Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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I have no idea what you are referring to with the McCarver thing, but I don't think yr insulting me with such a statement.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

what was deion's contribution to ANYTHING aside from dousing mccarver?

xpost oh man ally lemme see if youtube has it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

no youtube. : (

On October 11, Sanders played for the Falcons at Miami, then took a charter flight to Pittsburgh for the Braves' playoff game that night, hoping to become the first athlete to play in two pro sports the same day. But Braves manager Bobby Cox didn't play him. Broadcaster Tim McCarver criticized Sanders and, three days later after Atlanta won the NLCS, Neon Deion's response was to dump ice water on McCarver.

: D

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

oh I forgot about that, or maybe it just never registered in my head. It's easy to lose track of all the ridiculous stuff Deion has done. That's pretty awesome though.

But seriously I know he put out a song that was similar to Pumps and a Bump and there was an accompanying video of him dancing around in a speedo or some shit. Highly disturbing stuff, for some reason I guess I just assumed it was Pumps and a Bump because jesus god why is there two of those songs.

No, I am not going to just google this and find out.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't wanna search youtube for "hammer's pump" neither

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think "Deion in a speedo" was limited to music videos because I've never seen this video but I'm reasonably certain I've seen Deion Sanders in a speedo.

― Dan (Or Maybe That Was The Carl Lewis Video) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

killer record

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

pimpin' ain't easy, yanc3.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

wow!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

stence what was the name of hammer's horse??? anyhow primetime and hammer were pretty tight, deion was a pretty great fb player and not a bad baseball player - he hit over .300 one year! i couldn't do that! his house is truly truly awesome too. he really really sucked as a commentator though. he owned club 21 too - that used to be the spot!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

i forget the name of hammer's horse or i woulda made a joke about it on cstb already.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link

'bull in the hammer'

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Deion was extremely fantastically dressed, even to the day. Solid kind of person all around.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

http://mchammer.blogspot.com/2006/03/barry-bonds_09.html

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

hammer's horse was named Dancefloor

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

i dont know how the fuck i remember that, but there ya go!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Didn't Deion do a song with Nas on the Mortal Kombat soundtrack?

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

can we talk about what a homo joe theisman is rn?

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

cap'n save-a-joe?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jamJ4-C_TME&search=carl%20lewis

― Dan (CARL LEWIS VIDEO) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

dude wtf is yr probs with Joe T?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Ade's pissed that JT dissed Ricky Williams.

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

joe said he thought ricky was a stand-up guy but he didn't want to be mentioned in the same breath as him when it came to football, how he was ashamed to be a former argonaut now that rw is signing with them, etc.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

oh well I give the guy leeway for saying dumb things, on account of the leg and all. So I kind of just zone out the words that come out of his mouth.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

allyzay in being save-a-nfl-bro non-shocker.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

somebody should be all save-a-nfl-bored since it's got no new answers, btw.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

theismann isn't a horse, ally!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

his leg doesn't fuck up his brain!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

oh don't you even, ms. cap'n save-a-aussie-bro-with-shitty-beer!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

xp - Yeah, Theismann was clearly dumber than a rock to start with.

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't really have anything to say on the NFL board right now. I've been too busy to really follow the intrigue of the off season closely :(

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Coopers is NOT shitty beer! You're just cranky because I was sweet on the help.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

you and every other girl there.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

And I debate this "Theismann isn't a horse" theory.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't say it was a good idea; even *I* know better.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
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― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

haha yeah i saw that 'former argo theismann speaks out' hed on espn a couple of days ago and roffled - do you really want to be reminding people you were a former argonaut???

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

whatever cap'n save-a-thread.

to jaxon obv.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Hah.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

joe theismann is the closest thing the nfl has to an al bundy

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.sportsposterwarehouse.com/warehouse/lt03pf-1.jpg http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20060521wAPbarbaroleg_450.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

"joe theismann is the closest thing the nfl has to an al bundy"

dude what? i can think of some much better candidates

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.giants.com/uploads/players/56CAFBE9544B4D0BADFF5F70173E951F.jpg

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

well in that he doesn't play anymore and has an overdeveloped legend! give hasselbeck five years.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

boomer esiason = bud bundy
steve young = kelly bundy
kornheiser = peg

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

dan fouts = buck

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

aikman = marcy

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:21 (eighteen years ago) link

jefferson = ryan leaf

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:21 (eighteen years ago) link

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