Damage ContrLOLz

Been trying not to post every one of them I see. Difficult.

I know!! There were so many I could have put here.

BH Ideas

"bill hitchert" will laugh at cripples next.

http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/wave.jpg

whoa totally missed the BH Ideas discussion. Oops. Yeah shit is hilar.

There's def an art to the facebook profile photo display, the way people will reupload the same or only slightly altered image, the way it provides a chronological history of how someone has decided to present themselves to the world

also don't know how i missed this one http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxh5tQ53M1qc8awpo1_1280.png
pp linked to but its just ... incredible. so funny

deej i meant to ask you where you first came accross it-- seems dude's spot hasnt been blown yet

a friend linked it directly on facebook.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuu4vQ3k61qc8awpo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1327620140&Signature=UT7BDhJG4472FTdHWU3ISSG1nbI%3D

that pic looks like he has a ponytail bound w/flowers sprouting from the back of his head

lol

lol

that one really mystifies me.

That guy looks so so much like this man that used to frequent my parents' old bar it's unreal. Freaks me out every time I look at it and I've actually done so wondering if maybe that guy didn't have some secret life and fake identity or something. So weird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ykwqXuMPsoc

more good because i like narwhals in general.

Ronald listed Ina Jesika as his sister.

Ronald Boole that really touched my heart ina u have always been really special to ronald!
January 22 at 5:33pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ozoTzkCeO-A

Z S you need to get to work on that^^

i expect at least 3 dozen gifs by sun up

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/396036_318919311486475_100001052272685_1003045_68283013_n.jpg

why is bush on the democrats side

why doesn't the guy on the bench pick up some of the free cash on the ground

zachary taylor in the very back, masturbating furiously

idgi

nothing to get, just a suspicion

no, i dont get the painting

oh, well that i can explain i think. an unexpected scene developed friday night as president barack obama saw a destitute man on a bench in front of the white house and did not care at all. as every president in the history of the united states quickly gathered around, a group including some founding fathers, ronald reagan and abraham lincolin expressed outrage at obama's indifference. the president took the constitution in his hands, said "it's words on paper. to hell with this pathetic "country". speaking for america, let me apologize to the rest of the world, and particularly europe, for our actions over the last hundred years. i love the united nations and want a one world government", and then stood defiantly on top of the priceless document. a gang of badboys including bill clinton, george w bush, a miraculously sturdy franklin delano roosevelt and his distant cousin theodore roosevelt, stood behind obama in support, clapping loudly and using foul language. mysteriously, a large number of dollar bills covered the ground between the presidents, destitute man, and the loose pages of the constitution. no one thought to collect them and give them to the man on the bench.

that pic is old btw

but that pic was made well into the nanosecond internet news cycle so like an hour after the pic was made someone made a replica where everyone was a demon from a bad acid trip

Okay, got it now.

I love that painting so much & I like to imagine the deep meaning that is probably supposed to be attached to the placing + posturing of each President

why is Andrew Jackson pointing at Lincoln?

jfk's placement & angry pointing is my favorite

Jackson is poking at Lincoln to point out what Zachary Taylor is up to in the back.

JFK is bemused, not angry imo.

drunk imo

W. is like "poor homeless man, I'm sorry my successor has done this to you"

Woodrow Wilson is like fuck yeah we're getting shit done

Most amazing thing about painting: FDR CAN WALK!

There's a person-by-person explanation by the artist, but it's nowhere near as good as ZS'.

http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/view_zoom/?artpiece_id=379

i was kinda confused seeing that pic itt because the guy on the bench sorta looks like zs?, like ONLY A LITTLE BIT & obv zs, way smarter, not homeless, it was just confusing to me

the best part is that each dollar bill has a number and an explanation

like if the cumulative effect of all this insidious and evil shit done by presidents is 12 dollars and a few pieces of paper on the ground, I guess america came out pretty good!

all the presidents' hands remind me of that time when jack donaghy is making a corporate video & doesn't know how to stand or pose or gesture

http://youtu.be/piUb5dgTl84

that artist's page is infuriating, when you scroll over someone's face and the little info box pops up on the right there's no way to scroll down without accidentally hovering your mouse over something else

oh wait it scrolls on its own, i guess i just read too fast

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/423996_10151210292985262_696860261_22605623_1795920694_n.jpg

http://riversmeeting.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/pic28768.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/cKkBGh.jpg

hmpf