Damage ContrLOLz

adam buxton meets adam buxton

http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/people/180x200/a/adam_buxton.jpg

idk the guy on the r?

that's skrillex

OK that means nothing to me but damn Feldman looks like he could be his dad. Uncanny.

skrilolx

feels like everyone is skrillex these days

http://t.co/bGHb6NKw

worth reloading btw

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bCh-gAJte7Y/S8Vew7dOn9I/AAAAAAAAHBA/Std0L033xfg/s400/Brian+Dunkleman.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QTkwy.jpg

lol wut

I haven't seen a trailer made from the back part of a vehicle in a long time! My dad used to have one made from the box of a pickup

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/304048_10150442125317053_578962052_10504536_1711400994_n.jpg

As part of our on-going anti-litter campaign we've launched a new set of advertisements called 'Litter makes a pig of you'. These ads are designed to highlight how filthy littering is by using a play on the words of the nursery rhyme 'This little piggy'. In our ad we have highlighted the socially unacceptable behaviour of 'Four Litter Pigs' and shown the consequences of this behaviour – litter on the streets and a £50 on-the-spot fine for dropping litter!

http://www.belfastcity.gov.uk/antilitter/index.asp

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lru54d63Br1qa0uujo1_500.jpg

This guy in this Turkish correct way to take passport flyer is killing me. I almost started a poll but I'm pretty sure the beret one would win in a landslide.

omg yessss

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu2g9zraCl1qa9bmvo1_250.png

^^^^

that's a vice do

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=77&threadid=88596

Where are their jaunty hats?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLhccTt2kS8

wow, that's pretty horrifying

omg

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/176277-3/Mohawk_owned.gif

rip markers

ahahaha

earthquake hits at around :08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5idJmdag50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcs3OwrkcR4

http://static.ow.ly/photos/normal/kG7l.jpg

omg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaOVNqA7lBA

Never gets old :)

my race, it has become a gif!!

I love the one riders reaction after they finally stop spinning

looooooooooooooool

Maybe more awesome than LOLz but whatever. I just listened to this like 5 times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF5WYaoWXI4

a friend of a friend started a tumblr consisting of correspondence between a landlord & his two tenants in Oakland in the late 80s -- i am assured this is for real.

September 19, 1987

Dear Mark:

You shouldn’t worry about making Ellen cry. She cries all the time.

You know, I’m still waiting to get approval from your decorator to wall paper my house. Is he back yet? From Venice?

It’s too hard to wall paper over all these louvered closet doors, so I think I’ll just glue some nice fake fur to them. What color would you suggest? Could I get a check from you for $500.00 as an advance on the fabric and fur and glue?

Sincerely,
Karen

http://karenandellen.tumblr.com/
(it's worth it to go back & read them chronologically)

dying over here

omg Elmo

There's no way those are real

Is there??

i know!! i have no way to verify it but i am told it is 100% real

i want to believe!!

oh my god this is amazing

oh my god this becomes EVEN MORE AMAZING faster than I could have possibly imagined

my friend claims to have seen several of the letters irl, so it has to be real, right? RIGHT?

August 14, 1987

Dear Mark,

You requested that I should ask my friends if you were justified in refusing to pay for exercising the bad spirits from my home, and I did!

Here’s how they voted:
3 people felt my request was unreasonable
4 people felt that my request was reasonable but you were within your rights to refuse (including Karen!)
2 people felt that my request was reasonable and you should have paid
2 person felt that my request was reasonable and you are being completely unreasonable

So it looks like my friends agree with you. I’m going to ask them again after the harmonic convergence. I’ll let you know if they’ve changed their mind.

Ellen

Listen guys just do me a favor here - when someone inevitably find out that it's not real (because really how could something this good be an acutal thing?) just don't tell us, OK? Don't shatter my illusions. I'd rather be kept in the dark on this one.

Thanks,

Erica

I am beside myself over these

friend posting on fb re: the origins:

"They were gift to him from somebody who worked at a copy shop. If I remember correctly, somebody had copied the letters there, and one of the employees had the forsight to make a copy for themselves to enjoy after the customer left. I think it was a favorite pass time of the copy shop employees, until one made a copy for Josh for his birthday. Feel free to correct me or fill any blanks, Mr. Hallmark."

Dear Ellen:

It is true that I used to give firewood to Marsha Blackman. It is also true that I still give free firewood to some of my tenants - those with fireplaces.

Your cottage has no wood stove or fireplace.

Sincerely,
Mark

Dear Mark,

I know I haven’t gotten a fireplace. If I did have one, I would have seen it by now! But it’s irrelavent.

If you give free firewood to your other tenants, I should get a free share too!

Yours,
Ellen