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max i "got" the "joke" and its reference to hendrix's famous song title, but it is a failure as a joke because no one would read someone's resume and then proceed to ask about their experience

Think nearly every interviewer I've ever spoken to hasn't read my CV.

― Mum-Ra Gaddafi the Ever-Living (dog latin), Monday, 31 October 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

Also, it's spelled résumé. I mean, if you're going to include one accent mark, why not two?

― pplains, Monday, 31 October 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

And why not six? And if six turned out to be nine, who would mind?

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 October 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/137/0ae7890c62cd491da760f905d7f09aae/l.jpg

― lol waggoner (am0n), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

"Photos taken of famous people together that you would never have expected to be together but make you happy all the same." also-rans

― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

who is the hippie?

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

who's the guy on the left?

― dayo, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

adam buxton meets adam buxton

http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/people/180x200/a/adam_buxton.jpg

― ceci n'est pas un nom d'affichage (ledge), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

idk the guy on the r?

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

that's skrillex

― dayo, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

OK that means nothing to me but damn Feldman looks like he could be his dad. Uncanny.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

skrilolx

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

feels like everyone is skrillex these days

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://t.co/bGHb6NKw

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

worth reloading btw

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bCh-gAJte7Y/S8Vew7dOn9I/AAAAAAAAHBA/Std0L033xfg/s400/Brian+Dunkleman.jpg

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QTkwy.jpg

― dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

lol wut

― goole, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

I haven't seen a trailer made from the back part of a vehicle in a long time! My dad used to have one made from the box of a pickup

― mh, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/304048_10150442125317053_578962052_10504536_1711400994_n.jpg

― jaxon, Thursday, 3 November 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

As part of our on-going anti-litter campaign we've launched a new set of advertisements called 'Litter makes a pig of you'. These ads are designed to highlight how filthy littering is by using a play on the words of the nursery rhyme 'This little piggy'. In our ad we have highlighted the socially unacceptable behaviour of 'Four Litter Pigs' and shown the consequences of this behaviour – litter on the streets and a £50 on-the-spot fine for dropping litter!

http://www.belfastcity.gov.uk/antilitter/index.asp

― Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Thursday, 3 November 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lru54d63Br1qa0uujo1_500.jpg

This guy in this Turkish correct way to take passport flyer is killing me. I almost started a poll but I'm pretty sure the beret one would win in a landslide.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 3 November 2011 03:42 (fourteen years ago)

omg yessss

― max, Thursday, 3 November 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu2g9zraCl1qa9bmvo1_250.png

― max, Thursday, 3 November 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^

― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 November 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

that's a vice do

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 November 2011 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=77&threadid=88596

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 November 2011 05:09 (fourteen years ago)

Where are their jaunty hats?

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 3 November 2011 11:07 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLhccTt2kS8

― jaxon, Friday, 4 November 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

wow, that's pretty horrifying

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

omg

― Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Friday, 4 November 2011 06:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/176277-3/Mohawk_owned.gif

― PTSD clarinet kid (am0n), Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

rip markers

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

ahahaha

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

earthquake hits at around :08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5idJmdag50

― max, Sunday, 6 November 2011 13:33 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcs3OwrkcR4

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://static.ow.ly/photos/normal/kG7l.jpg

― pplains, Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

omg

― new rap guy (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 7 November 2011 05:08 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaOVNqA7lBA

― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

Never gets old :)

― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

my race, it has become a gif!!

― goole, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

I love the one riders reaction after they finally stop spinning

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

looooooooooooooool

― double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe more awesome than LOLz but whatever. I just listened to this like 5 times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF5WYaoWXI4

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

a friend of a friend started a tumblr consisting of correspondence between a landlord & his two tenants in Oakland in the late 80s -- i am assured this is for real.

September 19, 1987
Dear Mark:
You shouldn’t worry about making Ellen cry. She cries all the time.
You know, I’m still waiting to get approval from your decorator to wall paper my house. Is he back yet? From Venice?
It’s too hard to wall paper over all these louvered closet doors, so I think I’ll just glue some nice fake fur to them. What color would you suggest? Could I get a check from you for $500.00 as an advance on the fabric and fur and glue?
Sincerely,
Karen

http://karenandellen.tumblr.com/
(it's worth it to go back & read them chronologically)

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

dying over here

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

omg Elmo

There's no way those are real

Is there??

― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

i know!! i have no way to verify it but i am told it is 100% real

i want to believe!!

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

oh my god this is amazing

― dense macabre (DJP), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

oh my god this becomes EVEN MORE AMAZING faster than I could have possibly imagined

― dense macabre (DJP), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

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