zing

you're bad at jokes

either way that was the least important part of that post, i didn't want to offend anyone who actually majored in liberal arts or whatever

lol the one group you're actually concerned about offending are liberal arts major?

why r u guys so mad at baby psychology idgi

^^^^^^^^^

see Matt, it's not so hard

genuine pity in my heart for u guys

mixed with a tinge of contempt of course

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, February 7, 2012 6:40 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow the shoe is on the other foot for once

― judith, Tuesday, February 7, 2012 6:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thought that said "u gays"

eh that was a stupid thing to post

was that from the gay thread or something else?

I saw the first season of Storage Wars. Went down easy. They did a brilliant job eliding over the economic realities driving the show.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 14, 2012 3:53 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also the fact that it takes place during wartime

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Tuesday, February 14, 2012 3:58 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dr Morbius is just waiting for the right ilxor and a bunch of balloons to make it OK that his wife died and he never traveled.

― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies),

1. I don't really understand that
2. I don't think that really applies to Morbs
3. I am stealing that the first chance I get

http://www.3dm3.com/video/images/up2_01.jpg

l,r: dr. morbs, luckiest ilxor

ohhhhh,up! I thought that was like the world's most abstract and beautiful scenario and it was just a pixar movie.
This happens to me all the time.

I thought that was like the world's most abstract and beautiful scenario and it was just a pixar movie.

this is a koan

the sound of one cgi hand clapping

like i saw it sorta as:
...just waiting for the right ilxor and a bouquet of posies to make it OK that his daughter doesn't love him and he never climbed a mountain.

ok godammit i love morbs but this

l,r: dr. morbs, luckiest ilxor

― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 8:56 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually made me cackle

did not get the reference either bcz that's not a great film or anything

I'm much more like Walter Matthau in The Sunshine Boys btw, but re Ed Asner I do hate spunk

but you're gay

easy lay-up

he's said many times that jizz is gross though (/jizz.xls)

tbf I wouldn't mind being the kid, what with me being in the Dr. Morbius trainee program (no jizz)

did not get the reference either bcz that's not a great film or anything

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, February 15, 2012 9:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in what crazy fantasy world do you only remember or dwell on things you enjoy or admire

oh Morbz definitely remembers and dwells on things he doesn't enjoy or admire

r u sure tho

doesn't he post a lot about politics?

yeah i think hes really into obama or something iirc

lol'n p hard @ 'cineaste' rn
ok, 'ppl who've reevaluate their faves from pantsweeting days'
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, February 17, 2012 12:16 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Morbs, you can't be that far away from pants-wetting days again, can you?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 17, 2012 12:18 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not as lol as The Awful Truth, imho

giving up evthg cept I Love Baseball for Lent lookin better & better too

haven't you "quit" the political threads like 10 times?

I love u too

morbs you're supposed to sacrifice something you enjoy for Lent.

siiii-igggh, delilah

I hate Timberlake and even he's too talented to be in the cast of this show

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 19, 2012 10:07 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I knew there was something that you hated, Morbs. I just couldn't remember what it was.

― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, February 19, 2012 10:14 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your display name?

― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, February 19, 2012 10:20 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

haaa

up. top.

I think my potential has been consistently compromised by things like putting my heart before my head, a rabid hatred of injustice, a distaste for competition, a seeming inability to refrain from speaking my mind, intolerance towards willful ignorance, a strong belief in meritocracy, a seeming inability to engage in b.s. asskissery, putting more emphasis on personal satisfaction than on money or material goods, etc., etc. All values which I gladly cling to but which largely deny the eeality of what our society has evolved into. Independent of any tendency towards functioning highly in a vacuum, those other qualities always seem to be the determining factors with respect to the ultimate fulfillment (or general lack thereof) of my potential. I don't think it's a thing that'll necessarily perpetuate itself indefinitely, but I think it's gonna require me finding a place in the world where my stupid emotion-driven idealism isn't an active detriment to my success.

― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, February 20, 2012 8:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hm maybe the problem is you?

― the late great, Monday, February 20, 2012 8:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not zing, tough love

potato potahtoe imo

ok DJ Mencap

wasn't meant to entertain fwiw

:(

I guess Morbo doesn't really care about Lent after all.

I think I heard and All Saints track once, and I think I liked it.
-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...)

one for the sticker

-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, September 25, 2006 6:43 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a fav all-time zing & i realized that it is also going to be one that ages kind of poorly, which made me feel old

'what sticker?'

wow, you're right and had not occurred to me

less a zing on Kogan than All Saints doe

Never Ever have I seen a zing so good