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i want a gun

i just got home to brohio and my apartment smells like a basement. i'm not sure why but it could be mouse turds that i can't see. also i didn't wash my sheets before i left (i didn't think they were that dirty anyway) so my room smells like a gym locker and my hott landlord just had to come over because the gas got turned off so i had to tell him it smelled like mice or basements and i'm afraid he thought it was me. also my stovetop was incredibly dirty because that's the one thing i fucking HATE to clean (it just doesn't get clean, all that baked on crap). i'm pretty sure he didn't mind that but i hate when people might find out you are a dirtbag.

once i left some dirty dishes on the counter and didn't wash them because the sink was clogged for a couple days and after it got fixed i got really really busy and had no time to clean them and they got fruit fly eggs in them :( i've learned my lesson, though

― nazi bikini (harbl), Saturday, 6 January 2007 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I just found a plate with saran wrapped pieces of cake on it buried under stuff in the back seat of my car.

The best case scenario places it at December 15th (2006).

Huh.

― John Justen waitin to get his W2s back so he can file his tax and ball out (john, Tuesday, 30 January 2007 08:59 (nineteen years ago)

EAT IT

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 09:05 (nineteen years ago)

I just ate a pitcher of buffalo wings on a dare tonight (no lie), so I think I might hold off for the moment.

I'm not making this any better for myself, am I?

― John Justen waitin to get his W2s back so he can file his tax and ball out (john, Tuesday, 30 January 2007 09:09 (nineteen years ago)

If I can find batteries for my camera tomorrow, I will document both this cake/backseat issue, and the bi-monthly cleaning of the apartment fridge. Not for the weak of heart.

― John Justen waitin to get his W2s back so he can file his tax and ball out (john, Tuesday, 30 January 2007 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

Damn vintage backseat cake sounds really good right now

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

MY FLOOR HAS BEEN COVERED IN PAPERS, MAGAZINES, OLD BOOKS, OLD PHOTOS, AND MISCELLANEOUS DEBRIS FOR TWO OR THREE WEEKS NOW. I STARTED CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET AND GAVE UP. THEY LIVE THERE NOW. I'M JUST SQUATTING.

BEDROOM HALF OF APARTMENT COVERED IN DIRTY CLOTHES. NEED TO WASH SHEETS AND TOWELS TOO. FEBREZE NO LONGER WORKING.

BATHROOM SINK COVERED IN FINE LAYER OF FILTH. ALSO HAIR.

MY KITCHEN SINK KEEPS GETTING STOPPED UP AND VOMITING WEIRD GROSS WATER AND GUNK.

BIRD POOPED ON MY JACKET. I CLEANED IT OFF WITH A WET NAP.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

bi-monthly cleaning of the apartment fridge

Come back when this is bi-annual and you will be awarded black belt in dirt bag style.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

come back when this only happens when your lease is up and you need to move out and you're living my life of the last few years.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

Come back when this is bi-annual and you will be awarded black belt in dirt bag style.

fifth degree.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

www.squalorsurvivors.com

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes great inventions are result of dirt bag style like a few years ago I was eating a lot of rice and tended to get distracted about cooking so there was often delicious roasted rice very stuck at the bottom of the cooking pot, almost only removable by boiling watrer in it again, and since I had only one pot to cook and to heat up water for my tea at one point dirt bag style kicked in and I used the same water. That's how Genmaicha (Popped-Rice tea) got invented again (i bet that's how it got invented in the first place)

― SÆbästìên (immortalist), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

i fell asleep fully clothed on my couch last night, but somehow that doesn't seem all that bad anymore.

― be home by 11 (orion), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

i washed my dishes in the shower

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

recycled socks today, realized my car was full of footstink on the way to work. tossed out socks, going commando-foot today. :( shaem.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

smartwool can last 2 days no problem

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

i am imagining you tossing the socks out the window on the highway. please tell me that's how it happened.

― be home by 11 (orion), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

wasn't that in an aerosmith video?

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

placed in paper bag, tossed in dumpster

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

i bought new socks yesterday because i don't have time to do laundry! today i need to buy new underwear.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

i don't have time to do laundry!

no drop-off service near you??

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

not everyone lives large like u

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

otm re: smartwool
that stuff is smart

i have been cleaning, and not just staring at piles of stuff but dismantling them, catharsis style.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

i have been cleaning, and not just staring at piles of stuff but dismantling them, catharsis style.

i did some serious cleaning this weekend and expected to finish re-arranging my apartment but instead i've gone back to throwing laundry all over the place and letting dirty dishes pile up while i have things like dismantled bookcases and piles of cds and armchairs sitting in the middle of rooms.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

srsly, that squalor survivors site puts everything in perspective

i did eat taco chips and chipotle salsa for breakfast though

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

not everyone lives large like u

it's like $3 more in the end! so worth it

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

i'm always afraid that they will shrink my clothes, but it's probably cheaper than buying new socks!

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

i always just tell them to use low/mid dry

but yeah inevitably they'll mess it up sooner or later

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

I only give them sheets, towels, and gym clothes. Everything that might be hurt by drying, I do myself -- but at least there's less waiting and folding overall.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

yuppie bag style

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

I just found a big ole nugget in a crate of comic books I was going through, looking for ALL STAR SUPERMAN ISSUES 1-4. (I found them.)

― be home by 11 (orion), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

easter nug hunt!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

the only thing they've ever shrunk was a sweater i didn't realize i'd given them (wool) that was dryer-ed.

fell asleep fully clothed on my couch last night, but somehow that doesn't seem all that bad anymore.

-- be home by 11 (dr.carl.saga...), January 30th, 2007 12:15 PM. (orion) (later) (link) (admin)

i have lost track of how many times this has happened recently (but on my bed, cause i don't have a couch)

― the art of pretend non-lawyering. (tehresa), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

no drop-off service near you??

You probably have your own rice-cooker, too, doncha.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

does this count if the S.O. is AZN?

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

What's wrong with dropping off laundry?

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

even i drop off my laundry! it's eighty cents per pound across the street.

― be home by 11 (orion), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

BLUE STATES WIN!!!!!

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://johnprolly.blogspot.com/2007/04/gentei-spring-summer-07.html

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

jon, have u lost touch with yr inner dirtbag?

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

I want to eat those orange toe clips.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

MY SINK HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR WEEKS

THEY WONT FIX IT

EVERY TIME I RUN WATER IT PUKES UP BLACK SLUDGE

THERE IS AN INCH THICK LAYER OF COFFEE GROUNDS, WEIRD GUNK, AND BLACK WATER COVERING THE SINK

― strongohulkington, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

get a snake

― lfam, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

pour vinegar and baking soda down the drain

― sexyDancer, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

haha science-fair sink-sludge volcano

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

it's the garbage disposal.

― strongohulkington, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

I can't get my garbage disposal to work without jumpstarting it with a screwdriver.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

That sounds totally safe.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.oivproductions.com/images/insinkerator.jpg

― sexyDancer, Monday, 9 April 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

I poured soooo much Drano down today that I smelled something... H2?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr%C4%81no

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

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