monday, 30 January 2012 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

oh wait it scrolls on its own, i guess i just read too fast

― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Monday, 30 January 2012 00:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/423996_10151210292985262_696860261_22605623_1795920694_n.jpg

― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Monday, 30 January 2012 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://riversmeeting.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/pic28768.jpg

― jed_, Monday, 30 January 2012 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/cKkBGh.jpg

― omar little, Monday, 30 January 2012 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

hmpf

― ENBB, Monday, 30 January 2012 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

just kidding! <3 pugloaf

― ENBB, Monday, 30 January 2012 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

oh my god! that's amazing.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 30 January 2012 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/e92nS.jpg

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 30 January 2012 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

lol uncanny

― ENBB, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0

― am0n, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

That should not be that funny. Holy hell.

― ENBB, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

Man Rick Perry looks rough there.

― pplains, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

also classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2oZWpqtNi4

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 30 January 2012 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

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― pplains, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

I rule the underworld, guy

― frogBaSeball (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

i gotta motorcycle and a sleeping bag

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

i've written so much about bands that worship manson, but i will never understand the appeal...

― dave cool it (stevie), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 07:21 (fourteen years ago)

he'd be small potatoes if they hadn't killed celebrities

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 08:57 (fourteen years ago)

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

― am0n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― ENBB, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 14:17 (fourteen years ago)

refusing to move my bookmark from Matt's post so that I keep coming back and rereading am0n's transcription

― mh, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

me too

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/01/to-my-old-master.html

― Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

xpost to passive aggressive notes

― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

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