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It's the swooping thing that I'm afraid of. A pigeon once actually flew into my head so this isn't a completely irrational thing.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

A friend of mine told me once how in college he had this picture cut out from a magazine of a woman being chased by an ostrich and how the expression on her face completely defined the meaning of the word "fear". We have looked up and down the Internet trying to find that image with no luck.

However, any chance I get, I post to his Facebook wall videos and pictures of birds chasing people, much to the chagrin of him and the wonderment of his family.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

that olsen twins thing was like staring into hell

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha so scary
it made me feel like i'd eaten a bunch of candy and someone's big brother had given me lsd and i'd forgotten my name for a while

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 13 October 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

rrrobyn knows how to par-tee

― ( ) (mh), Thursday, 13 October 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

rrrobyn knows how to have acid flashbacks

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 13 October 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

live birds make me hella nervous; I'm always afraid i'm gonna accidentally kill them
plus there's the whole dinosaur thing
just in general, i don't trust people who own birds

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 October 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6I29UlOZSo

reminds me of that donkey racing vid

― caek, Thursday, 13 October 2011 10:27 (fourteen years ago)

He is speaking Swedish for the first ten seconds, right

― antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Thursday, 13 October 2011 10:31 (fourteen years ago)

Oh man, from the same guys who did Jed's link:

the guy who did the sandra bullock thing is the greatest, am really into these

http://youtu.be/lxrTDkxlMio
http://youtu.be/zvjVIwFE5Cc

the sound is so amazing

― interspecies smalltalk (schlump), Thursday, 13 October 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/4VNMfvo2wyc

c o n s i s t e n c y o f m a y o n n a i s e

― fern2gully (goole), Thursday, 13 October 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

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jen0v4 4 days ago

― fern2gully (goole), Thursday, 13 October 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

also the classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8umVKXfcutA

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think these slo-mo things are funny at all. :/

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

Nope, me needer. Idgi really.

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMCTAUVVeSE

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

lol that guy's funny looking but, nope, still nothing

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

I think the key to enjoying this stuff is a drug abuse C.V. featuring robotussin.

― rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

is that really what robotrippin feels like?

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

The Sandra Bullock one is pretty spot on.

― rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nsH6J.gif

i wish i had some use for this

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

pretty stoops

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/313263_2587935737493_1227553922_33198604_1529411327_n.jpg

― jaxon, Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

loool

― caek, Thursday, 13 October 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

bacon jokes: they never get old!!

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 October 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

This is probably really old but I just saw it for the first time and can't get over this kid:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_w6tY0jmWlUo/RwaZoC4MGkI/AAAAAAAAAEw/VYK0bN81Zq0/s400/ChrisFarley.jpg

It's freakishly uncanny.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

OK yeah the internet says it's at least 4 years old. Whatever! It's new to me. I'd be so freaked out if my kid looked like that.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

it's supposed to look like chris farley, right?

― Captain of the S.S. NoFun (Z S), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

Not "supposed to" though - it DOES look EXACTLY like him.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

fat man in a lii-ii-tle coaaat
fat man in a lii-ii-tle coaaat

― Captain of the S.S. NoFun (Z S), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

friend found this in his laundry room

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/301170_10150424415661303_594216302_10789016_1863876466_n.jpg

― jaxon, Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301365_10150331805049353_49730654352_7958454_777138069_n.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 13 October 2011 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

lolllll

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 13 October 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Kk4QrYZRo

this boat cost 2.6 million dollars

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

that is a really shitty boat for that price

― avant-garde heterosexuals (mh), Friday, 14 October 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

it just wanted to go for a lil swim :-(

― markers, Friday, 14 October 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

somebody didn't see fitzcarraldo.

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 October 2011 05:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15301830

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Friday, 14 October 2011 05:50 (fourteen years ago)

regarding boat launches (not worth watching all 10 minutes, but skipping through gives you an idea)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3goRfcrj1WA

― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 12:12 (fourteen years ago)

ok, so searching through youtube reveals that people fuck up this badly while launching boats ALL THE TIME. less funny.

― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 12:21 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFWyctqT1lk

― max, Friday, 14 October 2011 12:36 (fourteen years ago)

"I don't smoke, but he offered me one, so I took it"
"I'm hoping it's just tobacco"
"No it wasn't!"

haha that's fantastic <3

― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 October 2011 12:43 (fourteen years ago)

so proud of that vip pass :)

― am0n, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

i can't find the words for the sky news team's general contempt, like its so deep & almost somehow generous

― interspecies smalltalk (schlump), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

if snoop offers you a smoke, you fucking smoke

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

"respect"

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

""""respect""""

― interspecies smalltalk (schlump), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

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