final lolution

After weeks of preparations for the largest sex event of its kind in Israel, organizers were forced to cancel it this week due to pubic pressure and threats exerted on the owner of the venue where the sex fest was to take place.

good find

http://www.imagemanagement.ws/

".ws" should be the domain suffix for would smash threads

is that real or the most elaborate interweb in-joke ever?

IMAGE MANAGEMENT
MASTERS OF THE WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.flatbushgardens.net > view video

are those rehabbed project homes or what?

WE CAN BUILD ON SOMTHING

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They have gangs there was a woman was...

You would think you lived there for...

THE WERE SO MANY DEAD...

i'm totally missing the lol in the video itself, cram.

hamfisted attempts at boondoggling naive midwesterners into moving to the projects - coded language abt the neighborhood - subway commute time lies - explanation of the unlimited metro card - generally inept filmmaking/salesmanship

more of a wry chuckle than anything i guess

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i did have a wry chuckle

hamfisted attempts at boondoggling naive midwesterners into moving to the projects - coded language abt the neighborhood - subway commute time lies - explanation of the unlimited metro card - generally inept filmmaking/salesmanship

more of a wry chuckle than anything i guess

― ice cr?m, Saturday, January 10, 2009 4:19 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i loved how they used barrel-distorting extra-wide lenses to sell those tiny apartments

and they still looked tiny and shitty!

the apts want to be bigger and nicer like how the neighborhood wants to improve and that guy wants to not be an idiot

lol troo

it's funny that they're so upfront about how their testimonials are from non-native hayseeds too

like who's opinion am i going to trust about nyc apartments, seasoned nyers or wide-eyed joes who just moved there from buttfuck iowa

also lol @ directing their campaign at new transplants as no one who knows anything abt the city would choose to live there

they should have testimonials from locals

"i used to be terrified to go w/in three blocks of that place - now an actual white couple lives there!"

"the 4/5 is only is an hour to midtown!"

"we got mcdonalds and chinese takeout..."

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these people are walking toward manhattan

hamfisted attempts at boondoggling naive midwesterners into moving to the projects - coded language abt the neighborhood - subway commute time lies - explanation of the unlimited metro card - generally inept filmmaking/salesmanship

more of a wry chuckle than anything i guess

― ice cr?m, Saturday, January 10, 2009 10:19 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no butthurt-o but eat a dicc dog, there are projects in the midwest trying to convince naive suburbanite yuppies to move into also -- i dont believe for 1 minute the naive burbanites of the east coast are any more savvy

im very protective of the naive midwestern brothers & sisters

i think the point is that it's completely unsavvy

"hamfisted attempts"

everyone from the east coast is savvier than everyone from the midwest duh

everyone from the midwest is savvy as everyone from the east coast cuz they used to live there, then moved west and got even more rugged --

were like the frontiersman's east coaster

no one from the east coast moves to the midwest - maybe some people from the midwest move back after they cant hack it or whatever...

for a city with a near-zero crime rate and a huge % of american jobs u nyc-ers sure do like to talk about how rough it is there

dude u tryn figure out how to pay for fancy dinners and coke on 80k a/year and see youll be runnin back to chicago

so east coasters dont move to the midwest bcuz they like to throw their money away -- economic shitbin thread suddenly makes so much sense

yr not realizing this til now kinda proves my point abt midwestern naivety

no one from the east coast moves to the midwest

yeah this is provably bullshit

not to be a dicc, deej, but all of these posts are basically butthurt 101

haha also true

do people in the midwest now spell dick d-i-c-c? because when i lived there they didn't.

Good luck usa

welcome to 2009 Que

guys i think they were just playin

ppl generally don't use swears around here so you gotta find out what they mean and how to spell 'em on the internet or whatever, which is bound to turn up some spurious information

dom they got cajunsquirrelengland.jpg over us, and I heard Marcello was back on the boards too

i was just playing back there but to be completely 100% serious i cant think of one person i grew up w/in boston who moved to the midwest other than for lol college - im sure this is mostly abt my social cohort and general migration patterns for the whole country that favor all the other regions besides the midwest - but i still think theres something abt an east coast* mindstate that cant deal in midwesterness

*by east coast i mean the northeast obvs

not to be a dicc, deej, but all of these posts are basically butthurt 101

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Saturday, January 10, 2009 3:04 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hey dudes i was just dicc-in' around -- im probably moving to nyc in the next year or so -- that said nyc is where you go to make it, then you move where you actually want to live once you are successful

unless u make it in one of those new york specific industries - be careful dude its a trap

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