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The Sandra Bullock one is pretty spot on.

― rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nsH6J.gif

i wish i had some use for this

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

pretty stoops

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/313263_2587935737493_1227553922_33198604_1529411327_n.jpg

― jaxon, Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

loool

― caek, Thursday, 13 October 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

bacon jokes: they never get old!!

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 October 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

This is probably really old but I just saw it for the first time and can't get over this kid:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_w6tY0jmWlUo/RwaZoC4MGkI/AAAAAAAAAEw/VYK0bN81Zq0/s400/ChrisFarley.jpg

It's freakishly uncanny.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

OK yeah the internet says it's at least 4 years old. Whatever! It's new to me. I'd be so freaked out if my kid looked like that.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

it's supposed to look like chris farley, right?

― Captain of the S.S. NoFun (Z S), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

Not "supposed to" though - it DOES look EXACTLY like him.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

fat man in a lii-ii-tle coaaat
fat man in a lii-ii-tle coaaat

― Captain of the S.S. NoFun (Z S), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

friend found this in his laundry room

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/301170_10150424415661303_594216302_10789016_1863876466_n.jpg

― jaxon, Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301365_10150331805049353_49730654352_7958454_777138069_n.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 13 October 2011 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

lolllll

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 13 October 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Kk4QrYZRo

this boat cost 2.6 million dollars

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

that is a really shitty boat for that price

― avant-garde heterosexuals (mh), Friday, 14 October 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

it just wanted to go for a lil swim :-(

― markers, Friday, 14 October 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

somebody didn't see fitzcarraldo.

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 October 2011 05:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15301830

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Friday, 14 October 2011 05:50 (fourteen years ago)

regarding boat launches (not worth watching all 10 minutes, but skipping through gives you an idea)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3goRfcrj1WA

― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 12:12 (fourteen years ago)

ok, so searching through youtube reveals that people fuck up this badly while launching boats ALL THE TIME. less funny.

― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 12:21 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFWyctqT1lk

― max, Friday, 14 October 2011 12:36 (fourteen years ago)

"I don't smoke, but he offered me one, so I took it"
"I'm hoping it's just tobacco"
"No it wasn't!"

haha that's fantastic <3

― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 October 2011 12:43 (fourteen years ago)

so proud of that vip pass :)

― am0n, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

i can't find the words for the sky news team's general contempt, like its so deep & almost somehow generous

― interspecies smalltalk (schlump), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

if snoop offers you a smoke, you fucking smoke

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

"respect"

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

""""respect""""

― interspecies smalltalk (schlump), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I was wonder, is that something rappers say in England? I think I've heard that sort-of smarmy-white-guy-talking-about-a-black-guy usage somewhere before.

― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

it's definitely seen as a "black" thing by people whose most recent contact with "black culture" was accidentally tuning into kissfm ca. 1991.

― caek, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

harry hill used to have it in a catchphrase but i think even he dropped it

― caek, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q259/assnutt/ali-g-respect.jpg

― Kerm, Friday, 14 October 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.badassdigest.com/2011/10/14/kirk-camerons-sad-birthday-party

― lagerfeld of modern despots (latebloomer), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://badassness.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cameron.jpg

― lagerfeld of modern despots (latebloomer), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

Oh dear.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― am0n, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://hiscrivener.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/sad-jesus.jpg?w=400&h=400

― ban moves like jagger (goole), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

holy lol

― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

Seeks not earthly pleasures.

― michael assbender (Eric H.), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

Or furniture manufactured within the last 25 years.

― michael assbender (Eric H.), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

"you may stand outside the door or behind some boxes but keep your distance. and do not look him in the eye."

― am0n, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know if it's the Desert Storm-era furniture, the awkward looks of KC's posse or that there are only 3 and a half footlongs there, but something about it all together really speaks to me.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

kc and the subway binge

― brownie, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

bowls of condiments, half-empty oj bottle, label on door reading 'PRIVATE'

― am0n, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

we're having a birthday party!

YAY!

at a church!

...

― Kerm, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

kc and the subway binge

ow lol

― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

looks like someone left behind some oj

― brownie, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

Just the lead-up, "Okay, Kirk, we need you in the conference room for just a little bit."

KIRK shows trademark sideways grin

"Oh yeah? What's going on in there?"

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/311416_185798198155195_154239051311110_410210_4469144_n.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 October 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

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