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Man, I can't open up the 4,000+ messages to see if this has already been posted:

http://themightyif.tumblr.com/post/11317625332/german-industrial-dance-with-dutch-polka

― rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 13:09 (fourteen years ago)

something like it was! they're all great tho

― fern2gully (goole), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 13:13 (fourteen years ago)

Lost it at 1:42 of the turkey video.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGtqDKiCy_c

― Snop Snitchin, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

haha its like watching a computer break down

TOO MANY COMPETING IMPERATIVES

― max, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

dyin

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/796/lho.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

lmao

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

what

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

haha

― caek, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyUhISyap3E

― jed_, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FdQVx55_fs

― jaxon, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

lol they look like little lego men

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/squished_orc/Animations/thats_racist.gif

― the gust avrakotos (Kerm), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

Oh man, from the same guys who did Jed's link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsJhfwbfMvU&feature=related

― rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

I have a weird thing about birds chasing me

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, October 12, 2011 10:47 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

I do! I like to look at them and learn about them and stuff but I'm always afraid they're gonna chase me or run into my head or something.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

I now have a friend who has two cockatiels! They're pretty entertaining in that they mostly goof around, but they got really bored and started swooping around the room! I trust them not to slam into me, mostly.

― ( ) (mh), Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

It's the swooping thing that I'm afraid of. A pigeon once actually flew into my head so this isn't a completely irrational thing.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

A friend of mine told me once how in college he had this picture cut out from a magazine of a woman being chased by an ostrich and how the expression on her face completely defined the meaning of the word "fear". We have looked up and down the Internet trying to find that image with no luck.

However, any chance I get, I post to his Facebook wall videos and pictures of birds chasing people, much to the chagrin of him and the wonderment of his family.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

that olsen twins thing was like staring into hell

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha so scary
it made me feel like i'd eaten a bunch of candy and someone's big brother had given me lsd and i'd forgotten my name for a while

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 13 October 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

rrrobyn knows how to par-tee

― ( ) (mh), Thursday, 13 October 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

rrrobyn knows how to have acid flashbacks

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 13 October 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

live birds make me hella nervous; I'm always afraid i'm gonna accidentally kill them
plus there's the whole dinosaur thing
just in general, i don't trust people who own birds

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 October 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6I29UlOZSo

reminds me of that donkey racing vid

― caek, Thursday, 13 October 2011 10:27 (fourteen years ago)

He is speaking Swedish for the first ten seconds, right

― antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Thursday, 13 October 2011 10:31 (fourteen years ago)

Oh man, from the same guys who did Jed's link:

the guy who did the sandra bullock thing is the greatest, am really into these

http://youtu.be/lxrTDkxlMio
http://youtu.be/zvjVIwFE5Cc

the sound is so amazing

― interspecies smalltalk (schlump), Thursday, 13 October 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/4VNMfvo2wyc

c o n s i s t e n c y o f m a y o n n a i s e

― fern2gully (goole), Thursday, 13 October 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

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jen0v4 4 days ago

― fern2gully (goole), Thursday, 13 October 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

also the classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8umVKXfcutA

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think these slo-mo things are funny at all. :/

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

Nope, me needer. Idgi really.

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMCTAUVVeSE

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

lol that guy's funny looking but, nope, still nothing

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

I think the key to enjoying this stuff is a drug abuse C.V. featuring robotussin.

― rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

is that really what robotrippin feels like?

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

The Sandra Bullock one is pretty spot on.

― rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nsH6J.gif

i wish i had some use for this

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

pretty stoops

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/313263_2587935737493_1227553922_33198604_1529411327_n.jpg

― jaxon, Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

loool

― caek, Thursday, 13 October 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

bacon jokes: they never get old!!

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 October 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

This is probably really old but I just saw it for the first time and can't get over this kid:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_w6tY0jmWlUo/RwaZoC4MGkI/AAAAAAAAAEw/VYK0bN81Zq0/s400/ChrisFarley.jpg

It's freakishly uncanny.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

OK yeah the internet says it's at least 4 years old. Whatever! It's new to me. I'd be so freaked out if my kid looked like that.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

it's supposed to look like chris farley, right?

― Captain of the S.S. NoFun (Z S), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

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