posts very much in character

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/Alan-Smith_25483141.jpg

just a friendly reminder that the official language of "posts very much in character" is english, not soccer. thanks. :)

; - )

is that a wink or an 'an english football fan took my eye out with a dart' i can never remember tbh

what is a 'dart'

what is a 'snooker'

I had to, like, open the bruise up, and let some of the bruise blood come out to show them

Oh christ you just gave me flashbacks to my high school dissertation/speech on minimalism I did.

..interestingly that is impossible to find on youtube in its original form.

i'd make fun of this guy but jesus christ he reminds me of myself and i'm kind of uncomfortable with this

― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Wednesday, January 25, 2012 8:51 PM Bookmark

I'm not willfully misunderstanding anything. I don't understand.

― beachville, Friday, January 27, 2012 9:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

every time i read this thread title i keep thinking AEI is asking how big your ass is

― Neanderthal, Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:41 PM (13 seconds ago)

weird, someone visited my page 15 mins ago who were listening to http://www.last.fm/music/Astronautalis

― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, January 30, 2012 6:31 AM (40 minutes ago)

lol

likeable often confounds me as well
― Hungry4Ass, Monday, January 30, 2012

Okay, I like "Till The World Ends," it's a great single. But I gotta say, WTF. I heard 526 albums last year better than that.

― Fastnbulbous, Wednesday, February 1, 2012 3:26 PM (3 hours ago)

A few of the many not-great albums that are still better than Britney's - Bon Iver, Atari Teenage Riot, Fountains Of Wayne, Coldplay, Hercules And Love Affair, Vivian Girls, Social Distortion, Deerhoof, Kaiser Chiefs, R.E.M., Paul Simon, The Cars, Lonely Island, Blondie, Gomez, Red Hot Chili Peppers...

― Fastnbulbous, Wednesday, February 1, 2012 3:31 PM (3 hours ago)

I'm not surprised Britain's colder than Iceland - people keep leaving the freezer doors open in there.

― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Thursday, 2 February 2012 10:38 (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

vmic + lol

...

haha

?

http://comeheretome.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/iceland.jpg

yeah i got that, just not nakh's expressive pause

ah, soz

maybe nakh didn't get it

am thinking nakh didn't get "vmic"? i didn't (sorry dmac)

nah he posted before me to indicate comprehension, then afterwards to indicate........something. I want answers dammit

vmic

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsM/25909.gif

p sure nakh pioneered vmic!

FULL E/INQUIRY

Nemanja Vmic

dname of note, that

nv iirc?

the ellipses were cuz u said lol and vmic in the vmic thread hence redundant also cuz im not sure to what extent the lol is derived from it just being vvvvmic or from the vmnic logical flaws (emphasizing the ajar freezers & coldness of iceland in a comparison where iceland is supposedly less cold) or maybe for the suggestion that such expressions of the travails of everyday suburbia are really phatic expressions of minor disquiet and their value is not in reason but in the utterance alone

this post brought to u in association with sarahels aspiewatch 2k12

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._.

I don't get the freezer joke(?)...

Are United Kingdomians known for leaving the freezer door open?

the lol, iirc, (for who can hold an ephemeral emotion such as lol in their mind for long) was indeed a separate entity from the lol of the vvvmicness of the original pun, hence the decision/whim (i wont say 'need' tbh) to catalogue it as was.

The lol itself maybe wasn't a partic strong lol, maybe not so much a lol as a qs, but, and i don't wish to overdo the rhetorical q's, who among us has not bytimes posted 'lol' when tbf we have not lol'd and in fact may not have even smiled irl, merely noted internally a fleeting satisfaction at the juxtaposition or context presented us by the subject?

I don't get the freezer joke(?)...

― Tuomas, Thursday, 2 February 2012 13:54 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are United Kingdomians known for leaving the freezer door open?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 2 February 2012 13:55 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You're not supposed to post your own VMICs here.

Are United Kingdomians known for leaving the freezer door open?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 2 February 2012 13:55 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it's a condition known as 'bejam', hence:

http://www.iceland.co.uk/_assets/images/cache/autoxauto/123.jpg

cant avoid posting ic tbf

http://danielbejar.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/daniel-bejar-destroyer-in-coat-against-blue-wall-1.jpg

http://danielbejar.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/daniel-bejar-destroyer-in-coat-against-blue-wall-1.jpg

OK, here's the breakdown:

1 - Iceland is a UK supermarket chain that sells mainly frozen food.
2 - said food is stored in freezers with glass doors
3 - shoppers often leave the doors open instead of closing them properly
4 - consequently the temperature inside the freezers increases
5 - it's cold in the UK at the moment, so cold that it's colder than a freezer in Iceland that's been left with it's door open
6 - that's the joke
7 - wait that's not even a joke any more
8 - here's the real breakdown:
9 - <weeps uncontrollably>

The lol itself maybe wasn't a partic strong lol, maybe not so much a lol as a qs, but, and i don't wish to overdo the rhetorical q's, who among us has not bytimes posted 'lol' when tbf we have not lol'd and in fact may not have even smiled irl, merely noted internally a fleeting satisfaction at the juxtaposition or context presented us by the subject?

― flags post o fu (darraghmac), Thursday, February 2, 2012 1:56 PM (16 minutes ago)

v much so

(emphasizing the ajar freezers & coldness of iceland in a comparison where iceland is supposedly less cold)

of course if you actually leave a freezer open, the room will heat up.

tbh i had considered that snoball but it seemed weirdly oblique to consider the temperature inside the freezers when preaumably most visitors to iceland are not inside the freezers.....altho i guess u are envisaging a situation where the whole store is ambiently refrigerated and could in some sense be its own freezer

ledge that could be right but subjectively id guess iceland shoppers would feeeel cooler and probably say brrrr if a freezer was wide open next to them, tho obv snoball is privileging the temperature perception of the food items resident in freezers such as ice cream tubs or frozen chips

snoball obv inside the freezer, of necessity?

that would be if he was vmic but many itt will think him vmnic

like a snoball in a hell of semantic whimsy