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oh man I want a t-shirt that just says "HANS SOLO" in the star wars font and nothing else

― dayo, Saturday, 29 October 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

feel like you could call a pretty good chillwave band HANS SOLO

― dayo, Saturday, 29 October 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

i would prefer to see her movie again than the original trilogy, anytime
"hans and luke kiss"

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 October 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/375889_10150346881191283_173813726282_8730944_512526169_n.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

that joke doesnt make any sense: the man literally just read a document that answers the question he is asking in the comic

― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 30 October 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

no, grady, "are you experienced" is the name of a famous jimi hendrix song, and that's jimi hendrix, in the chair, being asked a question that is also the title of his song, and an album. "are you experienced?" he asks, of course, jimi hendrix is experienced, he wrote the song.

― max, Sunday, 30 October 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

"This is normal"

― caek, Sunday, 30 October 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

The interviewer is a jerk. He is asking Mr. Hendrix what he knows, judging by the fact he has the resume in front of him. He is also an asshole for making the world's worst pun.

― mh, Sunday, 30 October 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

mh otm

max i "got" the "joke" and its reference to hendrix's famous song title, but it is a failure as a joke because no one would read someone's resume and then proceed to ask about their experience

it would make more sense if the interviewer was saying "well i believe this interview went well, but i do not have a copy of your resume in front of me, so... are you experienced?"

think abt it

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 31 October 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/174470_100000438037516_4887757_q.jpg

― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 31 October 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

"tell me about your time in a purple haze"

― mh, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)

hey look at me not defending a comic from the internet

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:41 (fourteen years ago)

shh we're doing a routine

― mh, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

"tell me about a challenge you faced along the watchtower"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:52 (fourteen years ago)

"Ill have to talk to my supervisor first before I can tell you. I've got your home phone number here, Mr. Hendrix. Can you wait until tomorrow?"

― pplains, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

"Mr. Hendrix, I see here on you resume that you almost always smell like weed."

― double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Monday, 31 October 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

"Mr. Hendrix, it says here you died over forty years ago.. care to explain?"

― Kerm, Monday, 31 October 2011 04:33 (fourteen years ago)

poorly formed "experience"

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 October 2011 04:44 (fourteen years ago)

ohhhhh Grady thanks for explaining that you got the joke, I wasn't sure if you were familiar with the work of jimi hendrix

― max, Monday, 31 October 2011 13:05 (fourteen years ago)

max i "got" the "joke" and its reference to hendrix's famous song title, but it is a failure as a joke because no one would read someone's resume and then proceed to ask about their experience

Think nearly every interviewer I've ever spoken to hasn't read my CV.

― Mum-Ra Gaddafi the Ever-Living (dog latin), Monday, 31 October 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

Also, it's spelled résumé. I mean, if you're going to include one accent mark, why not two?

― pplains, Monday, 31 October 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

And why not six? And if six turned out to be nine, who would mind?

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 October 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/137/0ae7890c62cd491da760f905d7f09aae/l.jpg

― lol waggoner (am0n), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

"Photos taken of famous people together that you would never have expected to be together but make you happy all the same." also-rans

― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

who is the hippie?

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

who's the guy on the left?

― dayo, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

adam buxton meets adam buxton

http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/people/180x200/a/adam_buxton.jpg

― ceci n'est pas un nom d'affichage (ledge), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

idk the guy on the r?

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

that's skrillex

― dayo, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

OK that means nothing to me but damn Feldman looks like he could be his dad. Uncanny.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

skrilolx

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

feels like everyone is skrillex these days

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://t.co/bGHb6NKw

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

worth reloading btw

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bCh-gAJte7Y/S8Vew7dOn9I/AAAAAAAAHBA/Std0L033xfg/s400/Brian+Dunkleman.jpg

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QTkwy.jpg

― dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

lol wut

― goole, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

I haven't seen a trailer made from the back part of a vehicle in a long time! My dad used to have one made from the box of a pickup

― mh, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/304048_10150442125317053_578962052_10504536_1711400994_n.jpg

― jaxon, Thursday, 3 November 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

As part of our on-going anti-litter campaign we've launched a new set of advertisements called 'Litter makes a pig of you'. These ads are designed to highlight how filthy littering is by using a play on the words of the nursery rhyme 'This little piggy'. In our ad we have highlighted the socially unacceptable behaviour of 'Four Litter Pigs' and shown the consequences of this behaviour – litter on the streets and a £50 on-the-spot fine for dropping litter!

http://www.belfastcity.gov.uk/antilitter/index.asp

― Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Thursday, 3 November 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lru54d63Br1qa0uujo1_500.jpg

This guy in this Turkish correct way to take passport flyer is killing me. I almost started a poll but I'm pretty sure the beret one would win in a landslide.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 3 November 2011 03:42 (fourteen years ago)

omg yessss

― max, Thursday, 3 November 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu2g9zraCl1qa9bmvo1_250.png

― max, Thursday, 3 November 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^

― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 November 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

that's a vice do

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 November 2011 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=77&threadid=88596

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 November 2011 05:09 (fourteen years ago)

Where are their jaunty hats?

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 3 November 2011 11:07 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLhccTt2kS8

― jaxon, Friday, 4 November 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

wow, that's pretty horrifying

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

omg

― Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Friday, 4 November 2011 06:34 (fourteen years ago)

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