LOLZ @ LAWYERS

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congrats!

one dis leads to another (ian), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

my firm has two clients named the p4rrots. they are suing a zoo.

yo zuccotti (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 20 November 2011 05:11 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://apublicdefender.com/2012/03/06/you-really-should-object-when/
aw

kim tim jim investor (harbl), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

btw, loladmitted

why would she write "argh"? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

congrats!

buzza, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

congratulations dude

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

lol!

kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://justin-bieber-law.com/

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Friday, 6 July 2012 11:45 (thirteen years ago)

hard out there for a pimp

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 July 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://slu.edu/Documents/law/Law%20Journal/Archives/LJ56-2_Mason_Article.pdf

am0n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

impressive

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/07/10/a-legal-fight-over-sipping-beer-on-a-stoop/?ref=nyregion

since i am a local expert on open container laws i took special note of this. i think the guy is wrong for talking to the nyt before court because someone is going to tell the cop about this and he's going to show up for court when he might not have otherwise. this is what's wrong with law students thinking they can represent themselves better than a regular person can. they don't understand strategy! also advising his friends they might be better off pleading guilty when the fine is $25! how can they possibly be better off than that!? dummy

for future reference my advice is to always plead not guilty to these types of charges

kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

also lol at "this is injustice"

kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:15 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/oh_chute_gal_trash_ploy_horror_8FfVqSo95Bnhd3BZ6fe3IL

not really lol, just ... ugh

乒乓, Monday, 29 October 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

yikes, that's horrible.

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://fairbaseballist.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/babylawyer2.jpg

╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗ (am0n), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

These interns keep getting younger and younger ;o)

del griffith, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

lawyer? he's not even old enough to know her! ;]

╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗ (am0n), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

You shouldn't act all loosey-goosey when you appear before a judge. You certainly shouldn't tell him fuck you.

But all that said, judge is still an asshole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLA7dQ-uxR0

pplains, Thursday, 7 February 2013 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

What did she say her jewelry was worth

how's life, Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

"like rick ross"

☏ (am0n), Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

this is not a bright woman

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 February 2013 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

my friend who is a public defender just posted on facebook about a special narcotics prosecutor in court today with a huge split in the seam of his pants. lol at lawyers.

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

there is a super old prosecutor in my county who is constantly pulling out wedgies. that is when he stands up because he's too old and broken to stand up to talk to the judge. having cases with him is a dream though, he's constantly unprepared.

veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/qYkyMWH.png

乒乓, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Amberley "The Easter Lily" Hammer

del griffith, Thursday, 23 May 2013 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pseMw1q_xF4

no pressure, bro.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 25 August 2013 20:56 (twelve years ago)

how weird would it be to walk into that guy's office and he still has the echo in his voice.

pplains, Sunday, 25 August 2013 23:43 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

this was pretty great

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/782131-thatcher.html

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 September 2013 18:20 (twelve years ago)

i bet they like bacon a lot

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 September 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

http://marylandpotlawyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/MPL_profile2.png

¯\(乒_乓 )/¯ (am0n), Tuesday, 17 September 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)

http://shockinglawyers.ytmnd.com/

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 September 2013 17:27 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

For the past 30 years, Goldberg has paid extra so he can display his exotic cars — he also owns a Bentley and Lamborghini — parked diagonally across two spaces at the lot along the avenue, a busy thoroughfare on weekday mornings for criminal defendants and their families.

乒乓, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 02:12 (twelve years ago)

time to take it too far now/michael douglas out the car now

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 02:16 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.lawofficesofladyjustice.com/

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 21 December 2013 05:06 (twelve years ago)

would hire them.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 21 December 2013 05:13 (twelve years ago)

ilxor: "I'd like to hire some of that!"

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 21 December 2013 05:41 (twelve years ago)

I went with another attorney before hiring lady justice. That attorney who I will not name took my money and didn’t do anything for me! Dana and Mona teamed up and helped me through a very tough time. Thank you. I hope you both the best.

Mina S.
Apple Valley, CA

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 21 December 2013 05:42 (twelve years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/22/fashion/Millenials-Millennials-Generation-Y.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

“I feel like their work ethic is a legitimate concern, even though it sounds like you’re a whiny old person complaining about the youth,” said Jared Neumark, 31, who produced the video for Official Comedy. “There’s this focus on enjoying your work, and that creates a huge problem because there needs to be a part of the population that has not-so-much-fun jobs, more labor-intensive jobs, or that are, like, lawyers.”
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signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 21 December 2013 23:33 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr2gdPY-88w

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 February 2014 17:12 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

aside from the screaming, this seven minute, verbatim reenactment of the actual derailing of a deposition is sometimes how things go.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 2 May 2014 10:35 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/06/fla_judge_accused_of_attacking.html

am0n, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:34 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/cwBoWhj.png

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)

uggggh

een, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 20:58 (eleven years ago)

stuart v. goldberg is actually just a wax dummy you can rent for your court appearance.

Spectrum, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)


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