^ this is the dirt bag 'congratulations you made it' signal
a kinda sad second act to the separate sheet/duvet thing was sitting watching george carlin youtubes with headphones on last night & realising i probably had to get around to fitting the sheet on the duvet, but not wanting to stand up because of indolence and headphone cord length, so trying to do it sitting down, & it just like five, ten frustrating minutes of attempting to inhabit a sheet while pinning a duvet to my chest. it was like seeing a pterodactyl stuck in a hedge.
― honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Sunday, 9 October 2011 11:38 (twelve years ago) link
Oww laughing makes my hangover hurt.
― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Sunday, 9 October 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link
sauce drips on the table, you lick it off and call it a day
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Sunday, 9 October 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
I call it "every day," tbh.
― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Sunday, 9 October 2011 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
I had scabies in 2009
― manic pixie fream girl (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 October 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
made kraft macaroni & cheese, started boiling the noodles until i realized i was out of milk, so i added an extra tablespoon of butter to "compensate"
― latebloomer, Monday, 14 November 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link
ashtray = basically an object that isn't flat
― virginia is for losers (rip van wanko), Monday, 14 November 2011 05:38 (twelve years ago) link
any
spilled half my coffee into my cupholder
only thing i had to mop it up with in my call was a short stack of dollar bills
mopping up spills w/ cash on hand ...
dirtbag: y/n?
― the late great, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
baller
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.quirkins.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rich-bastards.jpg
― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link
Have added "broken glass" to passenger-side foot area hazards.
― beachville, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
I left half-washed laundry sitting in a bucket of soapy water for like 4 days. Rinsed it out last night but the odor of mildew has now permeated my entire foyer where the drying rack is. Balls.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link
not sure what you expected there kid!
― one dis leads to another (ian), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
I was hoping the colder temps would keep growth at bay. Apparently in vain.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
i recommend soaking in 1 pts white vinegar to 3 pts sulfuric acid, then drying at 450 degrees for 24 hours
― the late great, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
alternately: bury in a shallow grave in the desert for two to five years
― the late great, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
My poor tights. ;_;
― one little aioli (Laurel), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
― latebloomer, Monday, November 14, 2011 5:00 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
wait ... there's technically nothing wrong with that, is there?
i know a lot of chefs who use mostly butter, some stock or noodle water and a skosh of cream
― the late great, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
i guess you end up with cacio e pepe without the pepe
― the late great, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link
-brought a bag of chips into the bathroom with me
caught myself at the last minute though
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link
pro-tip: just wipe your ass with the bag, save paper
― the late great, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
next time anybody criticizes you for eating on the toilet, tell them you're reenacting dante's vision of hell, or maybe that scene from pantagruel and gargantua
― the late great, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
foil doesn't catch well though
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
gantagruel and perpetua
― the arm (NZA), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
I'm wearing one of those pairs of smelly tights today, because I didn't have/take the time to rinse w vinegar and re-dry them. Every time I move I can smell a waft of mildew.
― one little aioli (Laurel), Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
― the late great, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 5:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
well, it was kraft mac and cheese. there's protocol to follow.
― adolf jingle bells (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link
Every time I move I can smell a waft of mildew
eh ymmv but ime that's been pretty much standard since i turned 32
― the late great, Thursday, 9 February 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
did you try febreezing them??
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
pretty stoked because i've seen more dead cockroaches than living ones in my place lately― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, October 8, 2011 7:36 PM (5 months ago)
― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, October 8, 2011 7:36 PM (5 months ago)
cockroach situation in my place has been really, really good lately. very few sightings, considering they're everywhere on this island.
however, this morning, my only clean work clothes were a wrinkly disaster (via dirt bag style). so i got my iron and ironing board out, only to discover that four or five cockroaches were living INSIDE THE WATER TANK OF MY IRON (it is a translucent tank so i could see them). already late for work (via dirt bag style) and left with no other choice, i heated up the iron and decided to get the wrinkles out of my clothes as fast possible.
but the ~*STENCH*~ of hot, steamy, cockroach shit/piss/bodies/etc that blasted my face was one of the most horrific things i have ever experienced in my entire life (made worse by the fact that due to high winds lately, all my windows were closed for the first time in years).
gotta buy a new iron after work.
thank god my clothes didn't retain the smell (i think).
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link
omg
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
my iron is on the floor nearby and i'm just staring at it
I've heard of roaches being INSIDE THE MICROWAVE DISPLAY WINDOW but never inside an iron. I can't...think about your post in too much detail without losing my shit so I'm going to pretend it happened in a story instead of irl.
― drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
reminds me of stories i've read of ants infesting automatic coffee makers, living in the reservoir for the water. tossed my coffee maker and never looked back after that.
― wmlynch, Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link
it gave a friend goosebumps when i told him
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link
haha so this happened a while ago but under my sink was just this crazy cockroach nest so I sprayed a ton of bug spray and the sound of dozens of them dying was sorta like popcorn popping. cleaning that up was fun.
― iatee, Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link
the only cockroach i saw in my old apartment was nice enough to waddle to the middle of my foyer and die there overnight--thanks buddy, there was no suspense with you.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link
the mere thought of ironing cockroach stench into my clothing
ugh
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link
I have seen a total of about two insects inside my home, and one was a friendly spider.
Apparently there was one mouse but I never knew it until the cat found it for me
― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
you guys should see my place these days it looks like a model home
of course much of that is due to me figuring out that one way to cope w/ the teeth-grinding anxiety of my possibly-ex-GF suddenly moving out is to windex and wipe all of the surfaces in the house, over and over again
― the late great, Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link
it seems really counter-intuitive but daily cleaning is a lot more fun than cleaning once a month then letting everything go to hell
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link
sorry to hear abt your girl probs, TLG
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link
that is an all time dirtbag post gr80 ty
xp not the one about cleaning obv
― catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
torch it all, start from scratch, promise to start up a cleaning routine in the new world
tlg, I feel for your anxiety and teeth. Try not to chip them. I've done that before..
― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
wait i was supposed to clean like all day today
― catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link
approximately the most horrendous thing that has ever happened in the history of clothes. plus it is generally possible to turn the steam off?
― contenderizer, Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
it all happened so fast
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
i was lost in a fog
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
the fog of, er, cockroaches
― contenderizer, Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link
you emptied the tank out first, right
― desperado, rough rider (thomp), Thursday, 8 March 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link