Aw, man. I should have listened to my instincts and not watched that. wtf.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link
No - I don't want to! Can't you just summarize?
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:41 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
Once upon a time a man and a woman are hunting in the forest. The woman giggles and shoots bear out of tree. The woman giggles again. The man laughs too. They are happy. The man and the woman go to the bear's corpse. The giggle again. The woman undoes her trousers, gets on her knees and bends over, leaning on the dead bear. The man takes the woman from behind. The woman moans, the man groans. The man comes over the woman's butt and lower back. They giggle. The bear is being dragged off and torn apart by dogs. The woman opens a bottle of champagne. The end.
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:49 (twelve years ago) link
oh... xp
well thanks for saving me the trouble.
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
Ten four
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:58 (twelve years ago) link
I accidentally almost saw Church of Fudge last night while eating a bowl of cereal. The best thing to do when you hear about a deceptively innocuously named meme is to go directly to Encyclopedia Dramatica and avoid all primary sources.
― Je55e, Monday, 10 October 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link
when I was growing up, it was goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty. NONE OF THIS SHAKE THAT BEAR AND CHURCH OF FUDGE SHIT
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 01:35 (21 hours ago)
these three are the holy trinity of the internet imo
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:46 (twelve years ago) link
surprisingly ED has no entry on shake that bear
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:46 (twelve years ago) link
wait what happened to ED, it used to be a lot funnier
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link
It doesn't? I thought I read about it there. I guess it was Urban Dictionary.
― Je55e, Monday, 10 October 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link
ED got taken over/sold, I thought. There are a couple mirrors with the original content
― ( ) (mh), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link
I was about to say I thought ED was gone altogether.
― Occupy Kelly St (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link
http://goldenstethoscope.net/pill_images/viagra-cialis-levitra.jpg
Maybe one day, Trayce. There is hope.
― Je55e, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:25 (twelve years ago) link
Haha - result # 3 in my GIS for Viagra and Cialis
http://vardenafiltablet.net/uploads/30211/viagra-cialis-generic.jpg
― Je55e, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:43 (twelve years ago) link
actual sharp intake of breathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xpLD5cSOWs
― cozen, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
that was my exact reaction. v loud v audible, totally involuntary
― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link
What an idiot. He just barely made it. OMG.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
I want to see that pool/ledge with a normal lens
― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
ohgod
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
Is that him lobotomized at the end?
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
"fuckin idiot............."
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
Wow, even after reading cozen and gbx's posts about gasping, and expecting not to, I involuntarily gasped. Which sucked b/c I had a mouthful of mashed potatoes.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
the part where he enters the water looks fake
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
https://twitter.com/#!/PMacGillvary
― max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
church of fudge...?
you know what, I don't even want to know
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link
SCHEIßE
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link
I figured as much
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link
"R Bilson was very unsexy on Fallon last night. Hope you don't make the same mistake tonight."
― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link
@alisonbrie It is amazing how interesting any story told by a girl with big boobs is.You were awesome on Fallon.8 Oct Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link
@TheReal_Jlh The ultimate gift to your fans would be to pose topless. A great Thank You for all their support over the years.19 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply
@TheReal_Jlh GOING TOPLESS WOULD BE GREAT GIFT TO YOUR FANS EVEN JENNIFER ANISTON FINALLY TOPLESS IN NEXT MOVIE18 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply
@emmyrossum I guess you have to be in great shape for all those nude scenes. :o)19 Aug Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
is The Real_Jlh Jennifer Love-Hewitt??????
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link
yes
― max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link
oh I see, dude is creepfesting out to all of these actresses
I misread that at first and thought all of these actresses were trying to lez up Rachel Bilson
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link
._.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
:-)
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link
Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, October 14, 2011 3:04 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark
perfect dn, contextually speaking
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 October 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, duh. I thought so too and I was confused.
― Je55e, Friday, 14 October 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU0xieReQUY
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 October 2011 05:56 (twelve years ago) link
~russia~http://www.snotr.com/video/8102/We_Love_Russia
― cozen, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.takethislollipop.com/
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SfcKd.jpg
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzExMTM2NDEy.html
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 23:49 (twelve years ago) link
soooooo... there's that.
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 October 2011 06:59 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEOkoQSR_is
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 October 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
20th Century Fox Research Library
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 21 October 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link
I could put this in every thread right now, but I'm going to park it here for now:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBPEbF_u0cY
― avant-garde heterosexuals (mh), Saturday, 22 October 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
putting that in my video thread methinks
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 October 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CoxnUe49ZAthis really bothers me on a lot of levels
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 05:14 (twelve years ago) link
jesus
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link